A classmate told me a joke: "Three tadpoles went to the restaurant to eat, and a plate of frog meat was served on the table next to them. The three tadpoles were panicked. They were eaten by others before they grew up... ..... Nye sang "I don't want to, I don't want to, I don't want to grow up"

There was a boy in fourth grade who was very bad at math. His parents read with him every night, but he still couldn't It didn't help at all, and his math scores were still disappointing. The desperate parents decided to transfer him to another school. They planned to send him to a Catholic school. They thought about it for a long time before they made the decision. Neither of them were Catholics. They looked around and saw that the school had a good academic atmosphere, so they enrolled their son in this school.

After entering this school, his son's math scores improved dramatically. His parents were very surprised by his performance. One night at dinner, they asked their son about his progress.

"Is the teacher teaching better?" ? "They asked.

And he replied: "No, the teachers teach the same. ”

“Are the teaching materials different? ”

“No, the teaching materials are all the same.

Finally, they asked their son why there was such a big change. The son said: "Because on the first day I went to school, I noticed that they attached great importance to mathematics. I'd better study harder, otherwise I will end up badly." .

When his parents asked him how he knew that the school valued mathematics, the boy replied: "The first thing I saw when I entered the classroom was a man nailed on top of the plus sign." ”

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7. Whimsical

1. What do aliens look like?

Answer: His The eyes are like Brother Eyes, the nose is like a hippopotamus, the mouth is like my mother, and the ears are like ghosts.

The alien wears a glass cover on its head, which can hold fish.

2. Brother Yan asked an uncle to give up his seat to the old lady, but the uncle didn’t give up his seat. Why?

Answer: He was pretending to be asleep.

His pants were broken. …)

3. How can children know if they are snoring at night?

Answer: Ask your mother to do a favor and look in a mirror so that you can see your snoring.

I closed my eyes and listened.

4. Do you have any good way for the police to direct traffic without danger?

Answer: Give it to the police. Wear a sign that says “Don’t hit me! ".

Put an umbrella on the policeman's head and hang him in the air so that the car can't hit him.

The policeman can stand on a tree.

The police officer can wear armor, and it doesn’t matter if someone bumps into him.

6. What the word means

1. Children, who knows what "talking" means?

< p>Answer: A heart-to-heart conversation is when two people sit on the sofa and talk about business. Question.

2. What is a layman?

Answer: The strong man is standing outside. 3. What does threshold spirit mean?

Answer: It is a threshold made of gold.

There is a monster sitting on the threshold.

7. What does it mean to be eloquent?

Answer: Speak when you shouldn’t, but don’t speak when you should.

Pull out your tongue. One person is very noisy, but seven people are very quiet.

5. What does the parrot mean?

Answer: It means that the parrot wants to catch eight snakes and go home. Look like a snake.

6. What is a "scholar"?

Answer: A man who catches mice. (The scholar's blood splattered three feet...)

A child born to an uncle. (Uncle's blood splattered three feet...)

5. New interpretations of nouns

1. How do children feel after listening to the music of "Blue Danube"?

Answer: It feels like a puppy is wagging its tail.

It feels like a turtle is crawling. >

2. What is the story of "Spanish Matador"?

Answer: Titanic

Sister Xiaohe is combing her hair. My sister's blood splattered three feet...)

Someone was fighting.

3. An old man lost a horse. Do you think the horse will come back?

Answer: The horse will definitely come back, because it knows its own footprints.

I think the horse went out to get married and will not come back (so, so romantic...) < /p>

It will come back, because its deposit is still with Grandpa (good, what a reality!)

4. If a rabbit is killed in front of your house, your parents will. What should I do?

Answer: My mother will take it to the hospital.

My dad would be drooling with joy. (Dad:...)

5. What can Tarzan do when he comes to the city?

Answer: Fishing for the moon. (Strong! This is called being well-rounded and doing as the Romans do!>"<

Repair wires.

Be an acrobat.

He can go to the zoo to perform tricks for the animals Translation.

6. The tortoise and the hare are racing. What should the tortoise do if it wants to win?

Answer: Give the rabbit medicine to make it have diarrhea.

The tortoise said: "Let's race to see who can run slower."

Put springs on your feet, and then put paste on the rabbit's feet.

Let the tortoise's brother wait at the finish line. station, the rabbit thought that the tortoise had arrived (in short, the tortoise was not very bright.

--!)

7. Why did Yu Gong not move, but wanted his children and grandchildren. What about digging up the mountain?

Answer: They want to open a small store in the middle of the mountain. (Pioneer of private economy...)

There are gold coins in the mountain. You can sell the stones for money (Pioneer of mining...)

4. I’m hungry

1. Why do you eat noodles on your birthday?

Answer: Noodles grow quickly.

Eating noodles is cheap.

2. What part of chicken do children like?

Me? I like eating chicken because I am exercising my muscles every day.

I want to eat chicken feet because I can walk after eating chicken feet. 3. Why are glutinous rice balls round? /p>

Answer: Because its name is glutinous rice balls.

If you eat a square glutinous rice ball, it will get stuck in your throat.

Because the mouth is round.

4. Where does milk come from?

Answer: It is made from milk powder (it appears!!!)

It comes from cow pee. . (My blood splattered three feet...)

5. Where does coconut milk come from?

Answer: Give coconuts to cows, and the milk they squeeze out is coconut milk. (Appeared!!!)

3. What a wonderful world

1. Why are there so many people fighting for a ball on the football field?

Answer: They? I have no money, so I can only afford one ball.

There are too many balls to kick.

Why is the ball so beautiful? Is it June 1st?

A: Mom and dad celebrate a lot of holidays, so we have to celebrate some holidays for the children.

We are not free on other days. >3. How did the train get its name?

Answer: Its mother gave it this name

Because it was angry.

4. Why do some balloons fly upward?

Answer: Balloons that can fly into the sky have light bones (…￣□￣;;

When the balloon is angry. Just flew up.

5. Why is it called Pudong?

Answer: There are many ducks jumping in and plopping, so it is called Pudong. (...All the mysteries are solved!!!

The dead duck comes out and pinches it!!!)

6. Where is the best place to store money?

Answer: Keep it at home, because no one knows you have saved money.

Hidden in leather shoes.

7. What are the two streamers on the back of the navy hat for?

Answer: For beauty.

The more ribbons, the bigger the official.

Because he wants to have pigtails.

The Chinese Department of a university is taking "Shuowen Jiezi", and today the discussion is about the word "male". The professor asked everyone a question: "Why does the word 'top' for a man mean "田"?"

"Because men are responsible for farming!" Ah Hui answered. "Very good," the professor nodded and continued to ask, "Then why is there the word force 'under'? Ah Fang, please answer it." Ah Fang thought for a while, and then stammered:

“Can a man be called a man if he has no strength down there?”

2. Human knowledge

1. What is a child’s face used for?

Answer: My face can be used to wash my face. (Thumping the ground...)

Without a face, the tongue, teeth, nose, eyes and mouth would all be exposed.

Old face.

My face was pinched by my grandparents.

2. Why are humans not hatched from eggs?

Answer: Because my mother is a human, not a chicken, she can only give birth to people, not eggs.

Chickens have sharp beaks, but humans don’t have sharp beaks. We can’t get out of the shell.

Only animals with wings will be born from eggs. (There is some truth to this.)

My mother took me out as soon as I was born.

3. Why are children born from the mother’s belly and not from the father’s belly?

Answer: Men give birth to boys, and women give birth to girls.

The father’s belly is full of beer, and all the children born are drunk.

Dad does not have maternity leave, but mother does. (Dad's blood splattered three feet...)

Dad is a man, and if he gives birth to a child, it will be difficult to give birth. (Dad continued to splatter three feet with blood...)

Dad couldn’t be born because grandma didn’t teach him.

4. Who remembers what he looked like when he was born?

Answer: The head is very small, like a ping pong ball.

When I was a child, I had a bald head and my hair hadn’t grown out yet.

It's very small, like a thermos.

I crawled and crawled when I was born.

5. What is the use of the human nose?

Answer: Without a nose, you can’t smell the food, and it will be weird when you eat it.

Without a nose, there would be no place for nasal hairs and snot to live. (Holds head...)

Perfume without a nose cannot be sold.

6. What is the use of hair?

Answer: You won’t be hit on the head by snow in winter.

Give the barber something to do. (The barber splattered three feet with blood...)

7. Why did dad shave?

Answer: It is inconvenient to drink porridge when your beard grows.

His face will hurt when the beard grows.

Beard will turn into hair when it grows long.

My mother doesn’t like my dad if he doesn’t shave. (Dad is still bloody...)

8. Would it be nice if children grew up to be adults in just one day?

Answer: Time flies too fast. It will be time to eat in a while, and my stomach hasn’t digested it yet.

If time passes quickly and people die in a short time, then there will be no one left in the world. (...Good, good

Far-sighted. -o-)

If you are older than mom and dad, how can you call them mom and dad?

9. When did people have four legs?

Answer: When pretending to be a puppy.

Two people hugged each other. (Thump the ground...)

10. Is there any way to make fat people lose weight and thin people gain weight?

Answer: Thin people are more likely to box, while fat people are more likely to target. (The fat man's blood splattered three feet...)

Ask the fat man to drink more water, and his belly will become very big, and he will lose weight in one press. (The fat man continued to splatter three feet with blood

...)

1. Animal World

1. Why are the mice in the cartoon "Tom and Jerry" bigger than Are cats awesome?

Answer: This mouse must have eaten spinach. (Popeye's blood splattered three feet...)

Because this cartoon was written by a mouse. (The cat splattered three feet with blood...)

2. Why is it said that "the tiger's butt cannot be touched"?

Answer: Because if you touch a tiger’s butt, it will flick your tail and throw your hand to the ground, which is very painful.

The tiger’s butt is too big.

Touching a tiger’s butt is uncivilized. (There is always righteousness in the world...)

3. How to prevent mosquitoes from biting us?

Answer: Ask a nanny to guard the door. (The nanny's blood splattered three feet...)

Apply some oil on your body and mosquitoes will slip off when they step on it.

Smear some glue on your body and stick the mosquito on it.

Play "Lullaby" and the mosquitoes will go to sleep and stop biting.

4. Why do crabs spit bubbles?

Answer: The crab is so hot that he is sweating.

It is hungry and drooling.

5. Why are there no dinosaurs now?

Answer: There was a huge earthquake that wiped out the dinosaurs.

The dinosaur went to film a movie. (...I see.)

6. Why does the little white rabbit love to eat radishes?

Answer: Because its eyes are red.

Raids are nutritious.

Because the little white rabbit cannot afford meat. (The little white rabbit's blood splattered three feet...)

7. What is the function of the giraffe's long neck?

Answer: A good friend who can see it.

A gold necklace looks good with a long neck. (...)

This way you can take a peek at farmers planting vegetables.

8. If one day there is no water in the sea, what will the fish do?

Answer: Let the water in the river flow into the sea, and then add some salt and it will become the sea. (Understand the difference between sea water and fresh water

Yeah!)

Teach the fish to learn to breathe on land. (The animal evolved from Jiang Zi...)

9. What is the function of the tail of the bird?

Answer: It can cover the buttocks. (It’s used to cover up shame...)

It looks great when you open your eyes when dancing.

10. What is the use of a squirrel’s tail?

Answer: As a quilt cover.

Be a parachute.

You can sweep the floor.

As a pillow.