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Quotes about making fun of your own cooking Funny quotes about your own cooking (selected 58 sentences)

1. Thoughts are like drills. They must be concentrated on one point to gain power.

2. Do you believe that I can create a dedicated person?

3. Other people’s cooking is life, and my cooking is survival

4. Only food and love cannot be disappointed.

5. Live up to the exquisiteness of delicious food in the best time.

6. There is a little woman in my family who won my stomach with her cooking skills and convinced my people with her cooking ethics.

7. Bake happiness, let the breath of happiness overflow, stir-fry wishes, let the good smell drift, and fill the dining table of life with happy meals.

8. A simple egg fried rice makes me become an immortal after eating it. I am afraid that only my wife has this ability!

9. A happy spatula creates a sweet taste. ; Pleasant seasonings create a happy taste; pleasant cooking creates a happy meal.

10. Great ambitions begin in high school, and a brilliant life begins today.

11. The only thing in this life that I can’t afford to put down is chopsticks.

12. A pair of skillful hands interprets the colors, a big spoon stir-fries the sweet and sour, a face of enthusiasm shows off youth without regrets, and a high hat is my evaluation.

13. A five-star hotel chef? He would definitely not dare to show his teeth in front of my wife, and he would immediately fall asleep.

14. No matter how others are, they are all dark food, but I am a black hole food.

15. I am serious about cooking. I am born with unpalatable food.

16. The wind and waves are always particularly rough for the most capable pilot.

17. Wife, are you hiding something from me? Are you... a special chef in a five-star hotel?

18. Make a plate of blessings Four happy meatballs bring good fortune, longevity and health; make a plate of happy carrotted sweet potatoes and have endless happiness; make a plate of auspicious braised fish and bring endless good luck.

19. The greatest ideas and actions often require the smallest beginnings.

20. Delicious food is the fruit of hard work, delicious food is the crystallization of sweat, and cooking is the hype of a master.

21. The delicacies from mountains and seas, and the delicious food are just that in front of the dishes I cook.

22. There are many kinds of delicious food, and the customers have praised them countless times. It has a full taste of sour, sweet, bitter and spicy, and all the flavors of life are included in it.

23. There are many kinds of delicious food, and the family members taste them and praise them countless times. It has a full taste of sour, sweet, bitter and spicy, and all the flavors of life are included in it.

24. Sing happily while waving the kitchen knife, dance with joy and smile happily. The plate of eight-treasure longevity cake is filled with happiness, and I am happy with a spoon and shovel in my hand.

25. Even if the whole world is your enemy, delicious food will always be on your side.

26. The highest level of foodie. Seeing is eating.

27. Eating means getting fat; not eating means being greedy.

28. The chef cut vegetables and cooked them without interruption, and the knife was really easy to use in his hand.

29. Every time my wife cooks, I might destroy them all before the dishes are served. Fortunately, I restrain myself.

30. It is said that to catch a man, you must first catch his stomach. Anyway, my wife did this very successfully.

31. My wife’s cooking is so delicious... This meal should only be found in heaven, how many times can we taste it on earth!

32. I should have been hungry in my last life My belly saved the universe, and I was given a daughter-in-law who can cook in this life!

33. Chinese culture is vast and profound, and the eight major cuisines are nothing. I have eighteen ways to make laxatives

34. Love can be discussed slowly, but meat must be eaten while it is hot.

35. Show off your cooking skills and show off your skills to no one in the world.

36. I have a desire to lose weight, but I have a foodie mouth

37. In theory, I can cook any dish, in theory

38 , I use the warmth of the charcoal-grilled abalone, the warmth of the grouper on the bridge, the deliciousness of the lobster in the soup, the sweetness of the ice flower blood swallow, the swelling like the ginseng, and the breadth of the strips.

39. Some people are born with an innate talent for cooking! For example, when my wife makes vegetable and egg soup, it tastes like seafood soup!

40. Delicious food, delicacies from mountains and seas, delicacies and delicacies!

41. You can’t live up to anything but your own stomach.

42. The ideal road is always prepared for those who have faith.

43. Wife, let’s quit our jobs and open a restaurant at some point. I’ll help you, so you don’t have to worry about the business!

44. My mother won’t let me go to New Oriental, saying it’s She even cooks better with an excavator than I do

45. The happiest thing every day is to come home after a tiring day and eat delicious food cooked by my wife. I look forward to this every day. Just a bite!

46. What delicacies are not worth mentioning in front of the meals cooked by my wife.

47. I saw a pretty authoritative cooking competition on the Internet the other day. I thought it was time to sign up for my wife!

48. Speaking of you Maybe you don’t believe it, but it was the hand that moved the pot first

49. The delicious food has received praises from all over the world, and I have been diligently studying and practicing cooking skills for decades.

50. Dinner has started. My cooking skills are pretty good and it tastes good. I haven't cooked for a long time, so today I made two simple dishes and one soup.

51. If you don’t accumulate small streams, you won’t be able to become a river or a sea; if you don’t accumulate small steps, you won’t be able to reach a thousand miles.

52. It’s my wife who disrupts my weight loss plan time and time again. I can’t help it, this woman is really good at cooking!

53. After meeting my wife , what is the concept of eating out? It means eating out at home every day!

54. In the instant noodle world, do you want to eat braised, spicy or hot pot instant noodles?

< p> 55. I dare to put this sentence here. If you come to my house for dinner, my wife will not let you eat the same dishes for ten days and a half. It is so awesome!

56. Happiness needs to be stir-fried, and the aroma fills the surrounding space; worries need to be stewed slowly, and melancholy is slowly embraced with ease; happiness is like boiling soup, and the taste becomes stronger with time.

57. How should I put it? My wife is cooking. I may have just finished this meal and am starting to look forward to the next meal!

58. The boss is cooking today. He prepared a table of dishes for us with his own hands and had our first dinner together at the rich lady’s new home.