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Murong Yunhai

1 (Yunhai and Yu Xun are on the island, and the last ferry is It’s about to open)

Yunhai: “No, what if they cook it and eat it tonight?”

Yu Xun: “Oh, who would think like you do? Ah? Let's go!"

Yunhai: "I don't care, I want to see it today!"

Yu Xun: "Hey, the boat..."

Yunhai : "Let's go!"

2 Murong Yunhai: "I feel that my mind is in a mess, like a utility room full of debris. I want to clean it up, but as soon as I think about it, I have a headache."

vincy: "Don't think so much, take a good rest. The medicine I gave you just now is for pain relief. I want you to close your eyes and have a good sleep. Okay?"

3 Murong Yunduo: "Hey, I'm going to buy a gift for Yu Xun, let's go together."

Murong Yunhai: "You go and buy a gift. Go buy happiness."

4 (To Yu Xun) Murong Yunhai: "Are you so offensive?"

Chu Yuxun: "I'm sorry, I never do. I don’t treat you as a human being.”

5 My car was kidnapped by my sister, can you take me home?

6 I really call you stupid, but you are still humble.

7 Murong Yunhai (said affectionately to Chu Yuxun): "You are so beautiful and so gentle. Every time I see you, I feel that life is full of hope again, and you hide With so many secrets, I can sometimes be irritable, but I know that in your heart, there is deep peace, and I - love - you."

Chu Yuxun: "Why don't you read this. What?"

Murong Yunhai: "This is a composition I wrote! The name is - To the Sea!"

8 "I, Murong Yunhai, face the earth, face the sea. I swear to the sky, to the clouds, to the wind, to the flowers and the rainbow, that I will only love Chu Yuxun for the rest of my life, and I will let her live happily until she grows old and dies.”

9 Chu Yuxun: "If I like you only one-tenth of the way you like me, would you mind?

Yunhai: "If I like you only one-tenth of the way you like me, I will give up the rest. I will make up for nine-tenths of what I paid. If there is only one hundredth, I will make up for the remaining ninety-nine percent to you!"

10 (to Chu Yuxun) "First, your anger is written on your face; second, hey is just a form of address; third, this boring game will make you angry; the above three points fully prove that you are mentally retarded! "

11 (to Chu Yuxun) "Arrogant? You are an inhumane, ungrateful and ugly man! "

12 (to Chu Yuxun) "You are a pig! You are a pig, you are a pig, you are a pig! ! ! You big stupid pig! ! ! ”

13: Murong Yunduo: “When did you buy two mobile phones?” "

Murong Yunhai: "When I bought the second one. "

14. Yunhai (to Yuxun): "Hey, is it my fault that I am rich and handsome? ”

15. Yunduo: Lend me your mobile phone

Yunhai: I haven’t settled what happened last time with you yet?

What happened last time? I used my mobile phone to send a group text message saying that I wanted to give him a surprise. The next day, hundreds of people called me asking for surprises.

It was really a surprise.

Duan Mulei

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1 This classmate, you are very cool.

2 If you want to cry, go for a run and turn all your tears into sweat.

3 This classmate. , it seems you are not crazy! You can count to three.

4 Because you are here,

5 Ye Shuo (to Duan Mulei): "Are you right? Yu Xun doesn’t have any distracting thoughts?"

Duan Mulei (deliberately changing the subject): "Come on, Shangguan, I will fight with you. "

Shangguan Ruiqian (stunned): "I am playing a single-player game. ”

6 You may like a piece of clothing because of its style, you may like a song because of its melody. In this world, there is no need for a reason to like a person.

7 It is better for four people to be bored than for one person to be bored.

8 I understand what you mean, but I can die for you, but I must live well for Yu Xun.

9 (After Ye Shuo was released, he was seen walking on campus by Duanmu and his group) Shangguan: "Ye Shuo escaped from prison?"

Duanmu: "How is it possible! He didn't How can a computer be jailbroken?"

In the dormitory on the 10th, Ye Shuo said frustratedly: "Hey, I'm heartbroken."

Duanmu said without thinking, "Did you lose your computer?"

11 Duanmulei (to Wen Si before Yunhai left): "Forgetting the past is tantamount to betraying the present."

Ye Shuo

1 (to Yunduo) If you want, I can lend you my shoulder indefinitely; it's not that generous, but it's enough to give you a good rest.

2 (to Shangguan) Dedicated affection? ! You only have feelings for one girl at a time, right?

3 (To Shangguan): "Are you frustrated again? Don't be upset. There are only four of us at once. The sea of ??clouds is troubled by the rain, and Duanmu is accompanying the sea of ??clouds, and you are troubled by the rain. I’m worried about Xiaoyu, are you bothered? Well, now that I’m free, why don’t I find a girlfriend to bother with?”

Shangguan Ruiqian: “You don’t have one?” Are you afraid of scandal? Isn’t the computer your girlfriend?”

4 Murong Yunhai: “What? I don’t look like a prince?”

Ye Shuo: “You do. , of course you do, you look like a usurping prince!”

5 (To Ye Mian) Could it be that if you can come, I can’t come? Of course I have my own business to do. But I'm sorry I can't tell you, because it's a business secret

6 (with Yunduo) I understand, it doesn't matter, I can wait until your heart can accommodate the next person again.

7 (Ye Shuo asked Guo Rongrong to find someone to play football with. After a while, Guo Rongrong ran back.)

Guo Rongrong: "School, school..."

Ye Shuo: "Why are you laughing? You can't laugh."

Guo Rongrong: "The principal is looking for you."

8 Shangguan Ruiqian (laughing indifferently): "Hey! Dramatic scene, Yu Xun dived."

Ye Shuo (anxiously preparing to save Chu Yuxun): "Then why are you still laughing here?"

Shangguan Ruiqian (grabbing Ye Shuo): "Hey, hey, hey! Slow down, Yunhai has jumped down to save her. The beauty of a gentleman, we can't destroy his plan!"

Ye Shuo (Pauses, prepares to save Murong Yunhai again): "Yunhai can't swim either!"

Shangguan Ruiqian (stops him again): "Hey, hey, hey! This is so dramatic! Yu Xun rescued Yun Hai."

Ye Shuo (he breathed a sigh of relief): "Hey! You scared me to death. Can you stop breathing so much?"

9 Sun Wukong recited the tightening curse and cursed himself.

10 Shangguan Ruiqian: "May I ask Miss Chu Yuxun if you know where Yunhai has gone?"

Chu Yuxun: "How do I know? Aren't you his right-hand man? ?"

Ye Shuo: "Yes, but I don't know who has poisoned me now, and I am completely out of control."

Chu Yuxun: "Then you design one. Anti-virus software, anti-virus, aren't you a computer genius?"

11 Shangguan: "It's over, Ye Shuo, I failed in English again, I promised Xiaoyu not to see her if he failed!"

Ye Shuo: "Forget it, go ahead."

Shangguan: "Then I am someone who breaks my word! I will be struck by lightning!"

Ye Shuo: "Struck by lightning!? One day two months ago, you asked me to play pool, but you let me go and I waited for a long time in vain. Is this happening!?"

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Shangguan: (very honest) "Yes."

Ye Shuo: "One day a month ago, you promised to give Duanmu a limited edition CD, but a girl asked for it, and you said nothing I just gave it away, is that true?"

Shangguan: "Yes..."

Ye Shuo: "You agreed to go to the basketball game with me the day before yesterday. , but you ran away midway and caused me to waste a basketball ticket that is worth a thousand dollars. Is this the case?"

Shangguan: "Uh... I forgot..."

< p>Ye Shuo: "Have you forgotten!? (Throwing a pillow over)"

Ye Shuo: "You have done so many things that deserve to be struck by lightning, but you haven't even done it yet, so You go ahead, it's okay.

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Shangguan Ruiqian

1 Shangguan Ruiqian: “My dad said that cash is king these days. I don’t want the financial crisis to affect the flower of my motherland. . ”

Ye Shuo: “You’re the only one returning flowers, you’re a dog’s tail grass to death!” ”

2 (To Xiaoyu) Xiaoyu, you are a good girl. If you want to marry, don’t marry someone else—let alone me.

3 Shangguan Ruiqian: “Do you think I’m handsome? "

Ye Shuo (laughing): "You, did you eat something unclean? Poisoned? ”

Shangguan Ruiqian: “Seriously, are you handsome?” ”

Ye Shuo: “Handsome.” "

Shangguan Ruiqian: "Then am I attractive? "

Ye Shuo: "Yes. "

Shangguan Ruiqian: "Am I generous? "

Ye Shuo: "Ken. ”

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Shangguan Ruiqian: “Do I have first-rate taste?” "

Ye Shuo: "Pin. "

Shangguan Ruiqian: "Then will you marry me? "

Ye Shuo: "Go to hell!" (Then he threw a pillow at Shangguan)

6 Shangguan Ruiqian (asked Lisa): "What do you like about me? "

Lisa: "I like you to stay away from me! ”

7Finally someone found a beautiful excuse for my loveliness.

8Geniuses are often used to bury them, especially people like me who are so handsome that I cry. The genius of ghosts and gods!

9 Shangguan Ruiqian: "Shangguan's love rules, number one, never mention your ex-girlfriend in front of your current girlfriend. This is the Achilles heel! ”

Chu Yuxun

1 (facing Murong Yunhai) First, I am very angry now; second, if I don’t call you Hey, my name is Chu Yuxun; third, if If you play such boring games with me again, I will make you become a real pig; fourth, I am not stupid.

2 (At the opening ceremony, Yu Xun returned the washed vest to Yun Hai).

Yunhai: "Did you wash this for me with your own hands? This is the happiest gift I have ever received. "

Yu Xun (startled for a moment): "I washed this in the washing machine. ”

3 (To Murong Yunhai) The idea that you are a pig is a typical manifestation of vocabulary deficiency. Do you want me to teach you? You are a pig, which can be extended to mean that you are a wild boar, a porcupine, Colored Pig, Light Pig, Stupid Pig, Stupid Pig, Ukrainian Suckling Pig, Pig Bajie. You are a lazy omnivorous organism raised in captivity. You are a desperate and lonely animal under the bright stars. You are a stupid pig that can never fly into the blue sky. !

4 OS: At this moment, I am really grateful for this night and the rain. In this way, even if I cry in front of him, he will not find me.

5 Murong Yunhai: "You are jealous! ”

Chu Yuxun: “I didn’t eat dumplings, why am I jealous?” ”

6 (to Murong Yunhai) I, Chu Yuxun, swear to the sky, to the earth, to the wind, to the clouds, to the rainbow, to the flowers, that I will only love you all my life. Yunhai is alone, no matter what difficulties he encounters, I will always be by his side until we grow old and die.

Chu Yuxun: "10 yuan for a small bottle, 20 yuan for a large bottle. ”

Murong Yunhai: “It’s so expensive!” Get me 500 yuan first! ”

7 Chu Yuxun: “Hey, you guys are like cockroaches, let’s see how I deal with you!” "

(A bucket of water is thrown down) Murong Yunhai: "What are you doing? ! ”

Chu Yuxun (laughing): “I mop the floor.” "

Murong Yunhai: "You are delaying as long as you want, and pretend that we don't exist? ”

Chu Yuxun: “Hey, this is what you said, I can pretend that you don’t exist!” "

Murong Yunhai: "You..."

Chu Yuxun: "You - a man, you keep your word! ”

8 Chu Yuxun: “I have seen narcissistic people, but I have never seen someone as narcissistic as you. In this life, no, I will never like you in my last life and the next life.” Crazy! "(Only not in this life)

Murong Yunhai: "Arrogant? You're an ungrateful, inhumane, ugly man! ”

9 Duanmu, I admit that I liked you before. When I lost you, my heart was very painful.

But tonight, when I thought that the sea of ??clouds would leave me forever, my heart was not in pain, but I felt that my heart was already dead.

10 Yunhai, have you really forgotten me? No, I don’t believe it. None of those sweet and bitter past events are imprinted in your heart? Sea of ??clouds, we once swore an oath. No matter what happens in this life, we will be together, but now that you don’t know me, how can you keep your promise?

11 Sea of ??Clouds, the farthest distance in the world is not when you stand in front of me and you don’t know that I love you, but when we are face to face and you don’t know that we have had so much unforgettable love. I have made so many earth-shattering vows and had moments of life and death. You can't blame Yunhai for this, maybe this is our destined ending.

12 Chu Yuxun: “Don’t use money to trample on my dignity!”

Chai Xuecun: “Childish, I hope people all over the world will use money to trample on my dignity. ! ”

13 (To Xiaoyu) The family and property are divided, but Miko.woo is not allowed to be divided.

14 (To Duanmu) Touching is not love.

Others

1 Xiaoyu: "I just think that if we all keep the secret in our hearts, we will slowly fall in love with this feeling of ourselves, Not the person I fell in love with at the beginning."

2 Lan Gu: "If you are dressed like this, you are also a mentally ill person. Take it away!"

< p>3 Murong Yunduo: "There is a kind of love called touching."

4 Chu Yuxun: "Don't use money to trample on my dignity!"

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Chai Xuecun: "Childish, I hope people all over the world will use money to trample on my dignity!"

5 Xiaoyu: "Are they good sisters? You break up."

Chu Yuxun: "Divide the family and property, but not Miko.woo"

Xiaoyu: "Stingy guy"

6 Guo Rongrong: "Dear audience friends, now I, Guo Rongrong, who is known as the super invincible little cutie of our school (hands in a V shape) will explain this exciting slam dunk challenge to everyone. Then we are the ones being challenged. Shangguan’s classmate (crazy), but our challenger is an unknown person who lives at home without being outstanding!"

(He was hit hard on the head by the Ankylosaurus) The Ankylosaurus: "Who said that? Is he a nobody? I’ll scare you to death if I tell you his name!” "

7 Director of "The Glass Slipper and the Rose": "A person who is never on time arrived early, and a person who is never late arrived late. It seems that Cinderella's pumpkin carriage is driving too slowly. ah! "

8 Yunduo: "Money, money, money, after all, you just think he (Lin Xiaoli) has no money! ”

Shen Hanfeng: “I don’t think he has no money, I think he doesn’t have the ability to make money!” ”

9 Yu Xin: “When you love someone to the core, you won’t forget them easily.” ”

10vincy: Yunhai, I love you. I really want to go to the United States with you and live happily together for a lifetime, but there are too many things in your past that are holding you back, even if you Follow me today. One day, that voice will call you to come back here to find what you lost. Instead of doing this, (Vincy tore up the ticket) Love is sacred. Let a pair of people who love each other be far away from each other, which violates my Conscience, Yunhai, go find your true love. It’s time for me, my temporary girlfriend, to step aside.

11vincy (to Murong Yunhai): “Use a girl’s jealousy to test my love for you. Degree is the most direct and effective. "

12 Lan Gu: "Turn out the lights! ! ”

13 Shen Hanfeng (to Murong Zhongshi): “2 minutes and 40 seconds, you never spend more than 3 minutes educating your children!” ”

14 Shen Hanfeng (to Yunhai): It turns out that I thought he was a computer genius and thought he had a bright future, so I have always supported him in pursuing your sister. In the future, he should not think about Yunduo again.

Yunhai: Does he want to chase my sister?

Shen Hanfeng (to Yunhai): You have two eyes and can only read GPS!

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