1 You can eat winter melon, cucumber, watermelon, and pumpkin. What kind of melon can’t be eaten?

Answer: Fool

2 There are 6 steamed buns in the basin. Each of the 6 children is assigned 1 steamed bun, but there is still 1 steamed bun left in the basin. Why?

Answer: The last child took away the basin together

3 Can you turn ice into water as quickly as possible? Answer:

Remove two dots from the word "ice" and it becomes "water".

4 In winter, the baby is afraid of the cold and refuses to take off his hat when he gets indoors. But when he saw someone, he took off his hat obediently. Who was that person?

Answer: Barber

5 Lao Wang shaves forty or fifty times a day, but he still has a beard on his face. What is the reason?

Answer: Lao Wang is a barber

6 There is a word that everyone will pronounce incorrectly. What is this word?

Answer: This is the wrong word

7 Who does Xiaohua look most like at home?

Answer: myself

8 What are the uses of egg shells?

Answer: Used to wrap egg whites and egg yolks.

9 What is something that you don’t have to fight hard to hit?

Answer: Yawn

10 You can do it, I can do it, everyone can do it; one person can do it, but two people cannot do it together. What is this doing?

Answer: Dreaming

11 What must everyone do seriously every day?

Answer: Sleeping

12 Who always Dare not take a bath?

Answer: Clay Figure

13 Xiao Ming never studied but got a model student, why?

Answer: Xiao Ming is a deaf-mute student

14 What kind of car is difficult to move?

Answer: Windmill

15 Which month has twenty-eight days?

Answer: Every month 28 days

16 Do you know what’s wrong with sleeping in class?

Answer: It’s not as comfortable as bed

17 What kind of wine should you not drink?

Answer: iodine solution

18 What kind of eggs cannot be beaten, cooked, or eaten?

Answer: The zero egg "0" obtained in the exam

< p>19 What can you hit without spending any effort?

Answer: Doze

20 The train from Beijing to Shanghai takes 6 hours. After 3 hours of travel, where should the train be?

Answer: On the track

21 When will the clock stop running?

Answer: The clock will never run in the first place

22 What books can’t be bought in bookstores?

Answer: Suicide Notes

23 What is the narrowest road?

Answer: Enemies’ Road is Narrow

24 What can't be eaten?

Answer: "East-West" direction

25 A man fell from a plane, why didn't he die?

Answer: The plane is parked on the ground

26 What kind of flower blooms all year round?

Answer: Plastic flowers

27 Which English letter does most people like to hear?

Answer: CD

28 Who never sees a doctor when sick?

Answer: Blind people

< p>29 Xiao Ming knows the answer to the test paper, so why does he still look at his classmates' answers frequently?

Answer: Xiao Ming is the teacher

30 Why can't the egg be broken when hammered with a hammer?

Answer: Of course the hammer will not break

31 Who can easily knock down a boxing champion?

Answer: Sleepyhead

32 What is it that God doesn’t know and the earth doesn’t know, but you don’t know and I know?

Answer: The soles of the shoes are broken

33 A person is walking on the beach, but no footprints are found behind him. Why?

Answer: He is Walking backwards

34 A truck driver knocked down a motorcyclist. The truck driver was seriously injured, but the motorcyclist was fine. Why?

Answer: The truck driver was not driving

35 What is the first thing everyone does when they wake up in the morning?

Answer: Open your eyes

36 Can you write a red letter with a blue pen?

Answer: What’s so difficult about writing a “red” letter< /p>

37 When a car turns right, which tire does not rotate?

Answer: Spare tire

38 What is the difference between Confucius and Mencius?

< p>Answer: Confucius’ disciples are on the left, Mencius’ disciples are on top

39 Why did Xiao Wang learn a text from the first to the third grade of junior high school?

Answer: From the first to the third grade of junior high school, one lesson is learned in two days, which is not bad!

40 How many eggs can a person eat on an empty stomach?

Answer: one.

Because after eating one, your stomach is no longer empty

41 When Columbus set foot on the New World, what did he do next?

Answer: Step on the other foot

42 The caterpillar came home and said something to his father. The father fainted on the spot. What did the caterpillar say?

Answer: The caterpillar said: "I want to buy shoes.