Why do you mainly introduce me?

A: This man's name is Yu Qian.

B: It's me.

A: My idol.

Well, not at all.

A: celebrities,

B: No.

A: It's amazing. Go to this stop. Hey.

B: That's it.

A: How energetic! Look at this face. His eyes look like balls, his ears look like jiaozi, and his nose looks like balls.

Like garlic, hair like vermicelli, beard like kelp, bean skin mouth, broad bean teeth, this northeast chaos.

Denton's head

A can of vegetables.

A: It's famous.

B: Not famous.

People envy going there, so I envy you.

Oh, you envy me.

When can I be as happy as you?

I'm fine.

A: It's easy for celebrities to mix together. They can do anything.

Not exactly.

A: When do I park there?

What's the matter with you?

I see people living in houses with cars. I really envy them. You said I pursue a happy life.

What's wrong with being alive

B: That's right.

A: Isn't it?

B: Of course.

I must be happy.

B: That's right.

I have to start a business. I must make a fortune.

Ok, send it.

First of all, I must have a good body.

Oh, exercise.

A: Fortunately, I don't drink.

Oh, there's nothing wrong.

I don't play mahjong.

I don't like playing cards

I just smoke a little more.

I like smoking.

A: Then I watched a health program on TV, saying that smoking is harmful to health and easy to die suddenly.

B: That's right.

A: It scared me. I gritted my teeth and stamped my foot to hit this one.

Quit smoking?

I won't watch this program.

B: give up the performance. what do you think? this is

For my health.

Ah! Is it for health? this is

A: I want to be happy. I'm afraid people will look down on me.

That's true.

A: I am a serious person. I am an innocent traditional citizen. I am careless and enthusiastic about all kinds of martial arts.

Intestines, ready to help others, help if you are in trouble, and help if you are not in trouble.

B: You have created difficulties for others.

I'm afraid people will look down on me. The gas station at the door makes me very angry.

B: Then how can I find you?

A: They all drove there to refuel, adding 200 yuan and 300 yuan, and then there were gifts.

B: Send a newspaper or something.

A: Here is the map.

B: That's better.

A: A big map for everyone. I'll go too, pushing my scooter.

B: Motorcycles.

A: Add 10 yuan.

B: 10 yuan.

A: That's all.

Where can I get a map?

B: mainly maps.

What do you need that thing for? Where can you go?

B: Not far.

A: didn't you give it when you refueled? Give me one. Where are you going? You tell me and I'll show you.

B: Just point.

Okay, I'm angry.

Don't be so carefree.

A: Look down on me. I am a person with strong self-esteem. Ah ~ ~ ~ Let me show you.

Why do you want it?

A: There is a Cantonese tea restaurant in front of our door. Rich people go there for breakfast in the morning.

Have morning tea.

A: Me too.

Are you going?

A: why should I fry the liver?

Oh, no.

A: Stride forward, the salary is 100 yuan.

Hmm.

A: Dad.

oh

A: Breakfast costs 100 yuan.

B: Breakfast 100 yuan.

A: Sorry, sir, we don't sell half of it.

B: half 100 yuan.

This hurts my self-esteem.

Yes, it is.

I went again at noon.

B: Still going?

A: Still sitting in that seat, looking for a waiter. Come here! Do you have lobster?

B: Lobster?

Oh, yes, sir.

Do you have a two-foot lobster?

B: such a big one.

A: Let me show you. I'll be back soon. Excuse me, sir. It's two feet two, huh! What rotten rice?

There are even two-foot-long lobsters in the shop. A plate of shredded potatoes

Well, it's still shredded potatoes.

I got my revenge, I got my revenge.

Ah, it was cut short.

A: I can't compete with others

B: You must be better than others.

I must have everything that others have.

B: Yes.

A: I must have everything that others don't. Go to my door to see, the big plasma TV at home, I

Buy one, too.

B: You buy one, too.

A: I'll ask my friend to keep one for me.

B: An extra plasma TV?

A: Except one, which is as big as a wall.

B: That big.

Big TV, Motorola brand.

Does Motorola have a TV?

A: Looking at nobody, a voice came from the TV: "The TV you are watching has stopped serving!" "

This TV is out of use.

A: Great. Ah, there is no reason. This 300 yuan has been wasted.

B: Isn't it a waste of money?

I suspect that he asked a carpenter to call me.

B: In that case, there will be no sound.

A: Anyway, I want to be happy. I want to be a person.

oh

I listen to symphonies, watch ballet and tap dancing.

B: OK.

Tate, let's go abroad for a tap dance. I like this. I just like tap dancing and allegro and so on.

No love.

B: You two are not together. Far from it.

A: It's the same. One hand is ringing, and the other hand is ringing at the foot. I just like watching it. I sit in the front row. Tata, Tata, bang.

Fly down a shoe from above,

Shoes?

A: To err is human. I went again the next day.

Do you cherish this?

I want to collect that one.

Thank you for going there.

I wish I could be a couple.

Ah.

A: I want to be happy.

Okay, you want to be happy.

A: I can't let others compare. Walking in the street, how can I be rich enough?

Think about it.

How can I be happy enough? A car came, it ran away, it passed in an instant, and it was raining all over the world.

I was splashed with water, and he drove away, and I was soaked to the skin. I was angry and drank, and you were great. You turned up your voice.

I can't afford to run.

B: This is bullying.

A: Didn't you teach you five stresses and four beauties when you bought a car?

B: Why do you want to talk about this when you buy a car?

A: Don't you have one more cover than a tricycle?

Far from it.

A: Do you think your driving status is high? Huh? You are a hooligan after your education, you know?

I am educated.

You must tell me about it.

A: It's too dangerous. I ran away.

B: Run.

A: The last two groups chased me.

B: How to dial twice?

A: The chef said, "Give me the shark fin money!" A woman came out of the ladies' room, dragging her husband. "

Hit him, hit him. It was him just now. I dare not come out. He talked nonsense in the mirror. "Everybody come here.

Beat me up,

B: It's all wrong.

Grab my head and hit it. There is a shutter door next to it. Shake my head and shake it. The door opened.

An old man came out, "What to buy?"

Are you shopping?

A: "Beater" and "Oh" Hua.

Hey, look at your popularity.

A: inhumane. I'm brave and just, though I'm wandering the Jianghu. He is also a mortal. It hurts to fight, too. I drank too much.

Vomiting when you are sick.

Nonsense.

A: push hard. Why? I want to be happy.

B: That's right.

Extended data:

"I want happiness" cast:

1, Yu Qian

Yu Qian, Han nationality, 1969+65438,1was born in Beijing on October 24th, and his ancestral home is Lantian, Shaanxi. Crosstalk actor, vice chairman of Beijing Rock Association, ambassador of equestrian promotion for children at Beijing Equestrian Culture Festival.

1982, Yu Qian was admitted to the crosstalk class of Beijing Opera School, where he studied under crosstalk actors Wang Shichen, Luo Rongshou, Gao Fengshan and Zhao Shizhong and crosstalk artist Shi Fukuan.

From 65438 to 0995, Yu Qian graduated from the film and television director department of Beijing Film Academy for further study, and then participated in the filming of the TV series Ma Lisan, playing a role.

In 1996, he also appeared in the TV series Xiaojing Hutong, playing the role of a fat man, and served as a program director and host in the long-term columns of CCTV, Beijing TV and local TV stations.

During 1997-1998, Yu Qian and Degang Guo met in several performances.

In 2000, Yu Qian and Degang Guo performed cross talk "Tie Dolls" on the stage of an open-air square in the suburbs of Beijing. This unexpected cooperation made the two people have a strong appreciation for each other "without surprise".

Since 2002, Yu Qian has performed cross talk with Degang Guo in a small theater from time to time.

In 2003, the cross talk "Hello Beijing" by Degang Guo and Yu Qian won the special prize of the organizing committee of the Beijing cross talk sketch invitational tournament.

In 2004, Yu Qian officially joined Deyun Society, and since then, Yu Qian and Degang Guo have become fixed partners. During this period, I cooperated in cross talk, such as You Want to Exercise, Looking for a Hall Meeting, Raising Tortoise and Raising Pets.

In 2005, Yu Qian and Degang Guo collaborated on cross talk Yang Naiwu, Learning Deafness and Strange Treatment.

In 2006, she starred in the TV series Miss Peiping. In February of 65438, he studied with Degang Guo, Jing Li and Gao Feng with Jin Wensheng, a folk artist, and studied under Zeng Lu, Guo Zengfu, Li Zengshou and Gao Zengxi respectively.

In 2007, he participated in the TV series "The Pursuit of Happiness", in which he played an infatuated man.

In 2008, he starred in the TV series Smart Officials Break Housework, which played Xiao Huai. Later, he participated in the shooting of the TV series "Saving Love" and played the principal in the play. Later, he cooperated with Degang Guo in cross talk "I want to have an affair", "Who moved my diet tea" and "I will have you for the rest of my life".

In 2009, I starred in the TV series "My Born Talent". After that, I cooperated with Degang Guo in cross talk My Life, Xi Zhengmeng, I am a scientist and I entrusted my son to my wife.

In 20 10, he starred in the sequel of the TV series "anecdote of Guo county order"; Then he starred in the sitcom No Small Thing 2. Later, she was a guest sign language teacher in the movie The Box of Light.

201June 6th, Degang Guo, Yu Qian and some actors from Deyun Society gave a special cross talk performance in Sydney.

In June 2065438, he went to Shang Yan and performed in Toronto in July. On September 28th, Degang Guo, Yu Qian and Deyun Society made the third stop of their Australian tour in Sydney City Hall on the evening of the 28th.

In 20 13, he starred in a big movie, in which he played the black boss. Later, Yu Qian and Degang Guo boarded the CCTV Spring Festival Gala for the first time and performed the program "Black sheep".

In 20 14, Yu Qian returned to the hosting industry and co-hosted the entertainment silent talk show "The World" with Xi Shi Media, which was broadcast on Liaoning Satellite TV.

20 16 1 month, participated in the variety show "Happy Comedian Season 2" of Oriental TV. In the same year, he joined the Revolutionary Committee of the Chinese Kuomintang.

May 20 16, participated in the variety show "I am a comedian in the third season" of Hubei Satellite TV. /kloc-participated in the comedy competition program "Comedy Story" of Zhejiang Satellite TV in June.

2. Degang Guo

Degang Guo, male, born in 1973 18 10/8, Tianjin, is a crosstalk performer, film and television drama actor and TV talk show host.

1979, at the age of seven, he studied storytelling with Tianjin storytelling artist Gao Xiangkai.

198 1 year, he began to formally learn crosstalk. Three years later, he studied crosstalk with blind artists such as Wang Tianyu and Chang Baofeng. Later, he gave speeches on cross talk jokes such as Yang Jiajiang, Zhang Guangtai Going Home and Sui and Tang Dynasties.

During the period of 1989, Yang Zhigang, then the director of Hongqiao Cultural Center and a writer, studied crosstalk, and learned traditional crosstalk jokes such as Palace Nine Arts, solve riddles on the lanterns, Eight Fan Screen Style, Bodyguards and Eating Yuanxiao.

From 65438 to 0995, Degang Guo went to Beijing, claiming to be Bai Quanfu's disciple and Yang Zhigang's apprentice.

1996 Deyun Society was established; Cooperate with the famous crosstalk actor Fan Zhenyu; Later, he served as the host and director of Food Story.

In 2000, he began to cooperate with famous crosstalk artists Zhang Wenshun and Yu Qian.

In 2002, he began to partner with Yu Qian and cooperated with Zhang Yongjiu, Wang Shiyong and Yang Jinming.

In 2003, he hosted anhui tv's Super Winner.

From June 5, 2004 to 10, crosstalk master Hou became his teacher.

In 2005, he joined his master Hou's Railway Art Troupe. Later, he hosted anhui tv's "Action of Dramatic Style" and made a guest appearance in the series "Underground Traffic Station".

In 2006, he hosted the Starry Night Story of Beijing TV Station. Also starred in the TV series "Miss Beiping" with Yu Qian; Later, he made a guest appearance as a taxi driver in the movie 60 1 Telephone. In February of 65438+, he was taught by Yu Qian, Jing Li and Gao Feng, namely Guo Zengfu, Yu Zenglu, Li Zengshou and Gao Zengxi.

In 2007, he hosted the variety show "the legendary swordsman" of Oriental TV.

In 2008, Deyun Society increased its fixed performance in Tianjin Bayi Auditorium on the basis of its fixed performance in Beijing.

In 2009, he hosted the "Youku Niuren Festival"; And starred in the TV series "My Born Talent" with Yu Qian.

20 10 hosted the variety show "There's a Play Tonight" of Tianjin Satellite TV, and starred in the costume comedy "Smart Officials and Smart Housework" of Tianjin Satellite TV with Yu Qian and Cui Yi.