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Where have you been in prison for eating jiaozi without dipping in soy sauce?
Jiaozi didn't dip in soy sauce and ended up in prison. ......

This is an article that has been circulating on the internet for a long time, and the original author has been unable to verify it. I used to think it was a joke, because the plot was so absurd that people doubted its authenticity. However, when it was discussed again, many people testified that it was true. Whether it is true or not, I hope such a story will never happen again.

Jiaozi went to prison without soy sauce.

In order to avoid the suspicion of geographical discrimination, the specific place names are omitted. In the 1990s, somewhere in the north.

A southerner came here to talk business. Eat dinner alone, find a small restaurant, a jiaozi, and eat quietly thinking about business.

It's really the most common scene. There are seven or eight people at the next table, who are prison guards in the local prison to celebrate the newly promoted leaders.

During the dinner, the leader went to the toilet, passed by this table, took one look, walked over, came back, squinting and asked, why don't you eat jiaozi with soy sauce?

Nan Ge is an honest and frank boy. By the way, what the fuck do you care?

The leader of the prison guard said, Oh, I went to the toilet. After I came back, I continued to drink. After a long time, I was drunk and patted the table: Shit, come on!

Men's courtship: Why are leaders unhappy?

Leader: That boy is so good at pretending to be X, he eats jiaozi without dipping in soy sauce, and he still gives me a fucking hard time!

Man: Why don't you lock it up, pack it up and put it in the morning!

Leader: the whole!

There is a trap here. At that time, the diet in prison was salty and tasteless. Prisoners, especially recidivists, eat prison meals all the year round, and the taste of their diet is very weak.

Because the prison guard knows some habits of the prisoner, judging from his eating habits, he instinctively thinks that Brother Nan is like a recidivist.

Law enforcement at that time was very extensive. The police saw the thief wandering in a crowded place. Although there is no evidence, they may be arrested and held for several days. The thief was also skinned, and when he met, he admitted that he was unlucky, and the two sides reached a tacit understanding. Few people break this tacit understanding, and over time it has become a mindset.

Recidivist, you will be cleaned up. Can you still compare with the police? I'm really going to my cell. I'm going to teach you a lesson. I'll let you go tomorrow morning.

It's no big deal if it's true.

The leader will forget about it when he wakes up tomorrow morning. Some prison guards thought that the leader had let people go, and some things had nothing to do with themselves, so no one seized this opportunity.

As a result, there was suddenly one more person in the prison, and the prison guard disagreed. This big brother from the south just moved in! No reservation, no membership card, free accommodation!

The prison guard asked him, hey, what are you doing in here?

Brother Nan: I ate jiaozi without dipping in soy sauce.

Prison guard: Bullshit! Talk well!

Brother Nan: I ate jiaozi without dipping in soy sauce.

C: Oh, that's dishonest! The skin itches, doesn't it?

Then hit it!

Prisoner: Brother, what are you doing in here?

Brother Nan: I ate jiaozi without dipping in soy sauce.

Prisoner: Stop talking nonsense!

Brother Nan: Really, I ate jiaozi without dipping in soy sauce.

Prisoner: Come on, those who don't talk are rapists, so fight!

And then another beating!

In short, many people ask, and this eldest brother also tells the truth. Both the prison guards and the inmates who came in without dipping in soy sauce feel that their IQ has been insulted. It will be boring for you to talk like this.

Then the eldest brother was beaten when he asked. Just like normal people in mental hospitals, the more you explain, the more suspicious you become. Everyone has no IQ? Definitely not. It's just that the plot is so absurd that no one believes it.

The prison doesn't dare to let people go, who dares! This place is easy to get in but hard to get out! Maybe the case is in which unit of the public security law. Anyway, no one dares to let people go, and no one cares about it. A few alert people are afraid to touch it because they have a bad feeling. Anyway, it's not me who's unlucky, and no one asks this slowly.

The eldest brother just stayed inside, without any precautions or concerns.

After more than a year, the public security system cleared up the unsolved mystery of sedimentation. When I went to the prison to clean up, I found that a person had no file, no transfer organ and no transfer record. I don't know how he got in!

Interrogation, jiaozi came in without dipping in soy sauce!

Ask again, jiaozi came in without dipping in soy sauce!

After repeated interrogation, I finally figured out the cause and effect, and I believed it again.

Interrogators don't understand, why don't they complain?

Brother Nan: I told you! I just ate jiaozi without soy sauce! Nobody believes me!

Everyone looked at each other.

If the authorities try to cover it up, it's all over. This is a sum of money for you. Stop messing around and go home. My family must miss you very much! Brother Nan agreed. It was released.

The next day, the prison defendant went to court.

When the prison leaders were dismissed from public office, all the direct leaders of the political and legal system of the League (equivalent to the city) were demoted.

Nan Ge got more than one million yuan in compensation. At that time, it was definitely a huge sum of money.

As for whether it is worth it, only he knows.

From then on, there was a legend that jiaozi would go to jail if he didn't dip in soy sauce.