001. A hunter was chasing a pig in the forest. When he was nervous, the pig shouted: Yunyun, Yunyun!

The hunter ran away in a hurry. At this time, the pig sighed and said: Ah!

Fortunately, I know a lot of people.

002. Little brother, please excuse me.

I have a question for you. Is the English word for pig "PUG"?

003. The dog is a mathematical genius who chases meat buns in a straight line, the pig is a gourmet who uses dog poop as dessert, the cat is the king of love songs, and the sheep is a hairdresser who perms his hair into curls.

You're better than them especially with your appetite.

004. Tonight, the animals in the zoo have a party, orioles sing, peacocks dance, orangutans and elephants perform skits, tigers and cheetahs talk cross talk ----- Hey, stupid pig, it's your turn, what are you still looking at?

005. You and hundreds of friends held a demonstration, demanding to improve the living environment, improve supporting facilities, and build more playgrounds.

The next day, the government issued a new decree: vigorously rectify all pig farms!

006. When guests come to Africa, they are called hackers.

Expressing one's emotions is called being in heat.

Vomiting after drinking is called drunkenness.

If someone dies in an accident while driving under the influence of alcohol, he should be called drunk and deserve to die.

There are pigs just like you, so they are called pigs and so on!

007. Every time the wind and rain are miserable, I am the one who cares for you. When there is famine, I will bring you food. Your honest and honest expression makes me excited. In fact, raising a pig is quite a sense of accomplishment!

008. Leader’s dinner speech: Rabbits (comrades)!

Today's meal was originally enough for the dogs, but because the pigs fed (you) too much, it was not enough for the dogs.

... 009. Someone said that you have a housing crisis. I almost got angry with him. If you don’t know the inside story, don’t make blind suspicions. How could there be a housing crisis?

The pigsty you live in... can be considered a conjoined villa. 010. You are the best. I start to miss you again, and I will never be angry with you anymore. Moreover, I feel that my love for you is deepening every day.

That's because someone told me... the price of piggy has increased: you are valuable again!

011. Did you eat enough today? Did you sleep well? Will it be cold late at night? I really want to stay by your side quietly. I know you never take care of yourself. Whenever I leave, you will jump out of the pig pen.

Jump out. 012. Although you have the appearance of a human but only have the IQ of a pig, it is not your fault that you are mentally retarded, but it is your fault that you often lower other people's IQ by asking mentally retarded questions.

013.Dear, do you know?

You have lost a lot of weight recently!

I see it in my eyes, but it hurts in my heart. The New Year is about to come, but your body is worrying... Who doesn't want to kill a few more pounds of pigs?

014. You are happy so I am happy, I am happy so you are happy, I am sad because you have lost weight, my hands are thin because you are sick, I laugh because I am strong, and I am rich because I sold you~~

~~~Little Piggy!

015. If autumn leaves, I will wait for you in the snow; if the world leaves, I will wait for you in heaven; if you leave, I will miss you in tears; if I leave, I will let him take care of you.

You, his pig-raising skills are not bad, really!

" 016. It's time to say goodbye to you. Seeing the innocence on your face, my heart breaks. Why did I really choose, but then give up in a hurry? I really wanted to keep you by my side, but my mother said

“Pigs are not allowed to be raised in cities!

"Haha 017. I will build your happiness. I will make up for your confusion. I will satisfy your greed. I will make concessions to your willfulness. I am the only one who cares for you. Why am I a pig farmer?

Professionals! Well, feeding a pig is not easy! 018. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven piglets are showing off their bellies. One of them is missing and it makes people anxious. The pig doll is looking around. It turns out that the piglets are too naughty and are hiding in the dark.

In the corner, he is using his little pig's trotters to open his mobile phone and read the message. -------The boss of our old dormitory sent it to me. 019. Please stop reading and turn off the phone. There is really nothing interesting to read.

Yes, please, do you really want to see it? Don’t you regret it? Okay, this is what you asked for, you are a pig! 020. You are very elegant, walking over from a distance, with a bright smile and a healthy look.

Your skin and gentle heart make people envious of you for having a pair of holy wings. I’m so dizzy~In this world, even pigs have become angels~vomiting blood. During those days, we walked quietly on the road in our hometown, you.

The villagers bowed their heads shyly. When they saw you, we all praised you: Hey, you are beautiful and clean! They also praised me: Good boy, you come out to herd pigs at such a young age! 023. My dear, do you know that you have lost a lot of weight recently?

I see it in my eyes, but it hurts in my heart. The New Year is about to come, but your body is worrying... Who doesn’t want to kill a few more pounds of pigs? 024. The moment I made up my mind to leave,

Your helpless crying and heartbreaking pain behind me made me realize in an instant how much I love you. I turned around suddenly and cried, hugging you tightly: I won’t sell this pig! 025. One pig!

The cricket made a bet with the pig: If I jump into the grass, you won't be able to see me. The pig said, "What if I can see you?" So the cricket jumped into the grass.