Do you know what it's like to be fat? How can you know if you haven't been fat? Let me introduce some feelings about being fat. I hope everyone likes to make fun of their fat sentences.

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Humorous sentences about fatness

Humorous sentences about fatness

Humorous sentences about fatness

Humorous sentences about fatness

Humorous sentences about fatness

Humorous articles about teasing yourself about fatness

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2. No wonder you can't lose weight.

3. clamoring for losing weight every day is just to scare the meat.

4. For the lofty thing of losing weight, we should wait until we are full.

5. See the number on the scale: I want to lose weight. When buying clothes: I want to lose weight. Meet someone with a good figure: I want to lose weight. Seeing myself in the mirror: I want to lose weight. Meet someone you like: I want to lose weight. See food: Fuck losing weight!

6. I used to be thin, and I will be thin in the future, so I will gain weight for a while now, otherwise my life will not be complete.

7. Every time I face delicious food, I tell myself, "Eating too much will kill me." But it turns out that I'm really not afraid of death.

8. Every woman who has failed to lose weight for a long time has a best friend around her who has failed to gain weight for many years.

9. losing weight is always the second most important thing in life, and the first one is to eat, drink and be good!

1. "I am fleshy, comfortable to hold, comfortable to lean against, and comfortable to hold" and "uncomfortable to look at" and talk about my fat mood.

1. I don't think it is necessary to lose weight this year, because summer will not come, and there are still four months to heat up!

2. Once upon a time, there was a fat man who heard that yoga could lose weight. God pays off! Two months later, he became a soft fat man.

3. Your boyfriend won't want you if he is fatter!

4. If I really can't lose weight, let me grow taller!

5. The cool summer is "the thought of losing weight makes my heart jam".

6. Summer is coming! I want to lose weight, I want to lose weight, and the fruit should not gain weight.

7. The most exclusive thing in the world is your flesh. No matter how you neglect it, it will never leave you!

8. I know why I can't lose weight all the time, because there is a you inside me.

9. My mother's cooking has repeatedly defeated my determination to lose weight!

1. The saddest thing is that you have a skinny figure and a plump face. Is there wood?

11. "Time has smoothed out my sharp edges and corners" and "I refuse to admit that I am obviously fat"

12. Once upon a time, there was a fat man who heard that yoga could lose weight, and God paid off. Two months later, he became a soft fat man.

13. A big stone at work can come to an end for the time being ~ I've been eating since last year or the summer of the year before last ~ My willpower is always so weak that it hasn't changed for a hundred years.

14. I want to tell you that I have been losing weight, but I haven't lost weight.

15. eat? Are you qualified to eat?

16. I heard that when a meteor crossed in the sky that day, it was very clever to make a wish. On that day, I wished to be thinner. Damn it! As a result, the meteor flew back the same way!

17. The word "losing weight" is quite distracting when it comes to wanting to be involved.

18. Although the aerobic exercise process is very tiring, the refreshing feeling after the end is still excellent. Try hard to lose weight in summer.

19. Summer is coming. Let's lose weight together. Share a fat penguin's second ha. The pot under his feet will be his job in the future. It's so cute.

2. I know why I can't lose weight all the time, because there is a you inside me. Make fun of your fat mood and talk about popular articles

1. Several people use the same key to open the same door; Several people said goodbye to the empty dormitory with the same eyes.

2. If I leave a bangs at school, I have to ask my parents. Is it because of my hairstyle that I can't get good grades?

3. When we parted, we had no lingering tears, and were relatively speechless. Look at the sunset through the peak of Wenfeng Tower and sprinkle its afterglow on the Xiqing River.

4. When you leave, tears become messages. You say, these tears can be condensed into pearls and become permanent memorials.

5. books are the ladder of human progress, and e-books are the electronic information that human beings enter.

6. I really miss being a child. When it is hot, I can go barefoot like a man.

7. When I was a child, the watch I drew on my hand didn't move, but it took away our best time.

8. Next school season, the people sitting in this classroom will no longer be us.

9. Seeing their dazzling couple, their hearts were broken all over the place, and looking at the sky, tears were scattered all over the place.

1. My mother said that if anyone bothers me when I am playing games, I will give him a bottle of Fuyanjie.

11. The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but that I am invisible.

12. as long as you sit in anything related to me, I will be happy to death.

13. don't take a person too seriously, because you may be nothing in that person's heart.

14. Reality always smiles at you cruelly, and you still have nothing to say when you turn around and stab you while you are not paying attention.

15. If Confucius can't help you solve the problem, I will help you solve it.

16. Don't argue with a fool, or others will not know who the fool is.

17. If I see you, it will be years. How can I greet you with tears and silence?

18. The first person you think of in the morning and the last person you think of at night are either people who make you happy or people who make you miserable.

19. I love my present class very much, even if it is the worst class in the eyes of others.

2. You know, I won't hesitate if I can get another year's class by handing in a blank paper that day. Humorous sentences about obesity

1. I don't even believe in punctuation.

2. Life is like a multiple-choice question. It is often the numerous options that bother you, not the topic itself. Once climbing to the top of the peek, one would see, I am the smallest among all the mountains.

3. Two farmers brag-"The chickens on our farm eat all tea leaves and lay all tea eggs", "What's the matter, our farm gives the chickens wallets and lets them lay poached eggs?"

4. If replying is a virtue, I would have become a saint!

5. I don't know much about music, so sometimes I'm unreliable and sometimes I'm out of tune.

6. Since ancient times, no one has shit, and no one has to use paper to shit!

7. Take off your clothes and you are an animal. Put on your clothes and you are devil wears prada.

8. People always want ghosts and gods to know when they do good deeds, but they always think ghosts and gods don't know when they do bad deeds. We make ghosts and gods too embarrassed. The intelligence test is to see how stupid it is.

9. Although the famous flower is taken, I'll loosen the soil!

1. I'd rather believe in ghosts than your broken mouth!

11. I always wander between cow A and cow C.

12. If something goes wrong, look for the reason from yourself first. Don't blame the earth for its lack of gravity when you are constipated.

13. It is said that men become bad when they have money. I have been a good person for more than 2 years!

14. Your name will appear in my household registration book one day!

15. pass the ladies' room three times without entering. Selected humorous sentences about losing weight

1. Have you been fat, have you lost money? You can be fat in primary school and fat in middle school, and comfort yourself that it is just baby fat for the time being. Is it too self-deceiving to comfort yourself like this when you are over twenty? You have lived for more than ten years, and obesity has torn you like a woman. You can't show your arms and thighs, you can't put on beautiful clothes, and you can't walk in front of boys with confidence and arrogance. Do you lose money as a woman? !

2. The longest love I have ever talked about is narcissism. Love yourself, no rival in love. A little quotation network

3. My life creed is: live like a grandson for decades, till you become a grandfather and then die.

4. As long as you are thin, everything is versatile; as long as you are fat, everything is useless.

5. Everyone is original when he is born. Sadly, many people gradually become pirates!

6. friends who are iron again will melt as soon as they are burned.

7. Sometimes I feel that we should all play a movie called "In those years, we girls who can't lose weight" ...

8. Six months ago, in order to urge myself to lose weight, I insisted on recording my weight every day, filling in an Excel form and generating a trend chart. Today, my colleague passed by my seat, only to see him pass by and fall back thoughtfully, and whispered in my ear, "Can you tell me which stock you are?" The trend is quite good. "

9. A woman is always strong for a few days, even if she is bleeding.

1. Life is like fighting landlords. One moment you are a gang, you are an enemy.

11. Time and tide wait for no man, first of all, women can't be spared; Opportunity waits for no one, first of all, you can't wait for a man.

12. I'm not RMB, so how can everyone like me? Humorous sentences about losing weight are recommended

1. Don't buy new clothes until you lose weight! Don't do your hair until you lose weight! You have always been a fat man who has worn the dirt of gas clothes!

2. If you want to be thin, you have to pay the price. If you can't stand it, you will continue to mix in the ranks of fat people. Anyway, there are so many fat people in the world, and you are not the only one.

3. When your desire for a good figure is far greater than your desire for food, you can successfully lose weight. You can't reduce it because your desire for beauty is not strong enough.

4. Don't wear a red down jacket, it looks like a tomato. Don't wear green either, it looks like a watermelon. Don't wear yellow, put it on like grapefruit. Don't wear white, put it on like cabbage. Don't wear black, put it on like a bear. Don't wear beige either. Wear it like a potato. Even if you don't wear anything, you look like a big steamed stuffed bun.

5. No matter how beautiful your heart is, you are a kind-hearted fat man!

6. jane doe said that he would not eat at night, but later he reluctantly bought himself a loaf of bread. I thought it was too sweet, so I bought two sausages, and my stomach was too sour. I went down to buy a pack of soda biscuits, but it was too dry after eating. I went down to a bowl of instant noodles, which was too salty, and bought a bottle of black tea. Thinking of losing weight today, I'm going to buy a bag of yogurt to drink.

7. I didn't dislike my people when I was fat. I will definitely repay you when I lose weight!

8. The saddest thing is that you have a skinny figure and a plump face. Is there wood? !

9. People who say I don't need to lose weight are all bad people.

1. I was once thin, and it makes me sad to think about it.

11. My wallet is like an onion, which makes me cry every time I open it.

12. I am proud and proud that up to now, the earth is still trampled by me.

13. Don't push me, or I will become great and get out of hand.

14. whenever I have enough to eat and drink, I will think of the serious matter of losing weight.

15. Some people test by strength, others by eyesight, and I test by rich imagination.

16. Don't give me a hard look. You think you are a palette.

17. I want to ask: we all paid money at school, shouldn't we let our teachers listen to us?

18. When you look at beautiful women in the street, if you look higher, you will appreciate them, and if you look lower, you will be hooligans.

19. It will be dark, and the road will be slippery. I don't know who is more cunning than you on the way home.

2. Being young is capital, but not working hard is worthless.

21. Fat people are always ignored by people who care about them very much, which makes them sad. What's more sad is that you have to pretend that you don't care.

22. Thin paper never knows the helplessness of fat paper standing on the scale. Fat paper never understands the desolation of thin paper being pushed down lightly.

23. Believe in yourself! You can do it! If you lose weight, you can eat like a pig! If you lose weight, you can buy clothes at will. The salesman will only say: This dress may be a little big for you! If you lose weight, you won't fail. If you lose weight, the world will be peaceful!

24. losing weight is like giving up drugs. once you take it again, all your efforts will be wasted.

25. The maternity counter is over here. Is this belly going to be born? There is no large size you want.

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