Copywriting paragraphs (selected 78 sentences) 1. Cold on Monday, braised on Tuesday, steamed on Wednesday, fried on Thursday, stir-fried on Friday, add happy seasonings, paired with leisurely wine, make a blessing meal on the weekend

May you enjoy it happily.

2. Three drunkards came to admire the moon. Drunk A said: "There are two moons in the sky." Drunk B said: "There are three moons in the sky." None of them agreed with the other, so they invited Drunk C to be the referee.

Drunk C said slowly and leisurely: "Which line of business are you talking about?" 3. The sleep talk meeting in a boy's dormitory lasted until three o'clock in the morning, and he suddenly wanted to discuss a question: "What should you say first when you meet a beautiful girl?"

A certain gentleman woke up from his dream and said: "Stop talking, let's go to sleep!" 4. One day my husband asked me: "What will you do if I die?" I said: "Go shopping and eat with your best friends and continue to have fun."

Then I asked him: "What will you do if I die?" He said viciously: "Go shopping and eat with your best friend and have fun." 5. Your lover should be as gentle as water and as sweet as honey, and your colleague should be hard-working.

If you want to be a loser, my friend will choose someone with a pig head and a dog's brain and a runny nose. So, my dear, wipe your nose quickly during the Chinese New Year and celebrate the New Year cleanly!

6. Yesterday, my friend asked me to eat hot pot in his dormitory. When I entered, I saw a group of young men surrounding a large basin with various hot pot ingredients and vegetables!

There are 2 sticks inserted in the basin and it heats up quickly!

Should I admire your creativity or your courage?

7. My friend got married, and the host invited me to the stage and said, "Today is your good brother's wedding day. Can you come up and say something?" I was a little excited: "Then order sweet and sour carp and braised pork ribs.

" 8. The company worked overtime until midnight, and everyone's eyelids were fighting. One girl lamented: "I really want to be like a 'cause' now." When everyone asked why, the girl said: "It's just a person lying on the big floor.

"On the bed." As soon as he finished speaking, a male colleague next to him muttered: "Sleepy." 9. It's very difficult for a man: If you know how to make money, you're afraid of having a second wife; if you don't make money, you're afraid of weaning your children; if you want to get married, you're afraid of regrets.

; Don’t get married, for fear that she will regret it; have a child, for fear that you will have no money to support her; don’t have children, for fear that no one will support you when you get old.

It’s difficult for men too.” 10. I went and dropped my phone in the toilet. I was poor and had no money to buy a phone. I salvaged it, dried it, and continued to use it. I found that the Internet speed was much faster than before! 11. My boss asked me, “Are you okay after get off work?” ?

Invite you to have a meal together?

"I said; "Okay!

no problem!

". The boss turned to the secretary and said: "Xiao Liu, order an extra fast food, they will work overtime tonight.

” 12. If you have a lot of homework, you can play cards with papers: “Mathematics for children”, “I’ll do three Chinese languages”, “I’ll do comprehensive science!”

"I can't afford it" "I can't afford it" "I can't afford it" "Three English, I'll run away first" 13. According to the latest research by scientists, one hundred men participated in the experiment. After each person drank twenty bottles of beer,

Everyone became extremely talkative but illogical, cried easily, acted impulsively, their driving skills declined, and their weight increased. Therefore, scientists concluded that beer contains trace amounts of estrogen. 14. One time my best friend drank too much!

He rushed into the men's room carefully, and in front of the panicked faces, this guy pretended to be calm and shouted loudly: "What are you afraid of!

I didn’t bring a ruler~~~” 15. Late at night, my husband didn’t come home. My daughter anxiously called her mother: “Mom!

If he hasn't come back yet, there must be another woman!

"My mother comforted me softly: "Silly boy, be good, don't think about the worst, maybe you were in a car accident!

” 16. Being busy, making money is difficult, annoying, spending money, working hard for a whole month, and spending it all in a few days. If not for good performance, you have to live on old food. I have struggled for decades, just to marry a bride. I wish you all the best.

You are busy. Your career is prosperous and your wallet is full. 17. The child came to his mother crying, and the mother asked: What's wrong? Child: Dad accidentally hit his finger with a hammer. Mother: Why are you crying?

: Because I just laughed. 18. When I went to the toilet, I saw Brother Kun polishing his shoes frantically, cursing, and asked with concern: "What's wrong, Brother Kun, who messed with you?"

Brother Kun complained: "Damn it, kids nowadays are so clingy!"

So annoying!

The host was shocked: "Aren't you single?"

Where did the child come from?

Brother Kun smiled strangely: "Newborns can't do it!"

” 19. Making money is as quiet as a virgin, spending money is as fast as a rabbit; making money is as slow as a mouse, and spending money is as fierce as a tiger; making money is hard work, and spending money is endless; making money is a waste of time, and spending money is a romantic person. In fact,

Think about it carefully, why make money if you don't spend money, so I hope you can be happy with your earnings and spend your money happily! 20. A frog called the pastor and asked about his fate. The pastor said: "Next year, there will be a young girl.

Will come to know you.

The frog jumped up happily: "Oh, really?"

Was it at the prince's wedding?

The pastor said, "No, it will be in her biology class next year."

21. I was waiting for the bus at the bus stop in the morning. There was a man and a woman standing next to me. They were talking affectionately. The woman suddenly said, "Are you strong in limbs?"

The man said, "Don't I have well-developed limbs?"

” 22. I ordered a couple’s set meal with a best friend, but when I went to the restaurant I was told that it could only be enjoyed by couples. My best sister grabbed my hand, turned her head and popped her mouth on me.