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If you really don't wash my socks, I decided to surrender to the party, I confessed, I explain, the following is the whole process of my acquisition of you. At that time is the year of the ox in the month of the horse, the international situation is good, the financial crisis in Southeast Asia has passed the Asian economy is gradually stepping into the healthy development of the track of the country's "Ninth Five-Year Plan" has been a great success. In such a period of national prosperity, I decided to implement your acquisition plan.

According to my three-month tracking observation, research and analysis, you have some understanding of the fundamentals, summarized in the following

1, you are a famous veteran of the performance of the stock, the body of the first class, the face is even more fascinating, it is said that the pursuit of your people once held a hundred people signed a pledge meeting.

2, your circulation disk is small, in your love chips, your parents on the possession of 50% of the state-owned shares, in addition, you did not seriously talked about love, the closest person is a cousin, he probably held the transfer of shares accounted for 15% of the circulation disk, that is to say, your real listing of the circulation disk only accounted for 35% of the total share capital.

3, you are now the price of love is more moderate, that is, a piece of ice cream, a packet of melon seeds, you can let you touched. And the circulation plate dispersed, please your guests too many people, but are to melon, milk candy, chocolate and other small shares to buy your love chips, and there is no obvious signs of a long line of large bank into the absorption, of course, does not rule out the manipulation of people with more than one account of low absorption.

4, you have the concept of WTO accession, I heard that your uncle's aunt's sister-in-law knows brother-in-law abroad. Wait until after China's accession to the WTO, wait until after China's accession to the WTO, I followed you pouring second-hand Dow Jones index will be convenient.

5, you have a high-tech concept, I do not know, on your two eyes with cutting-edge technology, 15 watts of small eyes can put out 100 watts of electricity, electricity I froze, more powerful than energy-saving lamps.

6, you have the concept of environmental protection, you walk on the road when you often pick up others do not pay attention to the fall of the flowery pieces of paper, silently loaded in your wallet. Both beautify the environment, but also increased income. The original environmental protection really earn money.

7, you have the concept of the network, you often chat online, and all kinds of obsessed with men around and often in the capacity of a complaining woman to them to tell your sadness, and then meet and eat and take. Who says e-commerce doesn't make money. This will be a stable economic growth point for you in the future.

After analyzing your fundamentals, I had the utmost confidence to acquire you. The first step was financing, I found my central bank - my dad, and asked him to give me a loan, he decided to strongly support my acquisition plan after careful consideration, but asked me to pay him 3 cents of interest, which I conceded, for your sake. I then approached the famous venture capital firm - my mom - and asked for maximum support, which she reluctantly agreed to, but assigned me a CFO - my cousin, for goodness sake! This girl won Carrefour's Top Ten Customer Award last year and spends money faster than America elects a president. I'll admit it, for your sake. Then, with my salary savings, and profits from speculation on some junk stocks (my ex-girlfriends), the money problem is pretty much solved.

The following is the actual battle, I decided to first use the bottom of the ants work small shares to absorb your love chips, I call you every day, often send you some snacks, and and say some half-truths and half-false crazy talk. This series of actions, is your love K line closed a dozen small positive line, then some experienced old stockholders have noticed my movements began to step up to you to offer, I also noticed that their own single account to absorb the love chips has been close to 5% of the liquidity of the disk, if more than then, I will be your family SEC listing, so that I will be leaked, which will lead to the retailer's low price to eat, eat my meat. So I decided to take the approach of multiple account acquisitions, call your friends to your side to say how I am how good, continue to absorb.

After a period of soft grinding, I have eaten a large number of chips, and ground out a large number of retail investors, I decided to start pulling up on you. I first invited you to eat a big chop shop, closed a medium sun line, at this time, we have seen my movement, have entered the field to eat, I continuously with the delivery of a rose, please watch a movie, eat famous snacks, such as mild release pull up, and make your taste KDJ value blunt; clothing MACD index of the white line up through the yellow line, the formation of the golden cross; RSI buying and selling force showed a strong overbought signal, your material needs Higher and higher, the K line of the 5-day average line on through the 10-day, 30-day average line, the total attack of the horn has blown. At this point, all I need is a medium-negative line, so that you can ease the atmosphere of your courtship, but also to train a number of low buy retail courtship, but also to shake off a small part of the long years in the course of love but afraid of the will of the unswerving.

Next is the main rising wave of my attack on you, I used ninety-nine roses of the huge amount of your dead seal on the stop, looking at your happy eyes, excited expression and kiss my face strength, I know, I'm half successful. Next, I invited you to eat seafood, take you on a trip, and sent you a platinum necklace, even pull three stops. At this time, the entire love stock market has been crazy, you became the first dark horse stock, stock prices continue to climb, eat melon, ice cream era has passed. Some of the long term lovers, see me this situation and your trend, have taken profits.

I bought a few love critics also began to advocate that you say the wind straight to Wang Fei, Zhang neck and other RTHK diva, so I was in the face of some of your excessive demands, only need to pay a small amount of money, naturally, some people go to rush in front of me to solve in order to win your heart. And because of my high degree of control over you, you have always been loyal to me.

At this point in time, came the news of your cousin's loss of love, which means that his 15% of the conversion shares are ready to be listed, which is the market is a headline short, the market popularity is seriously frustrated, we are bewildered and do not know what to do, the trading began to scatter, the stock price is slowly sliding down, but also due to the reluctance to cut the meat, so that your love of the K line hovering at the top of a stage and have a tendency to slide down. And what I have to do is to eat your cousin's transfer shares, because your cousin's holding Cang cost is cheap and with a lot of inside information, I eat after, certainly favorable. So I mentioned two Chinese went to visit your cousin, and took him to eat and drink, and wash his hair and feet, but also patted his chest to ensure that he breaks the mirror, which of course, again to sacrifice a lot of my RMB, I admit it, in order to you. In the end, I succeeded, he gave me all the old about you, I have sucked up too much leverage.

After completing the "cousin acquisition program", I had very little money left on hand. Looking at the high price of your love and the frenzied investors surrounding you, I decided to ship slowly, using a small amount of chips to exchange for a large amount of cash. I was with you will be your cat's three circumference, your first love when you were five years old, you snore how many decibels of sound and other insider information sold at a high price to those guys, looking at the guys excited expression, counting the money I vaguely do pain, hey ...... I really betrayed you.

Suddenly, your fundamentals have undergone a major change of heart, you laid off, which means that your important pillar industry - wages are not there. I was not discouraged when I learned the news; I knew that the moment of reckoning had arrived. I immediately ran to your home, asked your state-owned stockholders (your parents) to block the news, in I announced the policy of guaranteeing to marry you, and sent two bottles of "yak bone marrow bone powder".

Next I put your love chips huge amount of inversion, first to you sweet words, and then is to ignore; first invited you to eat a meal, and then told you to be AA; bought the imported blockbuster movie tickets, I clutched it in the opening of an hour before running to the door of the cinema to look for you. At this time, your love K line is a mess, three consecutive days of large negative line shocked the other people a shock, people began to ride the background of me and you fall out, careful to absorb the love chips, but it makes the stock price declining. And I'm in your cold treatment 5, 6 days later, multiplied by your love of the time of trading light, suddenly began to counter-attack, first to you to recognize the error, and then a big dedication, pouring all of my love you, other small and medium-sized investors look at it, and immediately radical to follow the bank, and then hold you up as a princess.

At this point, your parents announced your performance, financial statements and the status of the company, in the context of your layoff, your grandparents decided to ST you. Hahaha, this is when the market is really fun, I immediately do a 180 degree turn and hit you on the downside. Other investors also panicked, began to be convinced that I am in the previous stage of the suppression is in the shipment, in order to recover the investment, pick up the loss to the minimum, have cut meat away from the market, resulting in your love of the K line all the way down, and even pull the dips, I am also laughing at the same time a huge amount of inverse suppression, guiding the retailer out of the game, and at the same time, through the other account, that is, my friends to you to narrate that I am in fact a cold-faced and warm-hearted guy, in fact, has always been in the Inside y love you, it is best to give him a period of time to consider consider, said you touched, so that I ate into your large number of love chips at a low price. At this time, there are also some large households do not believe in evil, efforts to eat into your love chips, there are later on the trend, and you also have to please must be there to save your share price. How could I let the stock price that went down come back up? I spread out the killer mace, find some love critics, spread rumors that you eat fish do not spit bones, sleep old biting, breast augmentation, cut double eyelids ............ This time the market popularity has been a serious blow to your share price as if a river of spring water to the east flowed ............

This is not enough, my heavy bomb is about to come out, I want to hit you to the lowest point. I'm putting out the word that because your share price is way down, the Love Oversight Committee has decided to suspend your license! In other words, your grandparents are not allowed to allow you to fall in love at this stage. The whole market is in an uproar, the old suitors are fleeing into the wind, the big, determined investors are starting to waver, and your share price is already falling back to the price of melons and chocolates. I, however, was secretly happy, loving you as always, constantly consoling you, and by this time, my purchase price was already very low, and there were still more chips than I could eat.

I immediately contacted your parents and told them never to use the state-owned stock counter-acquisition means to raise your share price, to make you really suspended, in my successful operation (inside details, you go ask your parents), they agreed. Hahaha, you really suspended the license, but for me is a special case, I can still be with you. And everyone else, just step aside. At this point, someone came running to sell me the love chips holding you in the primary and semi-market, I agreed to do so, saving someone's life is better than building a seven-stage floating map. In my high degree of control under the disk, now I and you dating, sometimes also want you to pour money, happiness ah ............

Do not think that I just let it go, I am not going to marry someone else do not want to break the shoes, I want to marry you, we have to you Asset reorganization, I have decided, to let your parents to send you to the United States to study for six months, and then let you shine! Your parents agreed with me and soon sent you abroad.

Without your days, as a hot-blooded young man, I am a little bit of loneliness, but I also just hype some disconnect, do drama, you do not look at me so cross-eyed green eyes, what good are you? You are still not almost listed in the United States, handed a foreign devil ............ at that time I was very anxious, I painstakingly manage you, actually want to be acquired by the Americans! I panicked and ran in front of your mom and dad, asking them if they could let your sister borrow the shell listing, do my wife? At this time, your father has an old party member's identity to tell me righteously, if I do this, will cause serious loss of state assets, how can I be worthy of the title of the national prosperity for their own? I gave up, I know, they are trying to blackmail me ...... I took your parents to see the house, choose a car, 15-day tour of New Malaysia and Thailand (I had no money at that time, only an overdraft speculation, the first of your parents, and then later to return to them, anyway, to open a blank check and do not want to money), and finally, under my strong political offensive, under the conditions of my promise of a The first thing you need to do is to get your hands dirty.

You returned to the country, I told them at the same time to cancel the suspension of your processing, a disk on the positioning of you in the price of returning overseas Chinese, and then it is a moment of madness to pull up, your price in one breath to the Queen of England to talk about the price of love, the real price of the sky! At this time, you, not only the status of noble, radiant, became everyone can not reach the goddess. Moreover, you and anyone dating, I'm not afraid of, through your test of me in all aspects of my holdings have exceeded 90%, is your parents' state-owned shares listed I'm not afraid, because, that has been my mouth dish. Next, we have everything ready, just waiting to get married ............

The above is my acquisition of your whole process, are you satisfied? ...... What? You want to break up with me? I'm too sinister? ...... this ............ hey ......... ...My mom told me that breaking up is a part of life, but, honey, I really don't want you to leave me ............ If, everything is irreparable... ......... please give me the last ............ wash my socks once ...... ...

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