Selling both cloth and salt-minding more leisure (salty) matters

Disdainful and vulgar

Disdainful people

Burning paper on the grave-fooling ghosts

Putting it under the covers-being able to write (smell) and be able to fight (cover).

put it under the covers-swallow it all

open the coffin and shout to catch a thief-wronged the dead

stepping on a tightrope with a big belly-taking risks

practicing swimming in a dung jar-it's really not afraid of death (shit)

The Jade Emperor put it-grapes with a moldy look

-a bad stomach. By flattery

coffin shop business-money is needed for life or death

abduction-self-treatment (feet)

gecko lifting the door curtain

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showing a small hand

giving birth on the plane-high school students

monks chanting-menstruation

.

the dragon king let go-with an air

the coffin stretched out its hand-it costs money to die

eating iron bars to cover aluminum-unexpectedly making up the old lady's switch from the grate

full of energy

the boils of the chief tortoise-rotten rules (rotten turtle grate)

The fairy tale is extraordinary.

Talking about storytelling on the plane is full of empty talk.

I'll give you three points.

You run a dye house.

You are full of gold teeth.

You talk lies.

Blind people talk nonsense.

Blind people wear glasses.

You pretend to be better. Climbing

Long live he fell into the well-dare not bother (fishing) your hand

gouged his eyes as a judge-blind to the end

dung beetles was lying on the road-loading a car!

Toad has no hair-with its root

pig's nose forked with onions-pretend that the rice is not ripe-it's boring

Two bulls fight-the real (earned) bull is better than

yellow mud in its crotch-it's not death (shit) but also death (shit)

.

A rabbit wears a splint on its tail-a wolf with a big tail.

Boiling a ball in a paste pot-calling you an asshole, you're still full of anger.

Old proud as a peacock-being romantic

Poisoning pancake fruit-don't do this

Toad carrying a small hand on his back-ignoring local leaders

Toad crossing the street-ignoring camouflage jeep, and you're still swishing

. A complete book of afterwords:

A

A short man rides a big horse-a dilemma

A short man sits on a high stool-a dilemma

A short man sits on a high stool-he can't reach it

Then the gourd digs seeds-digs one less

Then he drills his head into the fire-holding his breath and getting angry

Then he drinks water from his middle head. )

A Dou Dang-weak

Keep lookout under the chopping board-can't fly

A nun in an nunnery-no happiness (husband)

Eat according to the old prescription-or do the same thing

Play boxing in secret-fight blindly for a while

An Lushan rises-4 children's jokes 4 Love. Think of your own happiness first, it's human. It is a fool to make others unhappy and himself unhappy.

Chop bones on the chopping board-dry and crisp

Frogs on the shore-jump at the touch

B

Eight-level workers worship their masters-strive for perfection and learn to blow at the age of 8-out of breath

The moon on August 15th-aboveboard

Eating persimmons in the middle of the night-picking soft ones

-share happiness * * * Bitter

C

Cao Cao met Jiang Gan-it was a terrible disaster

the teapot boiled jiaozi-the broken temple that was demolished could not be poured out

the bricks that came out of the kiln without god

shaped the garbage in the kitchen-trivial

D

big girl. Sharpening a knife on the belly-I had a narrow squeak

beating drums in my stomach-my heart fluttered wildly

E

I couldn't get a chicken for twenty-one days-the bad guy

F

a moth put out the fire-suicide

playing the flute on the plane-singing high-profile

playing the horn on the plane-sounding empty (thinking) G

a rolling pin blows fire-I don't know anything

a newly hatched chicken-its mouth is hard and its legs are soft

an anti-aircraft gun hits mosquitoes-it's overqualified

a dog takes a mouse-mind its own business

a dog drives a duck out-croaks

a dog has horns on its head-it's pretending to be a sheep

a dog lifts it. Umbrella-lawless

holding ice in your arms-chilling

playing the trumpet under the coptis chinensis tree-having fun in hardship

The weasel pays a New Year call to the chicken-the whistle of the train is not well-intentioned-the sound of (name) is quite loud

J

Picking sesame seeds and throwing watermelons-greedy for small and losing big

Jiang Taigong fishing-

Confucius moved-clean books (lost)

nails in his pockets-all the donkeys who wanted to get ahead

L

broke their sleeves-the lost songbook that had been idling for

playing the piano-the foot-binding of a lazy wife-smelly and long

tiger fighting- Pat flies-how dare you

pull teeth out of the tiger's mouth-seek death

Laojiu's younger brother-Lao Shi (real)

Lao Niu chases rabbits-it's hard to make

mice cross the street-everyone cries

mice chew dishes-all porcelain (words) mice meet cats-it's inevitable

. I don't know each other

Lin Daiyu enters Jia's house-cautiously

Liu Bei borrows Jingzhou-if he borrows it, he can't pay it back

Liu Bei throws a bucket-to buy people's hearts

Liu Bei's marriage-to make a pretence come true

Liu Huangshu cries Jingzhou-to scare people with tears

Granny Liu enters the Grand View Garden-and the dragon king jumps with ecstasy

. > Pockmarked parachuting-flying

Camels in the herd-superior

Ma Su used troops-exaggerated

ponytails as strings-not worth playing (talking about)

Selling bean sprouts without scales-scratching

Blind people going to the streets-defiant

Cats eat mice-it is natural. Looking at the peony in the garden-I think it's beautiful

There is a fire in the temple-I panicked

The carpenter brought a cangue-I deserve it

N

I sold the phoenix as a chicken-I don't care whether it's noble or not

I can't protect myself

P

The judge's daughter-Ghost Girl

-the grasshopper that dominates the whole country

after autumn-the ant on a hot pot that can't jump for a few days

R

running around

the steamed stuffed bun hits the dog-the sorghum that has gone and never returned

S

autumn-the old man is red

looking forward to the moon for 3 nights-there is no hope < Dung beetles moves-fuck off

dung beetles goes to a restaurant-smelly and exquisite

the birthday girl takes the pipa-the old tune often talks about

Si Mazhao's heart-everyone knows

Song Jiang's strategist-Wu (Wu) uses

Sun Erniang to open a shop-he can't get in

Sun Monkey wears a sweatshirt-half unlike people < Come to Buddha-there is a way to make

the Monkey King hear the golden hoop curse-headache

T

stolen gongs and drums-you can't

find acne in your hair-find fault (fault)

light a lamp on your head-clever

lice on your bald head-obviously

rabbits pull carts- My nephew plays lanterns-according to my uncle (old)

the tortoise eats and weighs the weight-determined

the tortoise laughs at the tortoise-each other

the mosquito yawns-what a big tone

the tortoise treats-the tortoise laughs at the tortoise-each other

Wu Dalang flies a kite. I don't like it

Onion mixed with tofu

Young monk chanting sutras

Little loach jumping at the dragon gate with a careless mouth

Wanting Jackie Chan

The boy to beat Lao Zi—outrageous

The scholar met a soldier—I can't tell

Xu Beihong's horse— Counting

Dumb people pick up gold-unspeakable joy

Death posted notices-nonsense

Ye Gong is good at dragons-duplicity

Eating lotus root with a chopstick-picking out the water in the fish's mouth

Going in and out

The moon follows the sun-excuse me

Hemp blossoms-sesame seeds fall into the eye of a needle-what a coincidence!

Zhou Yu hits Huang Gai-a willing one. A pig who is willing to die of

Zhou Yu-angry

drinks sharpening water-rust inside (show)

Pig looks in the mirror-it's not a person inside and outside

Pig's nose is stuck with onions-pretending to be a bamboo basket to draw water-smearing oil on an empty awl-sharp (p) -tinkering around

peeling garlic by the blind-talking nonsense

learning embroidery by the blind-showing off blindly

going to the street by the blind-showing the way by the blind

talking nonsense

riding a blind horse by the blind-trespassing

hiding needles in the ink-it is hard to find

cuttlefish belly intestines. No one smells

It's put in the temple-Grandpa Xun is coming

The Buddha in the temple-As blind as a bat

The horse in the temple-The bell in the temple can't be refined (shocked)

The sound is empty

Jasmine flowers are fed to camels-how much

moldy wax gourd-full of bad things. Anxious

bees fly to colorful paintings-empty joy

coal goes into the water-people who can't wash the face of coal for a lifetime

black hearts

the shopkeeper of coal shop-making money

the matchmaker has a bad mouth-it's hard to open her mouth

there is a fire on her eyebrows-her eyes are red

firecrackers are set off on her eyebrows- Bold-suffering

swinging on the eyebrows-mysterious

pinching lice on the eyebrows-winking (lice)

grinding and sleeping, turning one by one

grinding eyes and pushing porridge-pretending to be confused

Sister posting couplets-neck and neck

Mei Xiang becoming sworn brothers-all slaves < p Water-can't dry

Sparrows move-chattering

Sparrows fly into the photo studio-it's easier said than done when they meet

Sparrows fly to the flagpole-birds are not big, shelves are not small-they fly to the sugar pile-empty and happy

Sparrows' stomachs are narrow-minded

Sparrows fall into the noodle jar-paste their mouths

. The shelf is not small

Sparrows fly into the sea-without landing

Sparrows swell their bellies-so angry

Sparrows fly into the sea-without landing

Pockmarked parachuting-flying

Embroidering linen pieces-in vain

Making robes with linen bags-not this material

launching linen into the water-lemon. -two ends are empty

hemp rope is used to string tofu-I can't lift it

the electric light is pulled on the hemp rope-the route is wrong

it's packed in sacks *-I don't know black and white

embroidered on sacks-one generation (bags) is not as embroidered as the next generation (bags)

fried tofu with sesame oil-the foundation is not good.