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What is Huaqiang's line to buy melons? ,
Liu Huaqiang: Dude, how much is this melon a catty?

Vendor: Two yuan a catty.

Liu Huaqiang: Wocao, is this melon skin made of gold or melon particles made of gold?

Vendor: Look at this. Where are the melons now? These are all melons in the greenhouse. If you think it's too expensive, I think it's too expensive.

Liu Huaqiang: Pick one for me.

Vendor: OK. How's this?

Liu Huaqiang: Is this melon ripe?

Stall owner: I run a fruit stand. Can I sell you raw melon eggs?

Liu Huaqiang: Let me ask you, is this melon ripe?

Stall owner: You are deliberately finding fault, aren't you? Do you want it?

Liu Huaqiang: If your melon is ripe, I will definitely have it. What if it is unfamiliar? (as he talks, he goes to the chair where the melon seller sits and sits down)

Vendor: If I'm not familiar with it, I'll eat it myself. Are you satisfied? Fifteen kilos, thirty dollars.

Liu Huaqiang: Where do you have fifteen catties here? There is something wrong with your scale.

Stall owner: You're fucking looking for trouble, aren't you? Do you want it? Do you want it?

Liu Huaqiang: Magnetite. Besides, you said, if this melon is raw, you should swallow it yourself, ah.

Vendor: You fucking chopped my melon, didn't you?

Friend of the stall owner: Killed! Killed someone!

Huaqiang buys melons:

Originally, it was a melon-buying segment in the TV series "Conquest": Huaqiang went to settle accounts with a melon dealer who deliberately sold raw melons because his family was cheated. Now, most of them refer to the video of ghost animals, such as Buy Melon Brigade, Sell Melon Brigade, Introverted Customers and so on.

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