1. A few days ago, I took off my earrings, took two tea sticks from the tea can and inserted them in my ears, then I forgot to take a shower or something. Today, when I accidentally touched my ear after washing, I felt that there were two soft things. When I looked in the mirror, it turned out to be those two tea sticks, which were soaked … the lying trough was soaked! What a loss! How uneasy! I wear two pieces of oolong tea to work every day these days!

2. My feet are sweaty and smelly. A few days ago, I saw a folk prescription on the Internet. Putting tea in shoes can stop sweating and deodorize, and I did it. It's a little hot today. Take off your shoes and air your feet. I was depressed when I saw the shoes. The tea leaves I put a few days ago were like boiling water, and they all spread out!

3. A man kept a guest at home for tea, but there was no tea at home, so he borrowed it from his neighbor. At this time, the water in the pot boiled away, and his wife had to keep adding water to the pot. In this way, as soon as the water is boiled, the wife will add water to it; As soon as the water was boiled, my wife tried to add water to it, and the pot was full, but the tea was still not borrowed. The wife said to him: fortunately, your friend is also an acquaintance, so just leave him to take a bath before you go!

4. On Sunday, some classmates went to a teahouse for tea. In the meantime, a colleague got up to go to the bathroom and asked the waiter where the bathroom was. Upon hearing this, the waiter said shyly, "There is no bathroom in this tea house. However, there is a public toilet on the left when you go out. We have an agreement with the janitor, just say' tea drinker' when you go in! "

5. About a buddy of mine, he went to his girlfriend's house for the first time to call on his future father-in-law. Her girlfriend specifically told him at home that her father likes tea, so I remembered it, so her girlfriend watched me at home with two 2L bottles of iced black tea!

6. I have nothing to do in the afternoon, so I can chat with my colleagues. Colleagues smiled and said, "Come on, I'll take you to drink free tea and have beautiful women to chat with!" " I asked, "Where can I get such good service for drinking tea for free?" My colleague said nothing and took me into a Mercedes-Benz 4S shop next to him. Colleagues carried a bag and asked, then two beautiful women gathered around, and then they took us in for tea and car chat.

7. The reporter went to the countryside. Seeing an old man selling tea, the blackboard said, "Drink tea that is good for people." The reporter went to the old man and asked for a bowl of tea. After drinking tea, the reporter asked, "Grandpa, there is nothing special about your tea?" Is it good for some people? " Old man: "no, this tea is good for men, women and children." The reporter wondered: "What are the benefits?" The old man calmly said: it can quench your thirst. "

8. Xiaoming's father is drunk and wants to drink water. Dad said, "Xiaoming, pour me a glass of water." Xiao Ming went to get a glass of water for his father to drink. After drinking it, his father kept scratching on the wall. After a while, my father asked Xiaoming to get a glass of water. After drinking it, my father kept scratching on the wall. Xiao Ming felt strange, and he also got a cup. After drinking it, Xiao Ming kept scratching on the wall, and his mouth was still nagging: "Mom! So hot. "