Hello everyone, I am here to tell you a joke again.

Let me start by telling you something. Many people probably don’t know that "jokes" are on the second batch of national intangible cultural heritage lists. You can’t believe it. It seems incredible, but it is true. If you don’t believe me, go search this list.

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I really recommend that you read more jokes, maybe you can get some inspiration, or just laugh.

Take a look at the jokes and face life with a positive attitude.

Let me first take a look at the general table, which mainly contains statistics on joke standards, categories and quantities.

Let’s take a look at the 72 subdivided jokes for boys’ games (6) 1. I was so miserable that I called my buddy: What are you doing?

Dude: Look after the kids.

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Me: Where is my sister-in-law?

The buddy sighed weakly: playing DOTA.

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2. It depends on fate. My little nephew is eight years old and loves to play Honor of Kings the most. I am twenty-four and want to play too. As a result, I found that you need to be mentally prepared to play this game. Five people can play together, because you don’t know who you are.

When did my teammates get dragged away by their mother to do their homework?

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Don't be angry, it all depends on fate.

3. It’s okay. My parents said that I always play violent and bloody games. Then you will commit a crime in reality... Just when I don’t know how to defend myself.

The sister on the side said: It's okay. I often play pick-up games, and I haven't seen him get a girlfriend... 4. I remember that the first time I played CF, I encountered a cheater. I spent a long time scanning with AK.

Not dead, the bullets were about to run out, and he suddenly said: "Brother, don't shoot, I am a teammate." 5. Protecting the university dormitory A buddy just started playing Dota, and went up to the platform to play against others, and got scolded...

One time, he gave out a blood as soon as he went up. Someone scolded him again, and then he replied: You guys are really good at playing.

Then a miracle happened. All four teammates surrounded him and protected him from dying.

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6. Motion sickness. I have recently fallen in love with racing mobile games. I played Asphalt yesterday and spent the whole afternoon playing it. Suddenly my head felt dizzy.

I thought to myself: Damn, what is going on? I just lay on the bed.

At this time, my roommate saw it and asked: What's wrong?

No more playing?

I calmly replied: MD, I’m motion sick!

The roommate was in a mess.

Basketball (6 items) 1. The possession test is about to take place... Asking for Kobe Bryant's possession, he scored 81 points in a single subject.

Please be possessed by Team Rocket and fail 22 subjects in a row.

Please be possessed by Tracy McGrady, damn, you can score 13 points in 35 seconds.

2. In a girls' basketball game at Xiaochang High School, a girl grabbed a rebound in her own backcourt, got up and shot into her own basket, but failed. She grabbed the rebound again, and shot again, but still failed. She grabbed the rebound again, and shot again.

bingo!

The referee and all the spectators outside the field burst into laughter.

3. When I got home, I went to the sports center to play basketball with several brothers every week. Today, we went to the "battlefield" with the ball as usual.

This time some good players came, and they shot again and again, and the brothers were completely beaten.

I sat in the audience and watched it, feeling angry in my heart. I kept thinking about ways to save our face.

Finally, I clenched my fists, threw off my jacket, walked quickly forward, and shouted to the court: "Give me the ball back, I'm going home..." 4. Poster of a college basketball game, the previous champion

The history team and the computer team entered the finals.

Before the game, posters are put up to boost the reputation.

The Department of History said: "History has proved that history has amazing similarities!" The Department of Computer Science said: "Public opinion has recognized that computers will rewrite history." 5. Before the 1996 draft, Kobe Bryant went to the Lakers for a tryout, and the general manager asked: "You

What's the biggest characteristic?" The 18-year-old Kobe said proudly: "I'm not afraid of death when I play!" The general manager nodded secretly and then traded him for Divac.

Many years later, we learned that what Kobe said was: "I don't pass when I play basketball!" 6. Zhengyi was playing basketball yesterday evening. The opponent had a fat brother who was forty years old and weighed about two hundred pounds.

I was fighting for a rebound with him. He jumped up to grab the ball and stepped on my instep when he landed.

I watched helplessly as he threw the ball in again. After he finished, he turned around and said to me, "Young man was so generous and didn't pull out your foot." I gritted my teeth in pain and said, "I pulled it out, but I didn't pull it out.