1, marriage is basically the rest of your life, allowing the other person to fart at will.

2, marriage is basically that you don't care if you leave the door open when you go to the toilet!

3, the original marriage is mostly the husband carrying heavy objects closely behind his wife.

4, marriage probably means that you can only post photos of the other half on the Internet for a lifetime.

5. Marriage is a promise to give half of the ice cream to each other forever.

6. Marriage, isn't it simple? Just decide what to see at night!

7. Marriage is probably listening to her husband swearing loudly at the photocopier from the next room.

8. Marriage is basically listening to the other half telling others a story and always interrupting him and saying,' You're not right!' .

9. Married life with children is basically' Who is more tired?' The competition.

10, marriage is basically two people who shrug their shoulders and say,' I don't care, what do you want to do today?' Just live forever.

1 1, marriage is probably sitting in a chair for a long time, waiting for another person who hurried in and out of the room to go out.

12. Marriage is basically about deciding what to eat for dinner.

13, marriage is-eating while watching TV, and it will be such a constant life until death.

14, marriage is-there is a way to watch the other half chew the chicken wings without feeling sick.

15. When I mentioned getting married before, I thought about eternity. Now I mentioned getting married and thought about how long it would last.

16, men like all hands when they are in love, and men who get married have no hands or feet.

17, get closer before marriage and get out of the way after marriage.

18, it's hard for a man to go to work in the wrong line, and it's hard for a woman to marry the wrong man and get off work.

19, life is wonderful when you are in love, and life is miserable after marriage.