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Pit sketch lines

Too many times in the sketch "Pit" are as follows:

1. "Sick leave is due, so I have to come." At the beginning, Director Hao took the lead, but he didn't want to go to work, so he had to go to work. It was so good.

2. "Pay attention to your words, this time you are really sick." It turns out that you often pretend to be sick and ask for leave.

3. "When you eat three bowls of rice, you accumulate food. When you eat three bowls of rice, you accumulate food." Director Hao doesn't want to go to work all day, but his appetite is quite large. Is it a real git?

4. "It's not that. I figured it was the four cakes before dinner." This guy is a super useless guy.

5. "When I talk about work, I feel stressed. When I feel stressed, my stomach hurts." Then I can only muddle along!

6. "Is the new director here? I'm here. Do you want to know him by appointment?" This can only be said by extremely old fritters.

7. "It seems that the director is also a grass-roots gourmet." Take the belly of Director Ma with a smooth heart.

8. "Don't take responsibility, don't act, don't do it, don't dare to do it, roll up your sleeves and watch", which is really good, and it makes your heart cool.

9. "I didn't do anything?" I'm surprised that I haven't done a practical thing in a year. How beautiful this day is.

1. "I'm fine. I'm an old man at work. What can a new director do to me?" The smooth operator has nothing to hide in his heart.