2. I want to be a rogue with temperament, a pervert with taste and an illiterate with knowledge!
People like you can only live two episodes in one drama.
4. Beating is kissing, scolding is love, and love is not enough!
5. Pursuing the proper use of poetry by girls; Recording honeymoon can be used as an essay; Ironically, you have to use prose.
6. The next time I die, no one will stop me, and whoever stops me will die with me.
7. I may not be able to lift 100 Jin of stone, but if it is 100 Jin of gold, I promise to pick it up and run.
8. You look very creative and live with courage. Ugliness is not your intention, but God is losing his temper.
9. Girls should never go out alone at night. It is really dangerous. There are barbecues and desserts all over the street, and no one can dissuade them. If you can't help walking into a house, you will gain several pounds.
10. Xiaoming in primary school textbooks is always stumped by all kinds of wonderful questions, but Xiaoming has never appeared in middle school textbooks again, and I know that fool can't get into high school!
1 1. Experts say you can't play with your mobile phone when you walk, so I'm running and playing with my mobile phone now!
12. You have a hole in your head. There is water in the pit, fish in the water, and fish are spitting bubbles.
13. People say I'm thin, but I'm not obviously fat.
14. Men and women comfort people in different ways: women often say that they are miserable when comforting women; When a man comforts a man, he often says that another man is miserable!
15. I'm still lamenting the small waist of that year. Look at it now. I hate it in my spare time.
16. As a typical loser, you are actually very successful.
17. Don't sing the rest of your life. Girls don't work hard to make money and don't want to be beautiful. For the rest of their lives, you cook, you do laundry, you do housework, you are rejected, and you look after the children.
18. Everyone is in love, and I am the only one playing with ash.
19. The difference between Sherlock Holmes and Conan: Sherlock Holmes: Where the Dead Go; Conan: Where to, dead man.
20. Life is like a dream, always insomnia; Life is like a play, I always wear help; Life is like a song, I always go out of tune; Life is like a battlefield, I will always be possessed!
2 1. If you fall, stand up, change your posture and fall again.
In order to lose weight, my girlfriend and I agreed to go jogging in the street for half an hour every night. We persisted for a month, and the effect was really obvious. We ate all the barbecue stalls along the street.
23. I won't tell you that I ate cut cake. I want to be rich and handsome.
24. The threshold for doing anything in this era has become so high. Want to be an otaku, can you afford a house?
25. Others are in their twenties: face-lifting needles, eyes wide open, nose pads, fat fillings, and risorius. I am in my twenties: this is delicious, that is delicious, hahaha, boss, one more!
26. I just finished watching Titanic 3D today. At the end, a 2B shouted: Let the women and children go first!
I don't want to run three, but I don't have enough money to run two.
28. If I had money, I would buy two BMW cars, one to clear the way for me in front, the other to protect me in the back, and I would ride a bike in the middle.
29. "Do you like small animals?" Me: Of course. "How much do you like it?" Me: I don't know, every meal!
30. The furthest distance in the world is your home in Australia, and I cook porridge at home.
3 1. My heart has become dumpling stuffing.
32. I finally know why people choose a good day for marriage, because there may be no good day after marriage.