a very oily and sultry earthy love story

1. "Can I carry you?" "Why do you want to carry me?" "Because you are my whole life."

2. "What do you want to order for lunch at noon?" I don't know "I know, you should call it a boyfriend"

3. "My bed is neither too big nor too small" What do you want to express? "It's just right for you to sleep"

4. You are the wind, I am the sand, you are Hami, I am the melon, you are toothpaste, I am the brush, you don't love me, I commit suicide.

5. "I want you to look at the first three words of this sentence."

6. I heard that my husband has a good family, and my daughter would like to hear more about it for the rest of her life.

7. "Mom, I love you. How do you say it backwards?" "Do you love me?" "Yes."

8. "You are so homely." "No." "But you stayed in my heart and never moved."

9. "I have a little hypoglycemia recently." "What's the matter?" "Because I haven't seen you for too long."

1. "I hope you can get out of my heart." Why "hit the wall and roll into my bed"

11. "I am not only considerate to you, but also good at understanding people's clothes."

12. I liked you yesterday, I like you today, and I have a hunch that I will like you tomorrow.

13. "My three views are incorrect and crooked"? "Well, it's all in your favor"

14. "You know who you are." Of course I am myself. "No, you are the mother of my baby son."

15. Do you know where the coldest place in the world is? Where? Antarctica, the North Pole? No, there is no place for you.

16. "I know three people who like you", "Who" and "Me, Me, Me"

17. My mother said that when I grew up, I would marry you.

18. "Do you know the difference between you and the stars?" "What's the difference?" "The stars are in the sky and you are in my heart."

19. hasn't my order arrived yet? What is it? Our future.

2. On my way home to buy oysters, all the oysters jumped out of the bag and got into the soil. So this is called oyster liking mud, oily and sultry. Text 2

21. "You are in my mind", huh? "no more, no less, just 86,4 seconds a day"

22. "Actually, I am a recidivist" "What recidivist?" "I like you"

23. I'm looking for a horse. What horse? Your wechat number.

24. It is said that marriage is the grave of love, but since I met you, I am willing to turn this cemetery into a garden.

25. In your life, there will at least one time that you forget yourself for someone, asking for no result, no company, no ownership or even love. I just want to meet you in my most beautiful years.

26. If you go to a place, there are no doors or windows. Don't worry, you are in my heart.

27. liking you is a very troublesome thing, but I just like getting into trouble.

28. Do you have a map? I got lost in your eyes

29. It was the most beautiful encounter in my life to hit it off with you. Making a promise with you is the most eternal scenery in my plain years.

3. "Are we friends now?" "Yes" "Not after that, because you are my girlfriend";

31. "Will you stop talking?" "I didn't." "Then why is your voice all over my head?"

32. Neither the earth nor the sun is the center of the universe, but you are.

33. Do you know the biggest difference between you and a monkey? Monkeys live in caves and you live in my heart

34. "I = female, and your girlfriend = female, right?" "Right" and "So I = your girlfriend, right"

35. I'm sure to lose if I play hide-and-seek with you. Because I can't hide my love for you.

36. I'm as sure as a gun, except for a kiss.

37. It's really beautiful. In the fireworks rain that day, I said I would marry you in a floral dress.

38. "Dare not gain weight" Why? "I'm afraid you are too small-minded to let me go"

39. "Where are you from" "Hangzhou" "No, you are my sweetheart."

4. "Can you play the guitar?" "No" "How did you strike a chord with me?" Very oily and provocative earthy love story (3

41. "Maybe I'm a bad person"? "But I will get better as long as you kiss me"

42. "I have to buy you a compass" and "lest you be too used to being lost by me"

43. My hand is scratched, so you can scratch it, and we will be husband and wife.

44. Do you smell anything? No, the air is sweet when you come out.

45. "Can I tell you a lie?" "What" and "I don't like you"

46. "Can you smile?" "Why?" "Because I forgot to add sugar to my coffee."

47. I love this snack! ! There is one in the school canteen, so it's called purple potato for you.

48. Only state officials can set fires, and you are not allowed to leave me.

49. It is sweet to be near Zhu Zhechi.

5. The blazing temperature of the palm is the proof of loving you, and the frequency of heartbeat is the proof of loving you.

51. The firecrackers rang again on the 3th night, but I didn't think as much as you did.

52. Smoking is harmful to health. Love me and prolong life.

53. Today, my classmates "What do you belong to", "Tiger" and "No, you belong to me"

54. I like your white hair. Why? Because I can wait for you to turn white.

55. No matter whether others chase you or you chase others in the future, I won't stand in the way. I will only stretch my foot to trip you up and let you fall into my arms.

56. "You are so perfect, but you have one shortcoming." "What shortcomings?" "Disadvantage me"

57. "Do you know why I am taller than you?" I don't know "I'll carry it for you because the sky is falling"

58. I tell you, when I think of you, I smile on my ugly face. And when I am quiet, you emerge from my heart, just like Aphrodite emerges from the waves.

59. I want to ask a way, the way to your heart.

6. I stood there, watching you smile at me, and suddenly felt that life was a hundred years, but that's all; Things have changed, in a few moments. 1. This is the back of the hand, this is the instep, and this is my baby.

2. "Will you shut up?" "I didn't speak." "Then why is your voice all over my head?"

3. I want to be with you, even if there are thorns all over the front, even if ten thousand people stop me, even if I have white hair.

4. I am super cool, but if you chat with me, I can be cool for a little while.

5. "What do you want to order for lunch at noon?" I don't know "I know, you should call it a boyfriend"

6. "I'm not only considerate to you, but also considerate to others."

7. "Have you gained weight recently?" "No." "Then why do you weigh more and more in my heart?"

8. "I faint when I see you every day" Why? "I am fascinated by you"

9. Stop eating candy and kiss me, my mouth is sweeter

1. "Do you think there is anything special about my hand?" "Not special." "It's certainly not special that you haven't led them."

11. I'm as sure as a gun, except for a kiss.

12. What do I think? "I think I was born to meet you"

13. I don't want to hit the south wall, I just want to hit your chest.

14. let's play Woodenhead. don't move. ok! I lost my heart

15. Do you know what my biggest weakness is? It's your fault.

16. What time is it? Hurry up. No, it is the starting point of our happiness.

17. "I am a lovely girl." "Huh?" "You are cute."

18. The blazing temperature of the palm is proof of loving you, and the frequency of the accelerated heartbeat is proof of loving you.

19. May is the day and night when I miss you.

2. once climbing to the top of the peek, one would see, I hold you in my arms. Chapter 2

21. "Guess what I want to drink?" "I don't know." "I want to take care of you."

22. "I just watched a movie with the same name as the person I like." "What movie" and "Your name"

23. Don't let me see you again, or I will like you once.

24. Only state officials can set fires, and you are not allowed to leave me.

25. Do you know the difference between you and the stars? The stars are in the sky, and you are in my heart.

26. You have spring and autumn in your eyes, more than all the mountains and rivers I have ever seen and loved.

27. It's not that I'm persistent, but that you deserve it.

28. Are you tired? Not tired, but you've been running in my head all day.

29. Why do I have toothache and tooth decay? It's impossible. I don't eat sugar, but I'm sweet.

3. I don't have a story. Only this heart that loves you, I'll be worried if you go away. Look, is my whole person yours?

31. What kind of noodles do I want to eat?

32. Do you know what is in the lover's eyes? Xi Shi? No, it's you ...

33. "I only want one thing from my boyfriend" and "it must be you"

34. "Guess whether I like drinking or playing king" or "playing king?" "no, I love you"

35. "I want to buy a piece of land from you." "What land to buy?" "Buy your unswerving heart."

36. "If people have tails, it's a little embarrassing to say so. Because when I am with you, I think I can't help wagging my tail. "

37. "I'm a little afraid of you" "Why?" "Because I'm afraid of my wife"

38. I stood there, watching you smile at me, and suddenly felt that life was a hundred years, but that's all; Things have changed, in a few moments.

39. It was the most beautiful encounter in my life to hit it off with you at first sight. Making a promise with you is the most eternal scenery in my plain years.

4. "I drink sugar-free drinks. Do you know what sugar you are suitable for?" "Slight sugar bar" and "No, it's my chest". Do you know why I always lose? Because I lost to your tenderness. Do you have a lighter? "Sorry, I don't smoke" Then why did you ignite my heart?

43. "When will you pay the rent?" "Why should you pay the rent?" "Because you have lived in my heart for a long time?"

44. There are three thousand floating bodies, and I love three, Sun Moon Qing. The day is the morning, the month is the evening, and the Qing dynasty is the morning and evening.

45. I'm really a playboy, and I like you and everyone.

46. I'm getting less and less like myself now. Then what do you look like? Like your husband

47. "Do you know when food tastes best?" "Eat while it's hot?" "You feed me."

48. How many times do I have to repeat it? Skills of covering questions: choose short if you are short, and choose long if you are short. If two things are long and two things are short, choose B, and the uneven C is invincible. I choose you out of all your choices.

49. The world will not be gentle with you, and God will not take special care of you, but I will.

5. "I'm missing a necessity" and "What?" "You"

51. "Your existence is like air" What do you mean? "I can't live without you"

52. Me: "Are you tired?" You: "Not tired." Me: "But you have been running in my heart all day."

53. You must have been a carbonated drink in your last life. Why can I bubble happily when I see you?

54. I want to buy a piece of land from you. What land? I am dead set on you.

55. "Smile at me. How can I sleep at night unless you smile at me? "

56. Peggy Piggy, I deserve you

57. "Everyone says I have three incorrect views." "ah? Why? " "Well, it's all in your favor."

58. "I hope you can get out of my heart" Why "hit the wall and then roll into my bed"

59. "Happy Mother's Day" I'm not a mother yet "You are the mother of my future child"

6. There is no forest in my heart. Would you like to be the only sand sculpture on my beach? 222 High-level sexy love story (selected 6 sentences)

222 High-level sexy love story 1

1. Feel the fabric of my clothes, is it your girlfriend's material?

2. My biggest weakness is my weakness. 3. Where do I want to go? Fuck you!

4. once climbing to the top of the peek, one would see, give you a hug

5. "Do you know what to get by drilling wood?" Fire "no, marry you"

6. Your appearance is like secretly adding a sugar in a day as light as boiled water.

7. It is sweet to be near Zhu Zhechi.

8. Are you nearsighted? Then why can't you see that I like you?

9. "Cute is not a long-term solution, but cute me is a long-term solution."

1. I'm as sure as a gun, except for a kiss.

11. I was born stubborn, and I have a clear distinction between love and hate. From the first moment I saw you, my eyes were full of you, so I like you, not on a whim, nor because I have different opinions.

12. "I love a boy, please help me chase him." Okay, who? "the seventh word of the first sentence"

13. "Do you want to go to heaven?" How? "I adore you"

14. Recently, there is a rumor that I like you, and I want to clarify that it is true.

15. Do you know what you look like? (What person? ) my woman

16. "You must be dead" "Otherwise, how could you be a perfect score in my heart"

17. "I want to move" Where to move? "Move into your heart"

18. "Oh, I overslept" "Lazy" "No, I quarreled with you in my dream.