1. "What am I to you?" "You are my zongzi." "Ah? So I am it!" "This way I can take off your clothes."

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2. Take off your coat, you are so white and tender, with a faint fragrance, lick it and take a bite, my heart will fly to the sky, ah, my beloved Zongzi!

3. I miss your smile, savor your taste, take off your coat, reveal your beauty, control my heartbeat, suppress my frenzy, think about my needs, or should I kill you earlier? Ah, Zongzi, happy holidays!

4. Turn off your mobile phone, slowly close your eyes, think of me, think of Zongzi, you will find that I am as cute as Zongzi. Happy Dragon Boat Festival!

5. Your clothes are neat and environmentally friendly, your body is crystal clear and soft, your skin is white and smooth, your heart is colorful, your figure is well-proportioned and angular, your breath is fragrant. I really like you, dear Zongzi!

6. As a boss-level person, I am very cautious when sending text messages. Fame is given by everyone, positions are fought for by brothers, and we must be responsible to everyone! I have been reminding you in time for decades: the Dragon Boat Festival is here, and it is time to pay the cover fee this month!

7. You You are a sentimental crow, you are a jumping frog, you are a white sweet potato, and you are a red prawn in my heart. I want to bless the fool who reads my text message: always flowing with happiness, Happy Dragon Boat Festival!

8. Good news: On the Dragon Boat Festival, users whose first two digits of their mobile phone numbers are XX can get free rice dumplings from street stalls. Of course, they must apply scalding cream in advance to prevent being splashed with boiling water by the stall owner. arrive.

9. I am a rice dumpling leaf and you are a rice. I wrap you up layer by layer. How many meters are in the rice dumpling represents how much I miss you. Remember to send me a message, otherwise the rice dumpling will choke you to death! Dragon Boat Festival Happy Holidays!

10. Today’s zongzi has a high gold content. It’s convenient to eat one to make up for five! Look at me, I can go up to the fifth floor in one breath without any effort! Ever since I ate zongzi, my waist has become No pain, no soft legs, and I feel more energetic eating rice dumplings!