1: The city management to catch vendors
Zhang San this day in the street wandering, suddenly found two city management to run a tricycle to go. Zhang San, who likes to take advantage of the situation, thought to himself, "There's a show now!
One of the city police went up and stopped the peddler's tricycle, grabbed the handlebars, while the other pushed the two peddlers out of the way, saying, "Stand still, operating without a license!"
The two hawkers said pitifully, "Comrade, this is the first time we've done this, we won't dare to do it again!"
"You say it's the first time, who believes you?" The tall city manager said, "How much is this quilt top?"
The vendor said, "160 yuan."
"You unruly vendors, you can't do this without giving you a taste of your own medicine!" The short city manager jumped into the car, stamped his foot on the quilt top and rushed to the people gathered around and said in a loud voice, "Everyone, please pay attention, the original price of the high-grade silk quilt tops sold by these two unscrupulous hawkers is 200 yuan each, in order to make an example of them, we decided to auction them on the spot - 80 yuan each... . until sold out!"
People heard that there is such a good thing, and it is the city management personnel to sell, really for the sake of the people. So like a tidal wave rushed over, scrambling to buy. Zhang San naturally would not let go of this opportunity, while others are still recognizing the quality of the good and bad, he walked over and grabbed two in hand before saying.
The surface was quickly snapped up, Zhang San paid the money, while cursing the vendors enough black, the side of the chest back home, wife and children look after the happy, said you see this flower embroidered how nice ...... our whole life have not been able to cover such a good surface!
Not long after, the neighborhood committee's Aunt Li nagging downstairs shouted loudly: "You say those four damn peddlers how pitiful ......"
Zhang San like a conditioned reflex immediately listen carefully, but can not be heard. He opened the window and stared at the small green bean eyes and asked, "Big mom, what did you say about those 4 hawkers?"
The aunt said angrily, "What else? Two people push carts to sell, two people pretend to be the city manager chanting! Just caught ...... a nylon chemical fiber quilt top of more than ten yuan, but sell 80, not pit people?!"
2: will not forget
Abiao is 30 years old this year, looks like a talent, is a field surveyor, he is a little introverted, so he has not been able to find a suitable object.
One day two months ago, A Biao quietly said to me: "Brother Wang, others introduced to a girl called Lingzi, the girl is good-looking, I met with her about a few times, and I think it is also quite chatty." I was happy to hear, "Good, Biao, this time you can seize the opportunity to talk to the girl, you do not get married will be old." A Biao heard my words, "hehehe" smiled and nodded, said that we must seize this opportunity to strive for a successful relationship. I am Abiao's superior leader, since I know that Abiao has a girlfriend, I have given him a lot of opportunities and convenience at work. Soon, I heard that Abiao and Lingzi had established a romantic relationship.
Since then, fall in love with the A Biao every day to Lingzi to make several phone calls, either about Lingzi off work to go to dinner or go to the movies, especially to the two days off, the two always go to a piece of shopping to turn the mall, the unit's colleagues to see the two that the sweetness of the kind of all say, this A Biao finally found the object of the ah.
But what I didn't expect was that a few days ago at work, I found A Biao sitting at his desk, a look of listlessness, two eyes staring at the computer screen. I asked, "Bill, you don't look right, is there something on your mind?" Ah Biao shook his head and said, "Broke up with Lingzi!" "What!" I looked at Bill with surprise and said, "Why did you suddenly break up with Lingzi?" Ah Biao sighed and said, "Alas, people think I make too little money, and not romantic enough, all will not want to talk with me to go on, I heard that people find another boyfriend!"
I see! I was very upset for Biao, nowadays girls are all like this ah! So I comforted Ah Biao and said, "Ah Biao don't be sad, in a few days I'll ask someone to introduce you to one, definitely much better than Lingzi." "That's right, such a utilitarian girl, it's not worth your heartbreak, forget about her and start over." Little Li next to me also said.
"Forget? Easier said than done!" Biao said as tears of sadness actually flowed from his eyes.
I didn't realize that Ah Biao is still so infatuated, so I said, "Ah Biao, feelings can't be forced, only forget the past, can start a new relationship."
"I don't mean that!" Ah Biao cried and said, "She did not talk to me, but I gave her the Apple phone, I swiped my credit card installments for her to buy ah! I will receive the bill on time at the end of every month, so how can I forget her?"
3:The two old men
Lao Zhu and Lao Gou used to be partners, Lao Zhu was the first hand, Lao Gou was the second hand, once offended a lot of people, and now Lao Zhu's wife has been dead for many years, and has always been living alone, and Lao Gou's old companion has also been admitted into a senior rehabilitation center because she can't take care of herself, and is living alone, and the two of them don't attract people to see each other, and only the two of them come and go with each other.
The two individuals are old, legs and feet are not good, mortar and clutches all the way to slowly sneak, the farmers' market is only the morning of that moment lively, after ten o'clock, the farmers went back one after another, the cleaners to the sanitation work done after the large piece of open space on the only remaining a few families to buy the front of the sit-down vendors, is also a good place to go to leisure, the two people so unintentionally slipped to the farmers' market to come, the two people are not the same, but the farmers' market, the farmers' market, the farmers' market, the farmers' market, the farmers' market, the farmers' market, the farmers' market, the farmers' market is the only one of them, and they have the same problem. The farmers' market has three gates, respectively, east, south and north, the old Zhu and Lao Gou from the east gate into the south gate, just out of the gate, and found that the farmers' market in the south gate outside the perimeter of the wall there is a lively can be seen.
The farmers' market south of the wall there is a piece of wasteland, originally also farmland, and then sold the land to build a farmers' market, the construction of the process of construction workers to dump some construction waste in this, nothing more than bricks and rubble lime slag sand and so on, and over the years and grow some weeds. Two old women in their seventies could not help themselves and wanted to reclaim this wasteland to plant some vegetables. To be honest, this is not a good place, and is the rubble and weeds, clean up is very troublesome, the tool is not very good, the main hand a little bit out of the key, but the two seventy-something years old woman even for who occupy a little bit of the land occurred in the dispute, one said, is my first; another said, is that I first drew the line.
Lao Zhu and Lao Gou looked for a while lively, Lao Zhu is not Yin Yang said to Lao Gou: "They both died will not be cremated and burned it?" The implication is that the two are old, may die at any time, but still here to fight for the land, once dead, can not escape the cremation fence, it is impossible to buried here.
Lao Gou thought for a moment and understood what Lao Zhu meant, saying, "The policy is there, no one can escape, surely cremated and burned!"
The two old ladies had been arguing with each other and had the intention to fight, but suddenly they heard the discussion between Lao Zhu and Lao Gou and understood that Lao Zhu and Lao Gou did not have good intentions, and the two of them did not argue anymore and put down their internal contradictions and agreed to face the outside world, which is just like the national contradiction and class contradiction. This is just like the reasoning behind the irreconcilable class contradictions. The two old ladies then unanimously shot at each other, you and I angrily scolded Lao Zhu and Lao Gou: you two pigs and dogs are worse than things, the workers laid off, and then sell state-owned assets, to enrich themselves, the factory collapsed, the two of you are the history of the offender; the two of you are old and undead, why don't you die ah? Scourge of a thousand years well! You died in the netherworld, Hades will not spare you, under the frying pan, on the mountain of knives; those who are you still broken people do not spare you ghosts!
Lao Zhu and Lao Gou originally wanted to flirt with the two old ladies, I did not expect to be scolded by the dog's blood, knowing that the two of them quarrel is not the rival of the woman, had to hold his head and run away, the two people pestle clutches slipped away trembling, a farce is the end of the show.
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