1, the amount of scholars! Well, that smart, capable and cheap scholar!
The rivers and lakes are always deeper than you think.
3, the palm refused. Don't you dare play double standards with me!
4, no feeling is no feeling, or no feeling!
5. It is enough for the audience to understand. Really, people have understood.
6. Take me away, son.
7, virtuous, nothing at home.
8. Oh, my God!
9. You don't have a long head, or your head will be moldy!
10 Help me take care of my uncle's third niece.
1 1, your moon cakes are really unique in the world of moon cakes, but they are everywhere in the world of steamed bread!
12, I see your stupidity and want to be barbaric.
13, I was like you two months ago. Two months later, you are just like me.
14, my mother, may affect my career!
15, your moon cakes are really unique in the world of moon cakes, but they are everywhere in the world of steamed bread!
16, when you want to swear, think like this: The world is so beautiful, but I am so grumpy, which is not good, not good.
17, (to the scholar) You just have to live well, stay there if you have nothing to do, spend less effort and eat less.
18, standing in heaven and watching hell, life is like a sitcom, standing in hell and watching heaven, who are you working for?
19 Mr. Lang, are you hungry? If you are hungry, let me know, Yu Xiang, and I will fry your intestines.
20, you adults don't remember the villain, the prime minister can punt in his stomach, cold comes and summer goes, and both husband and wife also.
2 1, my brother misunderstood, and my girlfriend thought this way when she was mad: my brother is like a centipede's hands and feet, and a woman is like a winter coat.
22. God, you have myopia, astigmatism, glaucoma and presbyopia. Why don't you have retinal surgery?
23. If a person makes me feel grateful, I will dedicate my life to him; If a person touches me, I will give myself to him!
24. Well said! In fact, whether it is food or the highest state of life, it is between right and wrong, and between light and salty!
25. No matter how high the martial arts are, no matter how wonderful the plan is. You may not be a good catcher. People in rivers and lakes can lose a kind heart for everything.
26. When working overtime, think like this: No matter how tired and bitter, consider yourself a 250; No matter how difficult it is to take risks, just think of yourself as a two-faced person.
27. If you offend your wife, say: Your adults don't remember the villain, but the Prime Minister can punt in his belly and both husband and wife go home on cold nights.
Article 28 of the Family Law: It is forbidden to go near all places with water, including the supports of wells, without an adult. Violators will be fined and advised to study again.
29. I haven't stolen a saint for many years.
30. You tore the goose's heart, you tore the goose's liver, and you tore the goose's life.
3 1, in recent years, Russia has never accused the government or the society!
32. Bring us the treasure of Huashan School. Tomato string
33. Ruthless, shameless and unreasonable.
34. There is someone above me!
35. Help me take care of my brother's wife's sister-in-law!
36. Oh, my God. Can't I change what she likes about me?
37. Zi said: Knowledge is power! (The scholar said! ! )
38. This is the voice of a catcher.
39. Jade is not a tool, but a dutiful son is born under a stick.
40 years old, very slim.
4 1, no matter how hard and tired you are, treat yourself as 250, no matter how difficult it is for you to take risks, treat yourself as a two-faced person.
42. Brothers are centipedes' hands and feet, and wives are winter clothes!
43, very, very special!
44, average, average, Hong Kong sister third!
45. Wowotou is in his hand, and there is not a drop of oil on the plate.
46. My uncle is a magistrate of a county. If you have a problem with me, you will have a problem with my uncle. If you mess with my uncle, you will mess with the court. Everybody keep a low profile! Avoid being conspicuous
47. Once you open your mouth, you will cut your leg the second time, and you will become a ghost under the knife the third time.
48. Your handwriting is too thin to celebrate. I'll let you write when I get to Tomb-Sweeping Day!
49, provoke not, I bully her to death? (takes out the mirror) Make up your makeup first.
50. The world is so wonderful, but I am so grumpy! This is not good, not good!
5 1, you tear the goose's heart, you tear the goose's liver, and you tear the goose's life.
52. If you can't forget, don't forget! It's a pity to throw away such a beautiful memory.
No matter how hard and tired you are, you should consider yourself a two-faced person if it is difficult and dangerous.
54. In spring, silkworms will weave until they die. Every night, candles will drain the wick, and a thousand ships will cross the Chung Shan Man.
Tong Xiangyu (to Mo Xiaobei): Do you know why she can't get married?
56. My surname is Huang, the grass is yellow, Huang is Huang Doudou Dihuang, and the beans are Huang Doudou Didou.
In the past few years, Russia has never accused the government or complained about society!
58. Hungry love is you! Why don't you know? Hungry and sad.
59. Ji Wuming: Are there any thieves like you? Stealing and cleaning other people's houses.
60. Who cares about you? I care about my pillar and my room. Just renovated for half a year.
6 1, Tong Xiangyu: A woman's happiness is to marry a man and serve him all her life.
In an emergency, can you insert a chicken feather in the letter? This is obviously a trivial matter.
63. Be worthy of being the fifth generation master. Well said! Say it? Hero? The theme!
64. The shopkeeper said to him, "Whoever marries you is doing a good deed.
65. When you are envious, you are hungry, you are hungry, you are hungry. Hunger just worships you.
66. For tomorrow, let's Qi Xin join hands and embrace the rising sun with open arms!
67. From now on, the rag will never leave your body and the broom will never leave your hand. This is the new store rule. Please write it down.
68. If you don't bloom your peach blossoms all over the sky today, you won't know who your aunt is in love with!
69. There is still a long way to go in Xiu Yuan. I will walk up and down, east and west, south and north, and I will be an invincible white man.
70. The judge is a little thirsty and wants to go to the toilet.
7 1, it's a long way, and it's Xiu Yuan. I will go up and down, east and west, north and south, and I will be invincible white.
72. It is as fast as lightning.