Funny sentences sent by the object:
There are two ways to conquer a woman: one is to please her mother, and the other is to surpass her father.
Only 5% of the real fruit grains can be called real fruit grains, and my selfie is only 5%. How can I call it cheating?
Science and technology are really developed. Now I can stay at home, and I can be hurt by strangers thousands of miles away!
I have always respected money. I didn't steal, rob or have it.
Although my money was not blown by the strong wind, it looks like it was blown away by the strong wind.
I'm in a good mood today. I just want to say four sentences, including the first two. That's all.
About ideals: What I want most in my life is the kind of person who is great with two stinking money.
At the same age as flowers, some people grow into roses, some people grow into lilies, and you grow into fleshy ones.
Asking how poor you can be is like finding a dollar of steel.
I hope everyone can take the initiative to get out of the comfort zone and let me in.
Funny sentences sent by classmates:
The teacher said that once I found that I couldn't do the math problem, I would skip it, and I never stopped this jump.
When you are young, you should try not to fall in love early, knowing that you are unattractive, ugly and short too early will affect the exam.
The military training is coming soon. Who wants to join the army instead of his father?
When I was a child, I looked down on those scum who fell in love with each other. Now I think about it, I think those classmates are really amazing, and they have already met someone at a young age.
Learning will always start from the next semester, and weight loss will always start from the next meal.
When you meet someone you like, you must confess. It doesn't matter if you are ugly, in case he is blind.
Full of wisdom, I have a big face.
Don't ask me why I don't fall in love. Why don't you go to Tsinghua because you don't want to?
It's gold that always shines, and you, a piece of glass, can only reflect light.
Work hard, so that your mother can boast when walking around the corner.
Funny sentence sent by a friend:
There are always a few mistakes in the long road of life.
Eighty percent of my weight is on my mind.
Other people's money and wealth are things outside of me.
Why I was born in the south, but I drink northwest wind every day.
My favorite sport: wrangling.
I can't understand those people who dream of falling pies from the sky every day. If they have to, I hope it's scallion cake.
People who come naturally will eventually come naturally.
I'm not popular, but I'm angry.
I am good at sleeping and staying up late, and occasionally I can stay up all night.
When I was a child, I made a wish that I could have 100 pocket money every day. When I grew up, my wish came true, and it was really only 3 thousand a month.