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I'm looking for the script of Ma Sanli's comedy
The Charm of Comedy

Ma: I think as an actor we must have a high degree of ideological awareness, good political enthusiasm, beautiful art form, the art form and political ideological awareness of the unity of the combination. Through the art form, is praise, is praise, this paragraph is critical, is satire? To satirize and criticize some incorrect thoughts and styles, to praise some good deeds and advanced people; through art forms, to play the role of inspiring the people's political consciousness and encouraging the people's enthusiasm for labor.

Wang: Oh - can play such a big role?

Ma: Of course! Of course! Last year, there is a bottle factory to find me, must ask me to go - their bottle factory monthly production target is 10,000 bottles, but that month the end of the 29th, the production of eight thousand bottles.

King: Oh - twenty-nine just eight thousand? That counts as a failure to complete the task ah?

Ma: Yes, the factory director, secretary anxious, how to do? Think of me - looking for the opera troupe! I'm not going to be able to do that, but I'm going to be able to do it," he said.

King: What do you have in mind?

Ma: Say it, say a paragraph.

King: Oh - listen to your comedy?

Ma: all workers, cadres, even family members to listen, I said this paragraph, everyone "wow - wow -!" I'm not sure if you're going to be able to do that! At the end of the month, the 31st, how is it? Produced fifteen thousand and thirty-six thermos flasks!

King: Ho...? Two days and one night, fifty percent over quota?

Ma: It's not that fast, it's not that fast - is there a thirty-first of that month.

King: Well that's too much? Listening to your program?

Ma: It's nothing, it's nothing! We have a farm gardening team in the suburbs of Beijing, planting this pear tree, peach tree, apple tree. The apple tree should be picked, the captain went there to see - no, apples can not be picked - the apples on the tree are begonia fruit so big!

King: Well, it's become a grapevine!

Ma: the captain is anxious, what to do? Thinking of me - to the opera troupe, I drove me to pick up.

King: What can you do?

Ma: Say it, say a paragraph.

King: Huh? A comedy for apple trees?

Ma: Even the apple tree belt people listen! The square open-air performance, the captain, the members of the community to listen to, I said a paragraph, everyone "wow - wow -!" I said a paragraph, everyone "wow - wow -!" music ah! And look at the apples on the tree! They followed the story! In a moment, they all turn into small watermelons!

King: Okay! That's amazing! Your art is that powerful?

Ma: That's nothing new!

King: It's not new?

Ma: There is an old man in Beijing who is good at keeping crickets called Wang Changyou, and this old man is good at playing with crickets. He has a wintering crickets, wintering crickets, fighting crickets have never lost - summer fighting crickets bite ah, quasi win. This cricket was called the Golden Tiger, and it was very powerful. Once I said, "Elder Wang, I heard that your Golden Tiger is very powerful. Why don't I come and admire it?" The old man said, "Yes, let's have a look." The big cricket jar was brought over, and when I opened the lid, the crickets wilted a bit!

King: Yo? It's going to be over?

Ma: The old man looked at it and said, "Yoo-hoo!" I said, "It's okay, don't put the lid on, I'll make a joke." I'm going to make a joke about this cricket jar to come to a section of the ...... just to make the two baggage, I saw this cricket "miso!" popped out, a first wing "doo! Doo! I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that.

Wang: come spirit?

Ma: The spirit is here. There is a cat on the table next to it, and the cat is squatting on the table.......

King: Do you see this cat? I'm not sure if it's a good idea, but I'm sure it's a good idea!

Ma: the cat came over, the cat came over just a paw, the cricket put the whiskers a stand - "pounce!" The cat was blinded in both eyes!

Wang: ooh--!

Ma: followed by a "click" - the cat's leg was broken!

King: Ah...? A cricket biting a cat? I've never heard of that.

Ma: They call me a master artist!

King: Art master? Engineer of the human soul.

Ma: No, I'm more than a human soul engineer, I'm the soul engineer of all animals and all living things!

King: You are really something!

Ma: N-!

King: Hey, how are your meals?

Ma: Meals? What meal size?

King: How many bowls of dry rice do you eat?

Ma: Dry rice? I don't even know how many bowls of dry rice I eat!

The Chase

Last fall, there was a day, five o'clock in the afternoon, it was the end of the day, the road ah traffic, people come and go, the traffic is very busy. In this intersection, there are more people, the police comrades, standing in the middle of the road on a wooden command platform to direct traffic, busy ah hands and feet.

It is this time ah, by playing the intersection not far from the road ran a person, pedestrians should take the road ah, he is not, running in the road, the vehicles are avoiding him, what people it - a fat man, wearing a worn out blue uniform, the face of this meat are tootled, while running and shouting! --"Stop him, stop him, don't let him get away!" Fat people - neck dawdling, thick vocal cords, so ah shouted out the sound of the tight - "stop him, stop him, do not let him escape!" He was panting and sweating. Who are we chasing? Not far ahead ah, running a thin man, this thin man is sneaky and panic.

The fat man can't chase the thin man. Around this big guy look at the big fat chase thin so hard, there is this kind, warm-hearted three, five people hula a piece of help to chase over; command station of the police comrades look, on the road, fat chase thin, so many people follow the chase ...... police also down from the command station, also chasing the past ......

There is this fast running in front of the leg stretching a trip this thin man "bahk!" The thin man fell there, the group so surrounded, forming a wall of people, and then want to run can not run. The police chased to the front - "up! Get up!" Can't get up, the guys don't know what's going on ah, wait for it, wait for the fat man it ......

The fat man caught up with the crowd, the crowd flashed away, the fat man went over to the skinny man held down - ".... ...This time to see where you run? ...After the grade transfer, you don't treat!!!"

The Family Recipe

Before you learn the art, you learn the ritual. Why do actors bow and salute before they go on stage? It's not to offend anyone, it should be - it's to show respect and gratitude to the audience: you took time out of your busy schedules to watch us perform, and we thank you for that! Doing business is also like this ah - why should "welcome customers", "customer hello" it is polite, treat customers with a smile to welcome, a smile to send, are polite it.

No matter how polite, have to pay attention to one point, do business - the real price. Do not deceive people, do not cheat people, do not sell fake goods, do not look for cheap, so that customers can trust. Buy things is the same, can not be greedy for cheap, have to find the state trading, like that individual households ...... individual households we have to make it clear - individual households have a license, pay taxes on time, have a fixed place, this does not cheat people- -The family size refers to this to eat here, today cheating people tomorrow still sell it? He does not dare to cheat people. I'm afraid of this kind of unlicensed, which must be careful - he did not have the right place, today Hedong District, tomorrow run Hesi to go, after the next and ran to Hongqiao to sell. His stuff is no good, don't look cheap - selling sesame oil, a dollar a catty, how cheap, open the lid of a smell, spraying children fragrant, you buy it, buy on the fool - this bottle of sesame oil on the top of the layer of sesame oil, underneath is all tea! It is the same color, the oil is light ah it is floating - together with a dollar to buy one or two; and this sell pine flowers, large pine flowers, 20 cents a, how cheap, buy it, buy on the fool - not pine flowers, potatoes! He put the potatoes on the mud, stick on the grass, look exactly the same as the pine flowers. There is only one real pine flower cut and placed there as a front - twice as good, sugar heart twice as transparent! But no one would buy that - windy sticky soil, grass sticks, people buy this unopened ah. And this fake fancy neck, fake insider this also pick it - pick up the weight, which weight is heavy, which candy heart burn through. Weigh it - which one is heavy, which one is a big potato! Go home and drink and eat potatoes!

I've been fooled before! I'm not buying pine flowers, I get up in the morning and like to walk in the morning ah, in this point of the Haihe Park, that day I was walking here by the river, there are two people pushing such a cart, while walking here shouting: "Eat snacks eat snacks ah! One yuan, one yuan, one yuan." I hadn't eaten any breakfast, so I went over and looked at it, and there it was in a big glass box, and how big a piece it was - do you see my two fists? That's how big it was. I couldn't eat one in one meal, so I asked him, "How much is a piece?" I asked him, "How much is a piece?" "Ten cents a piece, ten cents a piece!" He didn't even look at you. Hey! That's cheap enough! I hurriedly pull out money, a pull out one or two cents to, I handed over: "You give me to two pieces." "Okay!" The glass box opened and took out a piece to hand me: "Give, give, give! First eat, first eat!" Two fingers so clamped ...... me a look, on the two points of the steel bouncer you have seen? The size, thickness and thickness are all the same! "This...how much is this?" "Ten cents and a dollar!" "What about the ones in the box?" "All the same!" "So you'll give me this one instead?" Take it out, it's this small, put it back in, it's this big - I look ah, the glass box is a microscope!

I have a cousin named Mu, called Mu Xiangfeng, here in the catering industry may know him - Mu Xiangfeng, smart, witty, every time I see me, I told me: "Brother, brother, pay attention to ah, don't be greedy ah, don't be greedy ah - look at the street sells ginseng, don't be greedy ah. -Look at the street selling ginseng, Jilin wild mountain ginseng, two dollars a piece, do not buy ah - coriander root ah! And the train station sells rings, gold rings, don't buy them, don't look at the poor - 'Can someone please, can someone please? I've lost my wallet, I can't afford to buy a ticket. Who'll buy my gold ring for 50 bucks?' Don't buy it, it's copper!" I said you don't have to remind me, I won't buy it at all - I don't even wear that stuff! ...... My cousin Xiangfeng is smart and witty! How's it going? Fooled! --He ah is a big fat, have a problem, like to take a bath, every day to the bathhouse to find that the hottest pool, soak all over the body red, soak purple, he is only beautiful - otherwise he body prickly itch, can not sleep! That night when I went out, I caught up with a man, holding a large plastic bag with a lot of tinfoil packets inside, yelling as he walked, "Count on it if you're bringing change! This is a secret family recipe for skin diseases - boils, sores, mosquito bites, scratching, itching, just use my secret family recipe, 10 cents a packet, no charge if it doesn't work! One packet, no money if it doesn't work!" Next to this, there's also the warping - "Come, come, come, come ten packs, come ten packs." "Ten packages are not sold you na, a person can buy two packages, the family secret recipe! Do not work do not pay!" Xiangfeng heard, do not work do not pay? Hurry over: "Come two packs! Two packs!" He bought two tinfoil packets and went back. Coincidentally, I did not take a bath that day, and at night, my body was itching, and I could not sleep....... I remembered this family recipe, and I took out this tinfoil packet and opened it to see that it was a red paper packet, and opened the red paper packet to see that it was a white paper packet, and opened the white paper packet to see that it was a white paper packet.... ...The more you fight, the more anxious, the more anxious the body more itchy - "This family secret recipe stuff this family secret recipe? Open the last white paper bag ah, inside is a small strip of paper, open the strip of paper ah, it is written two words - "scratch" ......

"open porridge factory"

A Everyone in the audience is so encouraging to us. What a great artistic performance we have in store for you.

B Yeah.

A Some of the audience members who came here today rode a long way from their homes to see our show, and they have shown us such love and affection. In fact, we look like this is not not your favorite, la!

B Are you ashamed?

A Some audience ah, know that we Tianjin City Opera Troupe performance ah, every show, such a hobby of opera. We Tianjin is the hometown of Chinese opera.

B Right.

A All over the country, it is recognized. You know the art, especially the comedy, and the Tianjin audience is especially knowledgeable. Most of the audience knows how to spread, how to pad, how to flip the "baggage", what to flip forward, backward, and pad words. You're experts in comedy. What? This is a great encouragement for us actors, especially the young and middle-aged ones. You know some of the audience members, don't you?

B You know them all.

A You know them all. Oh, you know me? Do you know me? Think about it.

B Oops, I can't remember.

A Who am I? Tell me.

B Oh, I forgot, I forgot.

A What's my name?

B I forgot, I forgot! What's your name?

A Ma!

B Ma? Your name?

A Up three, down three.

B Oh, "up and down", what are you doing up and down? Oh! The horse is a three-legged horse.

A Hey, right, right. You know my nickname?

B Oh, there are nicknames?

A Have you never heard of it?

B No, I haven't.

B No, I haven't.

A Hey? You know, my nickname.

B What is your nickname?

A Ma Shanren.

B What's your nickname?

A Good man.

B Oh, you are a good man? Look, everyone, is this what a good man looks like?

A What do they look like, why? What should they look like? I have a good heart.

B. A good heart?

A A. A good mind. I don't lie, I don't lie to anyone, I don't tell lies.

B Yes.

A I've never cheated, I've never lied, I've never taken advantage of anyone. Goodness, treating others with conscience. Good, soft hearted. Never fought, never cursed. Backstabbing people? Hurting people? I've never been a good person.

B No such thing.

A Fighting? Good people don't watch. I don't even watch fights. I'm a softy. When I hear of fights, I hear of bloody fights, and I can't bear it. I can't bear to see it, and I don't dare to see it. I'm a good person.

B Hey, good.

A Soft heart. Too soft. I'm too soft! I've never seen a cow slaughtered, or a chicken slaughtered, or a live fish slaughtered, not that I've ever seen, not that I've ever heard of. Ai, slaughter fish, big live fish, fluttering, fluttering, live fish, jumping, jumping! Hold it down! Take the knife, diarrhea, like that, heard of it, never seen it.

B Have you never seen it? Hey, I've never seen it.

A Hey, I can't stand it! Good! I have not harmed a single life under my command.

B Ho.

A That's it, that's good.

B Good.

A A A big spider fell off the wall and was trampled to death? The Good Samaritan definitely didn't.

B Oh, you don't step on big spiders falling off the wall?

A Spider? There's a bedbug in my bed, a big bedbug! What should I do?

B Twist it to death?

A Twist it to death? That's too bad. It's a little creature. Does it understand? Does it know? If you don't bother, it's finished! Good Samaritan, don't do that.

B no.

A Big bugs, whatever, fuck it.

B Hey!

A Even if I catch a big louse, ouch, ho! What should I do?

B Squeeze it.

A Squeeze?

And I'm not going to be able to do anything about it.

B Then what?

A It's a life, so what if I die?

B Throw it to the ground.

A Throw it underground and starve to death.

B What should we do?

A No matter who you find, just put it around your neck.

B. Hey! I'm not going to be able to do that!

A Good.

B This is called goodness? It's called bad behavior. What about lice?

A soft heart. I have a soft heart!

B Soft? Let the lice play.

A And we keep it alive, and we don't suffer.

B Hey.

A Find a fat guy.

B And a fat man?

A Hey, you're well-fed.

B Hey, good!

A Play.

B Play? You call this playing? Yes!

A You see, it's just a way to relieve boredom. What do you do every day when you're full?

B What do you do every day when you're full of lice?

A Now I want to do good!

B Hey, ah! I'll avoid you. I'm avoiding you. I'm avoiding you.

A Who's got lice?

B Do you want to do good?

A To do good, I'm speaking metaphorically. Where are the lice so convenient?

B Oh, where are you from?

A Shunyi County.

B Shunyi County?

A Small place, Shunyi.

B Shunyi County, north of Beijing?

A Yes, north of Beijing.

B Ninety miles from Beijing.

A Yes, yes, yes, Shunyi County. There is a Mapo in Shunyi County, I'm from there.

B Oh?

A Mabo.

B Shunyi County?

A Yes.

B South Mapo, North Mapo. Two big towns?

A Yes, yes, yes!

B I know, I know!

A South Mapo, North Mapo. How do you know?

B Me?

A Have you ever been there?

B No, I haven't.

A Have you been there?

B No, I haven't.

A How do you know?

B I heard it from someone.

A Have you ever been there?

B No, I haven't.

A You've never been there? I've never been there? I've never been there. Good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good.

B Are they all yours?

All those houses, all those big towns, all belong to the Ma family. If you ask around Beijing, the Huangtu Ma family in the northern part of Beijing, that's our family. The nickname of our family? The yellow soil Ma family.

B Oh, your family sells loess.

A Selling loess? How much do you sell it for?

B The loess is a family of horses.

A From Beijing to the north, no matter how far you go, you can see that it's yellow earth, right?

B It is the yellow earth.

A As long as it's yellow, it's our land.

B What?

A The yellow horse.

B As long as it's yellow, it's your family's land.

A If the land is yellow, then don't ask! Don't ask, it's the Ma family's.

B Oh, how many hectares is this?

A How many hectares? More than two thousand miles.

B How much is it? Two thousand miles?

A Hey, no matter how many hectares. I'm sorry, but I'm not sure how much I'm going to be able to do about it.

B The rich man.

A What kind of rich man? We don't dare to say "big money".

B A big family.

A! In our hometown, not to mention the first family, there are two bad money.

B The big money man.

A hey? I'm not sure if you're a big fan of the idea, but I'm a big fan of the idea. I don't know if we can compare it to this place, can we? In our area, we are a bit richer. The provinces, anyway, the family has a business. You have been to Beijing, take a couple of steps, Shunyi County, you ask around, Huangtu Ma family, you go to our house to see, our house, the residence ah, the courtyard wall, the courtyard, a side of ten miles.

B hey! The first time I've ever seen the house, I've seen the wall.

A Hey, hey, hey! Four sides, forty miles. There are eighteen roads in our yard, and our family, more than five hundred people.

B Great wealth.

A The housekeepers, the stewards, the automobile drivers, the flower girls, the kitchen staff, and the servants, all together, amount to more than thirteen hundred people.

B Hey, big family.

A We are the descendants of Ma Yuan, the general of Fu Guo in the Han Dynasty.

B Ah, the descendants of Ma Yuan.

B Ah, Ma Yuan's descendants! Do you know Ma Chao? Ma Chao of the Three Kingdoms.

B know.

A Ma Chao and Ma Dai, our ancestors. That's our last generation. Ma Yuan, the general of the Han Dynasty, that's our senior generation. These are all family members, surnamed Ma.

B The last name Ma is a family name?

A.

B Oh, there's a "Widow Ma" in the opera, your family?

A The same family name.

B How is it different?

A It's not the same thing. We are the descendants of Ma Yan, the general of the Han Dynasty, and you can ask about your literary circle, the opera singer, Li Wanchun.

B Your family is called Tang Hui?

A Tan Fuying.

But I'm not sure if you're going to go to your house to sing.

A We don't call it a party, we don't dare to call it that. We're friends with them, and they think highly of us. We invite them to our home to eat, stay and play for a few days, so that they can enjoy themselves and have fun. Singing.

B Hey.

A We don't really call it a party. We invite them to come and stay for a few days, have some fun, and visit the Ma family. We'll sing a few songs, and when we leave, we'll take two for each of them.

B Oh, take two ...... cucumbers! Yes, your family has a lot of land and a lot of cucumbers.

A Like words, not like words! People sell so hard, people sing, I give people cucumbers?

B What are you going to do with two cucumbers? It's not a cucumber.

A Hey, really. I'm not going to be able to do that.

B gold?

A Gold bars. It's this big, this long, ten taels a piece. Take two each. There's plenty in the backyard. There's a whole mess of them. It's a pain in the ass. Why do you keep it? Take it and play with it.

B Oops!

A Big Yuanbao, small Yuanbao, small ingot, such a small one, take! Give them to the children to play with.

B Hey, oops!

A It's no use!

B Piles of them? Gold bars are stacked up!

A Hey, I'm a good friend, I don't care about money!

B Your shoes should be nailed! Change your shoes. I'm not going to be able to get a good deal on this.

A Ask me, I've seen it all! I've always had these shoes!

B But I haven't changed them! I haven't changed them at all.

A You see, I don't want to change them.

B You don't want to change them?

A A. Hey.

B Hey, you didn't either.

A Clean.

B Clean?

A Clean clothes are not expensive. Zeng Zi said, "A bun has meat not in the folds."

B Ah? This is what Zeng Zi said?

A You come to our house and see what you think of me?

B I can afford it.

A Do you want to be my friend?

B Yes.

A Look at the Ma family garden. Have you ever been to a garden?

B I've been to the gardens of Beijing. I've been to all the gardens in Beijing.

A Where?

B Wanshou Mountain.

Are there any Wanshoushan mountains?

B Jingshan.

A Is there a Kagemushan?

B Beihai.

A Have you seen any good ones? And ...... also strolled through the garden? What's there?

B Your garden?

A What's in the North Sea? I'm not sure what I'm talking about, but I'd like to see the trees! Flowers? Where are the trees? There are also trees along the road.

B What do you have in your garden?

A The horse's house, hey!

B What do you have?

A In Ma's garden, the flowers are not fresh. Trees? Who hasn't seen a big tree? What kind of trees are you looking at in the garden? Hey, really! The garden of Ma's house is a plaything, and the garden is a sight to see.

B Oh, what do you have there?

A What do you have? In the garden of the Ma family, there are more than 60 small white towers. Pagodas, understand?

B I know.

A Pagoda! There are more than sixty small white towers, each taller than the other. The shortest and smallest tower is like the tip of a department store building.

B Well, well! Also the smallest?

A Hey!

B Oops!

A There are more than 70 pavilions. The pavilions are full of alabaster stone seats and glass bricks! The bottom of the pavilions are covered with silver and gold. The two sides of the crane and deer are full of real gold.

B ho!

A Horns of emerald, eyes of cat's eye, tail of tourmaline. The crescent river, the stone bridge of alabaster. The goldfish and silverfish in the river are as big as donkeys, and the toadstool is as big as a camel.

B!

B

A It's a joke.

B Well! This one.

A Have you ever seen a goldfish?

B Have you ever seen a goldfish?

A Don't you want to see goldfish in the garden?

B You have to see them.

A How big is it?

B There are goldfish in every garden. It's this big.

A Where?

B Beihai Park.

A How big is it?

B Zhongshan Park.

A This one, how big is it?

B This is the biggest!

A Playing with fish? Playing with this? Fish? Fish fry? For nothing? I don't even want it.

B Yes?

A Ma's family is playing with fish, do you want that?

B How big is your fish?

A How big is it? How big? Do the math! You see the table?

B The table.

A It's this big.

B How big is it?

A Hey! Goldfish. A goldfish. A tigerfish, a tigerfish, a blue pom-pom fish, a red pom-pom fish, a flower shellfish, a flower book fish, a big cuttlefish. Cuttlefish, get it?

B Cuttlefish? The black one?

A Black, little donkey-like, little black donkey-like.

B Oh, this fish is so big?

A A. It's a goldfish!

B Where did you raise it? Where did you raise it?

A Fish tank.

B A fish tank? How big is it?

A How big? Glass block. Thin glass? Thin glass? What kind of aquarium is that? Glass block, big thick glass block, fish tank! I brought it from a foreign country.

B How big is this?

A how big ah! Well, you do the math! Have you seen the "Democracy 10"?

B "Democracy 10", fire wheel?

A Ah.

B Tianjin runs to Dalian.

A Right, "Democracy 10".

B I know.

A That ship was in my fish tank.

B. Well, the Democracy 10! "The Democracy 10 was in your fishbowl?

A Hey.

B Oops, how did that get in there.

A Crane! A crane!

B Oh, the crane.

A Let's give it a spin and see how long it takes. It's for fun. I brought it to a foreign country. The foreigners gave me a ten feet eight case, gave my family a ten feet eight case, a foot thick, the whole piece, ivory.

B ho, how big it is.

A The French gave me a cowhide, which is open, five miles, no seams, the whole.

B How big is your cow?

A The Swiss gave me a clock for my house, a big clock for the table, a wooden one.

B It's a clock, it's all wood.

A All wood? That's the case, the case is wooden, and this, even the parts inside, are completely wooden, the whole wooden clock.

B. Huh?

A It's not wound, it's not electrified, it's always running. Enough to beat the clock. When the door of the watch opened, a wooden man came out. The wooden man, so tall, with a small gong in this hand and a gong hammer in this hand, came out! "Dangdang!" A hand, with talking - "Two o'clock!"

B Yeah! Yes, it's a good thing!

A Enough for three o'clock! "Dang, dang, dang" - "Three o'clock!"

B Ho, yes!

A If you want it, I'll give it to you!

B No, I don't want it!

A Take it and play with it.

B No, I don't have room.

A It's okay. You think I'm good enough?

B I do.

A Hey, do you want to be friends?

B Yes, yes.

A You can come to my house and stay there for a few days.

B I will visit you when I have time.

A What do you mean by "have time"? You're too busy! I'll pick you up in my car! Come here and have fun, and take a few on the way out.

B No, I don't want to! I don't want a few!

A I'm a good friend! I don't like me?

B I don't hate you.

A. But honestly, are you tired of me?

B No, I'm not tired of it.

A Really?

B Really.

A I'm a good friend. A lot of my friends have asked me to take some money. I'm not sure how to solve the problem of how to feed the people in the disaster areas. I said, that's a good thing to do? Open a few congee factories. The people eat food.

B You listen.

A What is this? It's enough to get a month's interest! It's not a big crowd, just 100,000 people, so let's eat!

There aren't enough words~

And I can't post the Spring Festival Couplets or the "Horse Coat"

And I can't post the Spring Festival Couplets or the "Horse Coat".