as she was walking, she suddenly said, "Oh, dear! My legs are so soft! "

Once upon a time, there was a man whose surname was Yu.

One day he was hungry, and

He ate himself ...

A classmate named Xiao Cai was walking on the road, and he was suddenly picked up ...

There was a Mr. Banana dating his girlfriend, and he was walking down the street. It was very hot, so Mr. Banana took off his clothes, and then his girlfriend. Has been pus, and turned into soybeans; The wound was scarred and finally became a black bean.

One day, bean paste bag was walking on the road, and suddenly he had an accident and his belly was broken. Before he died, he looked at his belly and said, "Oh, I am a bean paste bag."

A pair of corn fell in love

so they decided to get married

On the wedding day

One corn couldn't find another corn

The corn asked the popcorn beside him: Have you seen our corn?

Popcorn: Honey, I'm wearing a wedding dress.

One day, a medium-rare steak was walking in the street. Suddenly he saw a medium-rare steak in front of him, but he ignored him.

Why didn't they say hello?

A: Because they are strangers ..

Xiaoming has been begging his mother to let him be an artist.

His mother said, "You are still young, we will talk about it later." Xiaoming kept begging his mother.

Finally, her mother couldn't stand it, and said,

"We were born as red beans, so we can't be artists (Coix seed). You should give up.

Once upon a time, Tomato A and Tomato B went shopping together

Then one day suddenly a truck rushed out and ran over Tomato A

Tomato B pointed at Tomato A and laughed

[ Ha, ha, ha, ketchup ~]

Chocolate and tomato fought, and chocolate won.

why?

Because of chocolate bars ~

I wonder if these count ... = =. It should be a diet joke. But what about your food joke? About hairy crabs or something