Roi: I can accept orphans, but the death of my parents is another matter. I'm afraid it's not appropriate to insert the Mercedes logo in the front of BMW.
Bidai Syulan: Can you drive?
Roi: But what if something goes wrong, Mercedes-Benz parts don't match and BMW doesn't bother to repair them?
2。 Return on investment: I can get something for nothing. Married daughter-in-law, gave birth to children, still want to be self-reliant.
3。 Roi: I think my proposal is quite unreliable. I don't like those crooked ones, but anyone who looks pleasing to the eye is either frigid or pregnant. Where are all the girls with clean mental health history? Why can't I see any of them?
Smile: Don't turn around and call names. Who is unhealthy? Will you be clean?
Roi: I didn't say you. You are not beautiful.
Smile: ...
Roi: The word pleasing to the eye underestimates you. You have to be the kind of person who looks delicious, catches a glimpse in the crowd and marries the royal family without losing to Diana. Some people think that beauty is in the eye of the lover, but it is not an exaggeration to say that beauty is in the eye of the enemy.
4。 Return on investment: I bought it at a low price. Are you going to hold it for a long time? Or short-term play?
Hook: Short-term fun? Do you have that explosive power? You can only hold it for a long time.
5。 Return on investment: I have someone here, but my heart is elsewhere. ...
Smile: You can not accept it, I know it's unfair to you.
Roi: Then can you allow me that my heart is here and my body is not there sometimes?
Smile: Are you happy?
6。 Smile: What do you like about me?
Roi: Did I say I like you?
Smile: Honesty is the premise of our future together.
Roi: I'm willing to marry you on the premise that I can't find anyone more stupid than you.
Smile: I won't be so stupid again.
Roi: You don't have the ability to be half-hearted. You can't even take part in accidental amusement. It's all written on your face. I write my words here. You haven't turned his page yet. Once you turn to a new page, you will still be single-minded I won't tolerate your present performance until I see this one. You are stupid, I am not stupid.
7。 Return on investment: I just want to play with you because you look good. Do you accept it? Can you afford it? Half-hearted. Are you my opponent? Believe it or not, there are eight women in my heart that you can't see. What can I fail? If you don't take me seriously, I'll take advantage of you when you come to the door.
8。 Return on investment: I just hope he looks good. Why? What's wrong with me improving my offspring for our old Qin family? Do you have to find an ugly one and think about how to escape from prison every day?
Smile: Oh, what a pity! There is a big gap between what you think and what you actually see. Shall I find you a psychiatrist?
No doctor can heal my wound. You are my best medicine.
Smile: Aren't you afraid that I am poison?
Roi: You have to drink poison!
9。 Roi: Four sisters, add up to 300 years old. Can you not despair?
Meet Fan Wei.
Fan Wei: Do you think we speak our mother tongue or English?
Ge You: You see, I can do anything.
Fan Wei: Then speak your mother tongue. Nice to meet you.
& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt brokeback version of marriage
Ge You: Aren't you kidding me? I advertised for marriage.
Feng: I want to meet you. Your advertisement didn't say that men are not allowed to talk.
Ge You: Isn't that nonsense? I can find another man. I am not gay. (Later) Really? ...
Ge You (darkly): Really ... (Gay is a hard word to say)?
Feng (shy): Hmm.
Ge You (surprised): But I'm not. ...
Feng: How do you know it's not! I don't think I am, but I dare not face ... Do you look down on me?
Ge You: No, no, I think, I also review why I am so vulgar and have such a big heart that I can't hold a man!
& gt>>>>>>>> wedding car edition
Bidai Shirley: Didn't you say you would like it if it wasn't your own child? The first thing a child sees when he opens his eyes is you. You are his father!
Ge You (Khan): This ... BMW has a Mercedes-Benz logo on its head, so what?
Bidai Syulan: I wish I could drive.
Ge You: But what if something goes wrong and the parts of Mercedes don't match, and BMW doesn't care to repair them?
An indifferent version of>>>>>>>>> marriage.
Frigid woman: I don't think we can have it, or we don't need it very much.
Ge You: How often do you think? (A frigid woman holds out her index finger demurely. )
Ge You: Once a month?
Frigid woman: once a year.
Ge You: I finally know why you can't find a husband. If I were your husband, you would never find me.
A frigid woman (sighs): Is this interesting?
Ge You (depressed): Yes ~
& gt>>>>>>>> wedding stock edition
Ge You: If I compare stocks, what kind of stock am I?
Hook: According to your appearance and age, once you fall below the issue price, you will bargain at a low price.
Ge You: So you still want to buy me?
Hook: Everyone pursues heights, which is risky. Like you, no one cares about poor performance and high safety. Besides, how can you fall like this?
Ge You: So are you going to hold it for a long time or play it for a short time?
Hook: Short-term fun? Do you have that explosive power? You can only hold it for a long time.
Ge You: From the perspective of investment, I am a bad asset. Are you afraid of being trapped?
Hook: You are so stupid. How can I only hold one stock? !
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Ge You and Shu Qi.
Ge You: You get something for nothing. Married daughter-in-law, gave birth to children, still want to be self-reliant.
Ge You: I think my proposal is quite unreliable. I don't like those crooked ones, but anyone who looks pleasing to the eye is either frigid or pregnant. Where are all the girls with clean mental health history? Why can't I see any of them?
Shu Qi: Don't turn around and swear. Who is unhealthy? Will you be clean?
Ge You: I didn't say you. You are not beautiful.
Shu Qi: …
Ge You: The word pleasing to the eye underestimates you. You have to be the kind of person who looks delicious, catches a glimpse in the crowd and marries the royal family without losing to Diana. Some people think that beauty is in the eye of the lover, but it is not an exaggeration to say that beauty is in the eye of the enemy.
Ge You: Don't be so nervous. Just smile.
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Ge You: I am here, but my heart is elsewhere. ...
Shu Qi: You don't have to accept it. I know it's unfair to you.
Ge You: Then can you allow me that my heart is here and my body is not there sometimes?
Shu Qi: Are you happy?
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Ge You: I'm not used to it. I always feel that the money in my pocket is not my own, and I will pay it back one day.
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Ge You: It's so beautiful. It's a pity to eat it. Better have a bear.
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Ge You: I just want him to look good. Why? What's wrong with me improving my offspring for our old Qin family? Do you have to find an ugly one and think about how to escape from prison every day?
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Supplement to children's shoes:
Fan Wei: Do you think we speak our mother tongue or English?
Ge You: You see, I can do anything.
Fan Wei: Then speak your mother tongue. Nice to meet you.
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Ge You: "Smile, there are bears here."
Smile: "You are lucky to meet a bear".
Ge You: "Nonsense, that's bear's luck."
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"The yakuza people must think that China people are really brave. It's not good to come all the way and cry and not let me in. "