● My neighbor forgot his key, turned it over from my balcony, found the key in the house, turned it back, and then opened his door. What is even more amazing is that I met on the balcony from beginning to end and didn't feel anything wrong. Alas, our heads must have been squeezed through the same door.

● One day, I found that my mobile phone was missing. I searched my bag and every corner of the house, but failed. I sat down on the ground in dismay, took out my mobile phone from my pocket, and sent a short message to everyone: I lost my mobile phone

● Once we were playing mahjong and the power went out, we lit a candle and continued to play. Later, someone was too hot and shouted, "Hey, turn on the electric fan." Everyone urged, "No, no, the candle will be blown out. ● When cooking at noon, my mother gave me a pot of carrots: "Go, cut the carrots into diced meat!"

● I remember once buying a fruit called Elizabeth. I opened my mouth and said, Boss, how much is Shakespeare? The boss stayed on the spot

● Having a drink with the leaders and others, he raised his glass and loudly said, "Let's die together!" At that time, my brain was too hot

...

● I went to the market to buy vegetables and prepare for a dinner party. A Korean friend bought lettuce for 2.4 yuan. He gave all his change to the vendor, and he was still short of a dime, so he said to the vendor-

"I gave you all my hair, so I have no hair."

The peddler was speechless for a long time and replied-

"I don't want your hair."