1. I just like lying on the bed. I am fat and proud! I'm lazy and proud!

2. Use up the last bit of energy on my phone to send this sentence: I am fat, I am fat and I am proud, I am fat, I am lazy and I am proud.

3. One advantage of being ugly is that you save money. No matter how much you shop, you can’t buy clothes that suit you. Yes, I am fat and I am proud. I am ugly and I am proud. After eating, I go back to sleep.

4. Weather: Frozen dog Breakfast: a large chicken leg + a sausage + a bowl and a half of rice + a cup of yogurt Lunch: a bowl of ramen + a cup of milk Before dinner, I ate a big pear + a cup of yogurt Belly dinner: chicken wings + soup + a bowl of rice. I am fat, I am proud, I am proud_I am a foodie.

5. Since I opened Taobao, I have met a lot of interesting prostitutes. Every time I look forward to reading the reviews, I won’t tolerate reviews like Jiang Zi’s, okay? I'm fat, I'm proud, I'm proud!

6. Who says fat people can’t wear white? Humph, I want to do the opposite. I am fat and proud. I am fat and proud.

7. Whether you are fat or L, you can just like it. Life is intoxicating because of its imperfections. If I am fat, I am proud. If I am fat, I am proud.

8. Say loudly that I am fat and I am proud that I am fat and I am proud. I happened to see a woman walking by in the car today and a scent of fragrance hit my nostrils. Then I thought about it and it was nothing. I also smell good. She smells like flowers and I smell like a duck. When I wanted to wear glasses for my neck, the boss lady asked me if I was nearsighted and I didn’t wear glasses. I answered yes and said it was no wonder my eyes couldn’t open. I said my parents gave me a unique one. The boss lady smiled and said, you have smiling eyes and I am beautiful now.

9. The weather is getting colder and colder. I just want to say thank you to the flesh on my body. Thank you for protecting me from the wind and rain. I am fat and I am proud. I am fat and I am proud!

10. The late-night version of Grudge appears. It’s actually not cool at all to take photos like this of yourself. It’s not just one or two people who said I gained weight. I'm fat, I'm proud, I'm fat, I'm proud. 11. I am fat and proud, I am short and proud. Eat your rice and wear your clothes.

11. What right do you, a person who eats rice into shit, have the right to laugh at someone who eats rice and turns it into meat! I'm fat, I'm proud, I'm proud.

12. I have never stopped talking about losing weight, but I keep eating and losing weight. I am so happy to lose weight. Hahaha, just talk about it. Now I am still having a midnight snack. I am fat, I am proud, I am fat, I am proud. .

13. Hum, my mother is nagging me today that I have thick legs. Hum hum, hum hum, I am fat and I am proud, I am proud of my thick legs. Thick legs do not prevent diabetes, do not burden the family, and do not burden the family with thick legs. Steady, what’s wrong when you don’t fall when you walk? What’s wrong? What’s wrong?

14. I am Xie Dami. I am fat and proud. I am fat and proud. I am the only one on the TV top.

15. Just now my mother brought me an apple and told me that if I eat it, it will make the whole day dark. At that time, I wanted to say that I am black, I am proud, I am fat, I am proud. You said what I said is right.

16. Nothing special, just sharing an experience with Xiao Rui. Everything was good before it was bad, and everything will be fine after it is bad. I have lost weight and I am proud. I am fat and I am proud. Go brush your teeth, get braces, take a shower, go to bed, wake up early, and watch the military parade.

17. I am a fat boy, I am proud of myself! I despise those who say I am fat! It’s true that a thin person doesn’t understand the sadness of a fat person standing on the scale! Fat people don’t understand the desolation of thin people being blown away by the wind! I sighed, the wind is so strong in winter, luckily it would be over if my fatness was blown away! So don’t lose weight blindly!

18. What's wrong with the fat man? What's wrong? I've provoked you to mess with you. I'm fat and I'm proud. I'm fat and I'm proud. I'm fat and I'm so good-looking.

19. I am fat and I am happy, I am fat and I am proud, I am fat and I am proud, the wonderful life is not far away__Do you believe it? Anyway, I don’t believe it.

20. Being fat is a gesture, and fat people are cute too. I'm fat and I'm proud, I'm fat and I'm proud.

21. Food follows idol. My idol is fat and I am fat too! I'm fat and proud! I'm fat and proud!

22. I am fat, I am glorious, I am proud, I am proud. I can hold a shot put and smash you without any effort. I can stand up and win the long jump and kick you away. I can break you with just my wrist. You are a role model, but you have no manners or morals. You corrupt the teaching atmosphere and exaggerate a bad academic style. You speak unabashedly and wantonly slander others. You are truly the worst example among teachers! If it weren’t for your good skills, knowledge, and special status, how could I be in need of your guidance and education!

23. People all give birth to a baby and be a hot mom, do this and that, is there any fat mom or something like that? I am fat and I am proud, I am fat and I am proud, I love it as much as I want!

24. Why do you always let me give way to you? Don’t always think that everyone will pamper you! Being fat has its benefits! I'm proud! I'm proud!

25. I am ugly and proud, and I am fat and proud, which unknowingly became my pursuit. It's not exciting, I don't know that I have fallen. Not happy.

26. What’s wrong with being short! There is no way to say that I am fat, but they also use my height as an excuse, saying that I can wear Hentiangao to go shopping. If you have the ability, you can also wear Hentiangao when shopping. 158 is the number. My parents gave it to me. I am proud of it!

27. I am fat and proud (tsundere), I am fat and proud, and I am cute! Fat is my Yu'e Bao, fat is my Hermès, fat is my Lamborghini. I'm fat, I'm proud (tsundere), I'm fat, I'm proud, I'm cute!

28. My mother caught me eating in the middle of the night, but I still managed to finish the last egg roll despite the scorn and doubts! I am fat and I am proud. I am fat and proud. I am an extremely glorious fat man.

29. Eat hard if you are not happy. There is a reason for being fat. I am fat and I am proud! I'm ugly and I'm proud! I want you to take care of it! 31. Call me fat! Did I eat your rice? Did you drink your water? I'm fat and proud! I'm fat and proud!

30. There are various people selling food on the way after school every day, and then I deliberately changed the topic to food, because I knew she was hungry, so I said sarcastically: I have food. I'm not hungry anymore! She retorted: Otherwise you would be fat! I said: I am fat and I am proud, I am fat and I am proud, I am fat and I am not hungry! She was shocked by me~

31. When others say you are fat, what do you say? Will you say like me that I am fat, I am proud, I am proud, I have big breasts and a big butt and I am good at giving birth.

32. First line: I am fat and I am proud. Second line: I am short and I am proud. Horizontal comment: People are shameless and invincible trees are dead without skin.

33. On the first day of the new semester, I have no energy. I want to sleep all day long. I am not happy. I feel so uncomfortable. I am black, I am proud, I am fat, I am proud! Funny quotes about love

1. There is only so much warmth in my life, and I gave it all to you, but you left me, and you told me how to smile at others again.

2. The Ferris wheel of happiness keeps turning, goodbye to my time and my happiness.

3. Others seem to understand the pain that you don’t understand.

4. One day I will walk away from you silently without making any sound. I have missed a lot, and I am always sad alone.

5. I quit with a high profile to fulfill your shameless happiness.

6. I forgot which day of which year, which month, which wall I carved a face on. A smiling face staring at me sadly. Will the love carved on the back of the chair be possible? They will bloom like flowers on the concrete floor in the everlasting windless forest

7. You will never be able to see what I look like when I am the loneliest, because I am the loneliest only when you are not by my side< /p>

8. You are the wind and I am the sand, you are the leather shoes and I am the brush, if you ignore me I will commit suicide!

9. I still keep my eyes open when night comes, because I see the traces you left in the moonlight.

10. This world is so imperfect. If you want to gain something, you have to lose something.

11. The only knife technique that women should practice is the knife technique for cutting vegetables. For women, this knife technique is more effective than any other knife technique.

12. Sometimes, love is also a kind of hurt. Cruel people choose to hurt others, and kind people choose to hurt themselves

13. What love is about is feeling. It’s all nonsense.

14. You are handsome, you are handsome , you are the most handsome in the world, with a cabbage on your head, a sack on your body, and a kelp around your waist. You think you are the Invincible of the East, but in fact you are the second generation of the declining gods.

15. Lilac petals are the harp of spring, playing the music of the heart on the green leaves of memory.

16. If you blink your eyes, I will die. If you blink again, I will come to life. If your eyes keep blinking, I will live and die! Please go check it out if you have a convulsion

17. When you are in love, be like a grandson, obedient; after getting engaged, be like a son, learning to talk back; after getting married, be like me, giving orders!

18. I don’t think about anything else but stay up late waiting for your call.

19. If you are willing to wait for me to reach adulthood, I am willing to accompany you for decades.

20. Giving me smoke but not fire is tantamount to teasing me.

21. Some people will always be engraved in our memory. Even if we forget his voice, his smile, and his face, the feeling every time I think of him is That will never change.

22. Those who said they would never be separated are already scattered in the world.

23. Love should be committed to each other. Only dedicated and loyal love is true love.

24. People are not cute because they are beautiful, but they are beautiful because they are cute!

25. I am a passerby that you turn around and forget about. Why should I accompany you to the end of the world in wasting your time? Funny Quotes About Eating

1. A true foodie dares to face his thick thighs and challenges his bulging belly.

2. It is cruel for a thin person to eat for a fat person; it is very fashionable for a fat person to eat for a thin person.

3. Foodies are Others are full after taking two bites, but you can still take two bites after you are full.

4. Foodies are either eating or on their way to eat.

5. For a foodie, there is nothing that a bowl cannot save!

6. For a foodie, the only thing that cannot be eaten in this world is loss.

7. If you think eating is everything in a foodie’s life, you are wrong, there is also sleep!

8. Which is more important, food or body? Foodie: Body is amazing. ?Can it be eaten?

9. The biggest worry for foodies is not having nothing to eat, but having a lot of delicious food in front of them, but sadly finding that their stomachs cannot hold it.

10. It is said that foodies will not fail the exam because foodies are too heavy to pass high math.

11. As soon as the delicious food is served, the first command in your mind is to eat rather than take pictures. Only then can you be called a competent foodie!

12. Why are there so many good food in the world? What to eat? It’s not that there are a lot of delicious things, but that everything tastes delicious to you.

13. The last words of a foodie: Just give me something else, cook me a piece of Haidilao and two waiters.

14. Every foodie is using his own body to save the economic crisis, which is amazing!

15. What is the idea of ????a foodie? If it tastes good, eat more. If it tastes bad, eat more. Eat as much as you can.

16. Foodie’s motto: Don’t work hard to eat and drink today, but work hard to find food and drink tomorrow.

17. Foodie’s Peak Spirit: Eat more, eat fuller, eat better!

18. Foodie’s motto: Just eat it!

< p> 19. Slim foodies are the best among foodies.

20. Some foodies are like foodies, but foodies are not necessarily foodies. The fundamental difference between the two is that the foodie is good at eating and the foodie is good at eating.

21. If you are not a real foodie, then you will never understand, but there is a huge difference between the two sentences "I am full" and "I am full".

22. There is no love without food. If you don’t believe me, why don’t you fall in love without asking for a meal?

23. Never ask a foodie if he has eaten. This is not a problem at all for a foodie. If you want to ask, just ask if he is full.

24. Foodies mean: when you are happy, eat delicious food to celebrate; when you are sad, eat delicious food to comfort; when you are bored, eat delicious food to entertain yourself; when you are angry, eat Delicious venting.

25. Most people who love to eat are not bad people. They pursue delicious food desperately and have no time to harm others. The perfect combination of a laughing aunt and a greedy woman, the more such women the better.

26. I don’t know whose wife is in my bed, and I don’t know whose bed my wife is in!

27. Don’t speak English in front of me in the future, okay?

28. Fuck love!

29. Everyone says I am an actor because my eyes get round when I see a pretty girl

30. Men don’t understand When you pretend to understand, women are just the opposite.

31. You can’t satisfy everyone, because not everyone is human!

32. The forest is big, and there are all kinds of birds. Society has become complicated, and there are people of all kinds. What kind of person am I? I'm just thinking about it?

33. Every woman is an angel whose wings are broken for love. When they come to earth, they can never go back to heaven, so Men need to cherish them well. I am also an angel, but when I landed, I accidentally landed face first. The reason why I couldn't go back to heaven was because of my weight. Fortunately, I still have the heart of an angel, which is kind and loving.

34. It is difficult for a rich man to be a man without money!

35. Never stop smiling, even when you are sad, maybe someone will smile because of your smile Fall in love with you.

36. During the four years of college, I always thought that I was a talent, but I was wrong, I was not! I am actually a genius!

37. In order to cooperate with this year’s China The family planning work has been successfully completed. I have decided not to have contact with friends of the opposite sex for the time being. Thank you for your cooperation.

38. The farthest distance in the world is not the separation between life and death, but when I stand in front of you but you don’t know: I love you!

39. Wearing others shoes, go your own way and let them find them.

40. I study deliberately, work deliberately, live deliberately, and live like a human being!

41. When I grow up, I want to marry Monk Tang as my husband. Eat him.

42. When mice show their power, everyone becomes a sick cat.

43. My handsomeness must have killed me!

44. She is her person in life, and her mascot in death.

45. If the sun does not come out, I will not go to work; if it does, I will continue to sleep!

46. Maybe it is not stupid for a blind man to light a lamp, but also Or a kind of wisdom, or even tolerance

47.24K Pure man! Pure!

48. Occasionally, you will feel very happy if you are silent in life, but if you are silent in life, you will feel happy. What a tragedy

49. You are truly a beauty. That is to say, you are only beautiful in the tunnel, because there are no lights in the tunnel.

50. Romance without money, I can hold your hand and walk on the beach full of white sand.

51. Squatting in the toilet, thinking about 5 million

52. Write whatever you want, just if you write it, will you believe it? What? You really believe it, why are you so naive! Classic Philosophical Funny Quotations - Funny Quotations

When will the bright moon come? I asked my roommate for a drink. I wonder if the handsome guy next door has a girlfriend?

Although I am not very handsome, when I was a child, some people praised my left nostril for being idol-like.

Mom’s advice: Girl, you must eat appropriately to lose weight!

Spring is the season when colds and emotions are most common. Some people accidentally catch a cold, while others accidentally fall in love. I belong to the former.

I was also an infatuated person, but it rained~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ and I drowned.

Money is not everything, sometimes it is necessary

I allow you to enter my world, but you will never be allowed to walk around in my world.

God, did you let summer and winter live together? ! What a hell of a weather!

Big birds can be found in any forest!

Don’t be afraid of enemies who are like tigers, but be afraid of teammates who are like pigs.

Summer is just not good. When I was poor, I didn’t even have to drink the northwest wind...

It’s up to you!

Don’t come to me if you have nothing to do, and don’t come to me if something happens.

Do you think I will watch you die? I'll close my eyes.

The reason why angels can fly is because they take themselves very lightly...

I want to fall in love early, but it is too late...

Please Don’t speak English in front of me in the future, okay?

I hope that one day I can double-click my wallet with the mouse, then select a hundred dollar bill, press "CTRLC". Then keep "CTRLV"

I am a lonely tree The tree has been standing by the roadside for thousands of years, waiting lonely, just for one day when you walk by me, I will fall for you. If I can’t smash you, my life will be in vain.

If you love me, please raise your hands; if you don’t love me, please stand on your head.

Never hang yourself from a tree. You can try it several times on the surrounding trees.

Don’t set your bank card password to your girlfriend’s birthday, otherwise it will be a lot of trouble to change it.

The happiest thing: sleeping until you wake up naturally. Counting money makes my hands cramp. The saddest thing: sleeping until my hands cramp, counting money until I wake up naturally.

Money can buy a house but not a home, it can buy a marriage but not love, it can buy a clock but not time. Money is not everything, but the source of pain.

Everyone wants to be different from others, but the result is that everyone is the same.

When we are young, we often make faces in the mirror. When we are old, the mirror is even.

A gentleman pretends to be dead to be a confidant, and a woman undergoes plastic surgery to please someone who pleases her.

If being rich is also a mistake, I would rather make the same mistake again and again.

People are afraid of being famous and pigs are afraid of being strong, men are afraid of being poor and women are afraid of being fat.

The effect of contraception: If it fails, you will become a 'person'.

Asking you how much sorrow you can have is like a group of eunuchs going to a brothel.

Sleep is an art – no one can stop me from pursuing art.

If marriage is the tomb of love, then I expect someone to bury me.

I am not a casual person. When I am casual, I am not a human being.

To be a human being, you have to be a person who hovers between cow A and cow C.

How many thoughts do you have? As far as you can, roll as far as you can

Lie down wherever you fall

Pregnancy is like pregnancy, it takes a long time for people to notice it.

Lovers will eventually get married

Your ugliness has nothing to do with your face...

If a tree doesn’t want its bark, it will definitely die; if a person doesn’t have a face, it will be invincible.

When I give birth to a son in the future, I want to name him "So Handsome." Then when people see me, they will say, "What a handsome dad."

Work, take a step back, the sky is brighter, love, Take a step back and the building will be empty.

The highest state of work is to watch others go to work and receive other people's wages.

Money is not the problem, the problem is lack of money!

When I was drunk, I refused to accept anyone, so I would hold on to the wall.

I was like a fly lying on the glass, with a bright future but no way out.

Sir, do you know? The second brother’s meat is now more expensive than the master’s.

If eating more fish can replenish the brain and make people smarter, then you have to eat at least a pair of whales...

Water If you are extremely pure, there will be no fish; if you are extremely humble, you will be invincible.

Youth is like toilet paper. You may have a lot of it, but after you use it, it won’t be enough.

Friends around me, please become famous quickly, so that my memoirs can Bestseller

A female classmate was too dark, and her boyfriend was too fair. One day in the dormitory, the venomous diva suddenly said to her: "You can't do this, you will give birth to zebras." < /p>

I have always regarded handsome men and money as dirt, and they have always regarded me this way

Don’t be lazy with me, I am too lazy to compare with you

God He said, "There must be light." I said I opposed it, and from then on there was darkness in the world.

My big name is God, my nickname is Jesus, my English name is God, and my dharma name is Tathagata...

The farmer’s three punches hurt a little

In fact, I have always been very popular: when I was a child, I was loved by everyone, but now I am loved by bitches

I am not afraid of enemies like tigers. I'm afraid of teammates who are like pigs

Go your own way and let others take a taxi (Go other people's way and let others get desperate

Rats carry knives and look for cats all over the street

As long as you work hard and poop seriously

Who is the fastest? It’s Cao Cao (not Liu Xiang). Because Cao Cao is the only one who can do it at the train station. Only when there is a long queue can you truly realize that you are a "descendant of the dragon".

Spring is here, and a group of geese are flying north, sometimes forming a B-shape, and sometimes a T-shape.

If the tiger doesn’t show off its power, you think I’m HELLOKITTY!

The donkey is going too far

The highest level of self-service: support the wall to get in, support the wall to get out. >

I have no money and no power. If I don’t treat you well, can you come with me?

Take a newspaper to the toilet. I am a scholar.

Search Google and Baidu. .

Women must be kind to themselves. Once you are exhausted, there will be other women spending your money, staying in your room, sleeping with your husband, and beating your children!

Grandpas have come from grandsons...

Get out of here as far as your thoughts go!

It’s been a long time since anyone has made cowhide so fresh. Out of the ordinary!

Boss, is money really that important to you? After talking for more than three hours, you still didn’t get a penny.

When I woke up, my god It's all bad.

If I were to become the HR manager, the first thing I would do is to promote myself to be the boss.

I spend all my time losing weight every day, and you still accuse me. Don’t have perseverance?

I won’t tell you even if I kill you

Problems that can be solved by money are not problems

After studying for more than ten years, I think. It sounds like it’s easier to get along in kindergarten!

You even believe the advertisements. Are you stupid by reading?

How can you have the energy to lose weight if you don’t eat enough?

The early bird catches the worm, and the early bird catches the worm.

Oh my god, my clothes have lost weight again!

Water can carry a boat and cook porridge.

Buying a computer but not having broadband is like having all the food and wine prepared but becoming a monk before eating.

There is a very old legend - those who can see beautiful women on XX campus will live forever

Life is easy; life is easy; life is not easy.

My name on my girlfriend’s mobile phone is “him”. After we broke up, I became “it”.

I am different from you because I am human.

I drink only pure water and only pure milk, so I am very simple.

When God gives us youth, he also gives us acne.

When problems arise, first look for the cause within yourself. Don’t blame the earth’s lack of gravity for constipation.

Boys must be poor, otherwise they will not know how to struggle; girls must be rich, otherwise they will coax them away with a piece of cake.

Destiny is responsible for shuffling the cards, but it is ourselves who play the cards!

Loving others is a kind of helplessness, being loved is a kind of posture, waiting for love is a kind of expectation, and being without love is a kind of ability.

The beauty of a woman lies in being stupid and having no regrets. The beauty of a man lies in lying and telling lies.