Dad, if you're not going to a Hawaiian grass skirt party, would you please change the tie with spring flowers around your neck now?

3 "That's a bit difficult. My grandmother has been buried in the ground for a long time." "Also burned to ashes, are you all right don't turn her old man's house out of the soil to dry ..."

4 "The expression is like a high-class prostitute telling me that she doesn't sell!"

5 "You must be from Yangcheng Lake. Look at this meat. It's strong and stout." (If you say that you are as hot as a hairy crab)

6 "I'd rather be pregnant!" (until Neil comes back)

"If you insist on using red napkins and golden knives and forks, please help me prepare a bridal chamber after dinner."

Mom, for the sake of the White Snake and the God of Wealth, can you attend my birthday without wearing that dress that almost throws your whole breasts out? I doubt that you need to put your breasts on the plate at the dining table when you eat. Don't you think that looks like a main course? Small roast suckling pig or fresh papaya or something ... "

9 "Where are you going? You are so thin that you are almost sashimi. Sooner or later, those two things on your chest will fall with a thud."

10 "What can you do except cry, make trouble, hit me, and wipe your tears and snot on my dad's stiff and pale body?" You are fifty years old, not fifteen. Have you lived in Disneyland all your life? "

1 1 "Yes, bitch, it's not easy for you to raise me so big."

12 "I'd rather go out without underwear than leave it at home."

13 "Tang Wanru, your bowl is too big! What do you eat with it? "(In fact, RuRu just took out her footbath and put it in the toilet. . . )

14 "Yes, that's too bad. My father's lover and my biological mother turned out to be a palace. What can we do?"

15 "Of course I'm talking about Nanxiang. If it's Tang Xiangru, I'll ask you if she raped this man and poured it into a pile of coke with sulfuric acid and buried it in the corn field outside Songjiang."

16“NO！ Sister and elder sister are completely different species! Just like aunts and aunts! Creatures of two worlds! If it was an accident that they splashed me with mud like a Dalmatian, then that child called me big sister, which was a deliberate insult! On purpose! Insult! "

17 "Now the whole school knows that someone has looked at your milk, so don't yell once in the abdomen. I'm worried that the old man in the mailroom downstairs missed this wonderful broadcast."

18 "Did you just get dressed and take a shower?" Nan Xiang gave Gu Li a white look and said, "I just finished washing clothes." Gu Li continued to drink soup and said, "So you just wore it out?"

19 She looked at the three of us, shook her head in distress and picked up the phone. "lucy, call me when the driver of the second car is near the door, and at the same time, you can start the third car."

Tang Wanru, is this your bra or something? How does it look like a T-shirt? " I heard a crash in the kitchen.

2 1 Gu Li took a deep breath, put down his knife and fork and said to Yilan Lin, "Mom, this is my brother, Gu Zhun." (When Gu Zhun and Yilan Lin appear at the PARTY at the same time)

Can't you smell you? You are now like a tuna that has been dead in the men's room for five days, and it smells like being put in a kimchi jar for a few days and then fished up! " (to Lin Xiao, who is tired and refuses to take a bath)

23 "You can't ruin my LV with vomit like Tang Wanru! I won't trip over the same stone twice! "

24 "Pull down the visor, why don't you take off?" (Gu Li said to me when I took the train for the first time)

25 "Of course, there is a novel called Until the Last Sentence. If I were you, I would just wait until the last nail came down. Come on, you and Nanxiang stay in Nanjing first. I'll take care of the rest. I'll go to the man first. I'm in care. There's nothing I can't handle. It' s nothing to rob money, as long as you don' t kill him. "

Buffett is the biggest bitch in the world-but I love him! (Excerpted from the composition "My Ideal" in Guli High School)

I' m sorry, Susan, I have to hang up first. I' ll call you back in a minute and forty seconds. I don' t know why, but there' s a woman here who insists on brushing me with something like a shovel several times while I' m on the phone ...

28 "Nanxiang, this is worse than the traditional Chinese medicine you drank when you had dysmenorrhea! Rwanda? Is there something wrong with people's taste in that place? Their taste buds will not keep secreting royal jelly! ? This thing is so bitter that it can make Chinese cabbage, which considers itself miserable, angry alive. "

7 fragment

1) But this self-hypnosis was shattered by Gu who stayed at her house that night. In the middle of the night, Gu Li suddenly sat up in the dark with a scream. After Tang Wanru hurriedly turned on the bedside lamp, Gu Li suddenly said with relief: "I suddenly touched your arm just now. I thought I was sleeping with a man, which scared me to death!"

While Gu was relieved, she saw the face of Tang Wanru, who was changing rapidly in front of her.

"Oh, I mean ..." Gu added seriously.

"Gu! If you say one more word, I'll turn on the gas in the kitchen and die with you! " Tang Wanru shouted hysterically.

“……”

2) Tang Wanru ended our yoga time. While complaining about the devil training mode designed by her father, she went to the bathroom to turn on the water heater, and then sat on the sofa waiting for the water to heat up. Then she took the bottle of sports drink that we didn't open, twisted it gently, and poured it down.

My heart and Nan Xiang's heart stopped at that moment.

Gu Li's eyes lit up and she acted quickly. She went over and took Tang Wanru's hand affectionately and said softly, "Just like, I'll tell you."

In Gu's words, he expressed the helplessness of the three of us to the bottle of drink, and then described once again that Tang solved a major problem for us by opening the bottle cap as effortlessly as possible. Tang Wanru said nothing and went in for a bath with a black face.

During the whole process, the bathroom was silent, and there was no sound of Tang Wanru's old loud songs.

Nanxiang Gongquan said to Gu Li, "I admire you."

Gu Li waved his hand: "This is all I should do."

3) In the high school days when Gu Li and I were hanging out with Nanxiang, she was just like us. In the lush years [span], she wore all kinds of lace skirts and colorful clothes, and all kinds of things jingled on her bag. Hand in hand, she took photos with all kinds of artificial expressions on the street-the only difference was that her bag was LV canvas bag (Nanxiang was almost taken by Gu because she spilled soup on it) Later, Nanxiang and I couldn't wait to wrap her book in a glass cover and worship it. Every time we burn incense and worship, we would not accidentally defile it that day and be killed by Gu Li.

However, after Gu spent that ignorant time, with the family doting on her more and more, the canvas LV bag never appeared before our eyes. In the third year of high school, she often walked to the edge of the playground, threw a new bag on the concrete steps, then sat down, and handed the take-away coffee in front of me and Nanxiang. When the coffee passed over the famous brand bags, Nanxiang and I were very thrilling.

4) When Gu Li brought back the big box of things that she had given to Gu Yuan from school, she was deeply angered. But her heart was vaguely excited. She hasn't seen Gu Yuan so rational and cold for a long time. I have to say that Gu Yuan has become a bit sentimental and weak recently. Gu doesn't like such a man very much. The man she likes is absolutely rational, similar to a high-performance and precise machine. Words like passion, romance and melancholy are simply unforgivable in Gu Li's eyes. Once when Nan Xiang and I were listening to a poet's recital held by the school's literature club, Gu Li came to us halfway. After sitting down for ten minutes, we couldn't stand it. On the stage, the boy with a twisted face and red glasses just finished saying, "I am wandering in the autumn wind, I don't know the direction, and I don't want to know the direction. The confused life brings me a little decadent comfort." Gu got up angrily and left the meeting. She said to me and Nanxiang with a serious expression, "I'm angry. I really can't stand the decadent pleasure of a man wandering in the autumn wind? Why doesn't he die! "

5) It's only when we heard that the woman's mouth quickly escalated from "shameless" to "bitch, rotten B, whore" that we couldn't stand it anymore. Gu Li went over and pulled away the woman, squinting and asking, "Have you finished introducing yourself?" Then she got rid of her, and pulled Tang Wanru, who was as frightened as a deer, away.

Just took two steps, Gu Li seemed to have eyes behind her, and a bowl of black rice porridge flew past her ears.

Gu turned around and sneered, then turned around and gently picked up the huge bowl of tomato and egg soup on the boy's desk next door, and raised his hand and splashed it on the woman. "Watch it," Gu Li smiled. "Like this."

After walking out of the dining hall, Gu Li suddenly turned around and said to Gu Yuan, "By the way, it's my birthday party. You should bring your good friend, Calvin Tu, with you. I'll invite him."

Nan Xiang and I silently followed behind, like two small minions. We exchanged glances with each other and reached a common understanding: "Don't offend anyone, or you won't know how to die."

We live in the vast universe, the cosmic dust and the milky way light dust floating all over the sky, and we are even smaller than these. You never know when life will suddenly change direction and fall into the darkness as thick as ink. You were dragged into the abyss by disappointment, you were dragged into the grave by illness, you were trampled to pieces by setbacks, you were laughed at, satirized, hated, resented and abandoned. But we always keep hope in our hearts and keep a beating heart that is unwilling to be given up. We are still working hard in great despair. This feeling of not wanting to give up, they become little stars in the boundless darkness. We are all little stars. (Little Times season0 1.chapter06)

At that time, he felt like he was isolated in a lonely world, where everything was gathering and his voice was in a cave in the universe.

Nobody saw him.

Maybe he will disappear when he wakes up tomorrow, and those who loved him will never find him again.

One meter from the ground, there is a thick and thick white fog floating, which seems to flow like life. The grass glowed with a dark, wet dark green. In the huge silence, as long as there is a sound similar to water droplets, the atmosphere will be creepy.

……

Curtains are drawn to both sides. Outside the huge glass window, a huge lake is motionless, like a black and blue mirror. Tall trees are reflected in it, like thorns inserted backwards.

You must believe that there must be your lover in the world, whether you are surrounded by light and drowned by applause at the moment, or you are walking alone in a cold street and getting wet by heavy rain, whether it is the early morning with a light snow or the evening with a heat wave, he will definitely cross the surging crowd in the world, and he will walk past them one by one and walk towards you. He will surely come to your side with full heat and heavy love in his eyes and hold on to you. He can't wait to come to your side. If he is young, he will hug you like a stubborn child who occupies his toys and refuses to share them with others. If he is no longer young, he will surely light a bonfire beside you like a hunter who has come back through thorns and thorns, and then hug you and sleep with ease. He will find you. You have to wait. "