A humorous copy suitable for posting on WeChat Moments when eating instant noodles (Part 1) 1. I can finally eat instant noodles and still cry with the smell of pickled cabbage.

2. How to eat instant noodles without hot water? Answer: Add an appropriate amount of cold water to the instant noodles bucket and heat it in the microwave.

It’s also edible.

3. When I was poor, even if I ate instant noodles, I would eat eight flavors, and I would never repeat the same thing every day.

4. What is a perfect match? Dumplings and vinegar fried chicken and beer, coffee and milk, movies and popcorn instant noodles, and ham sausage. Let’s stay together like this. 5. If you keep eating instant noodles, your face will really get bigger. I’m getting bigger.

One lap, no, two laps.

6. I feel very painful when I think about not being able to go home this coming weekend and having to order takeout and eat instant noodles every day.

7. With you, everything is fine, whether in the village or eating instant noodles, I am happy.

8. I hope you have a good life, don’t stay up late, don’t have insomnia, go to bed on time, get up on time, eat on time, eat less instant noodles, exercise well, study hard, and think of me occasionally. 9. Someone once provocatively said that when you are on a business trip,

What should I do if I have to work overtime? I want to say that there are almost no exceptions for me. Today I also encountered this point to eat instant noodles. 10. The world is very big, big enough to hold 10,000 kinds of grievances.

The world is small, so small that a bowl of instant noodles can warm you.

11. I like eating instant noodles so much in the middle of the night. It’s so delicious. I was a fan of instant noodles in my previous life.

12. The number one beauty never comes back, Xiao Qiang wears a vulgar butterfly shirt with instant noodles. 13. I feel hungry at night and eat buckets of instant noodles. I want to increase my performance at the end of the year, but I can’t wake up during the day and I have a headache.

14. It doesn’t matter if you eat instant noodles, no one feels bad about it anyway.

Drink some wine, it doesn’t matter, no one feels sorry for you anyway... 15. Every time I secretly make a bowl of noodles and eat them in the room, my mother will smell it as soon as she goes to the second floor and say, you are eating instant noodles again, right?

A bad smell!

how come!

Why does Laotan pickled cabbage stink!

It's obviously spicy!

!

!

snort!

16. Aries people can keep up with the times because they are independent and confident.

Although Sheep may look weak on the outside, Aries people have extremely strong hearts.

With no one to accompany them for dinner, they can fill their stomachs with instant noodles, which is easy and fast.

Even without love, they can still fill their lives with work.

17. Wait until two o'clock to transfer to Lianjiang.

Eating instant noodles in McDonald's at the railway station, it felt like the waiter wanted to kill us.

Hahaha.

The customers next to us saw our instant noodles and were eager to buy them.

18. The first time I came back from get off work, I was so tired that I didn’t want to move. I ate two bananas. I was full and didn’t want to eat any more. I came up with the idea of ??eating instant noodles. It seems that I have been really tired recently!

19. Why do Koreans like to eat instant noodles so much? They must eat it in every episode. Watching a TV series makes me so hungry.

20. When taking a shower, turn the faucet to the right to freeze to death, and to the left to burn to death. Tie your hair twice, loosen three times, and eat one bucket of instant noodles until you are full and you can’t finish two buckets.

A humorous copy suitable for posting on WeChat Moments when eating instant noodles (Part 2) 21. I felt so guilty that I worked hard and tried harder, but in the end my child was reduced to eating instant noodles.

22. Last night I was hungry and I vomited immediately after eating this instant noodles. Today I’m hungry and I’m still thinking about whether to eat it.

23. Every time I think of sausages, I want to eat instant noodles, but after ordering the instant noodles, I realize that there are no sausages. 24. Instant noodles and Kangxi are here, continuing the comfortable life of the police academy, eating well and sleeping well, sleeping well in class, eh.

25. My recent life: playing games, ordering takeout, eating instant noodles, watching dramas and sleeping.

26. After brushing my teeth, I lay in bed and checked my phone. The more I checked, the hungrier I got, so I got up and ate instant noodles.

Can't eat anymore.

27. I cherish the days of eating instant noodles. I rarely eat them, so I think they are too delicious, so I take every bite carefully.

28. Gold-fishing wife: She can carry a bag of explosives on her head, her face is as freckles as a bird's nest, she wears clothes that are called sharp, her income is barely enough to eat instant noodles, her house can be filled with water when it rains, and her car needs to be driven by foot. If you fall in love with me at first sight, remember to stay.

Number comes.

29. After eating the ice cream, I will eat instant noodles immediately and they are spicy. Will it cause diarrhea? I have to wait online in a hurry because the instant noodles are getting cold.

30. People really change, just like I used to like instant noodles and braised noodles, but now I like hot and sour noodles.

31. I hate eating instant noodles~ 32. Some people only judge the quality of a celebrity based on rumors on the Internet, but forget to think that these articles were written by some people while lying down and eating instant noodles.

33. Let’s eat instant noodles together, but if I take a bite, you will never miss a portion.

34. I ate a bowl of instant noodles and so many snacks late at night that I was so full that I almost vomited.