2. The dragon thanks the crab for cooking it, and the kindness is like the crab cooking the dragon.
3. Shiitake was walking on the road and was accidentally bumped by Orange. Shiitake said: "You don't have eyes, go to Four." Then Orange died. Because shiitake mushrooms are fungi, "if the fungus wants to die, the orange has to die."
4. I am a very easy person to get along with.
5. There is a can of tea at home that has been there for who knows how long. I just put it in the cup to make tea, and when I turned around and saw the milk, it made a loud noise! oh! It turns out it’s so loud to drink milk tea!
6. "How happy it would be if someone belonged to me" "Stop making trouble, no one is a fish".
7. One day I found a little dust on my body. I slapped it hard but it couldn’t fall off. The dust wouldn’t go away. The dust wouldn’t go away. Did you hear that? You can’t go back.
8. When the emperor returned from a private visit incognito, the empress dowager asked, "Are my sons tired from this trip?" The emperor was shocked and said, "My...my name is lilei?"
9. If you don’t even talk about love, then what are you talking about? Are you talking about getting crow’s feet?
10. If you eat pudding in summer, mosquitoes will stop biting.
11. Beautiful women’s rooms are usually messy. After all, they are beautiful women in messy rooms.
12. Going out on a rainy day is also called stepping on wet ground.
13. You can deceive me about my feelings, but you cannot deceive me about my money. I can love many people in my life, but I really can't make much money.
14. There is a group of little ducks looking at the moon, but the moon is always not round. One little duck whispered: It is not round and bright, it is not round and bright. Did you hear that? I don’t forgive you.
15. You didn’t stay up all night. What did you stay up for? Will Ollie give it to you?
16. "What should I do if the white balloon bursts the black balloon?" "Confession Balloon"
17. Xiao Wang's father is very strict and not good at speaking. I haven't written a letter to my son during my college years. Maybe this is because I am strict and untrustworthy
18. If Huang Ting can't find it, go find it---ah.
19. You don’t even think about me, so what are you thinking about? Do you want to die?
20. You don’t even hurt me, so why does it hurt? Tengger?
Zhihu’s super funny homespun love story homophone copywriting part 2 21. The day is very hot , the old hen walked to the tree to enjoy the shade. After a while, she was shivering from the cold, and accidentally stepped on a banana. It turned out that this was the chicken's cold burn.
22. Zhuge Liang: "Wind, you blow to the west" Wind: "You are like a watermelon"! ! !
23. Tell those who used to look down on me that I own a house, not rent it, it was just opened in Kings Canyon, okay?
24. The girl said to her father, "Dad, where are we going?" Her father didn't hear her, and her mother smiled. The girl said to her mother, "Mom, why are you laughing?" Her mother slapped her.
25. One day m and n had a fight, and m finally apologized, because m sorry!
26. If you don’t even coax me, then who are you coaxing, Hong Shixian?
27. Nezha asked Wukong: "Subdued demon, do you dare?" Wukong: "Love me like...like you said?"
28 .You actually have the nerve to ask me why I am single. You talk to me for three or four times by yourself. How can I not be single?
29. My friends have been persuading me to marry a rich man. It’s funny. Please stop persuading me, okay? Go and persuade the rich, I am willing!
30. I went to the dentist recently and the doctor asked me why my teeth were so badly worn at such a young age. I said that I had been grinding my teeth all these years.
31. Do you have an English name for being so bad, Paul, because Paul is so bad (Korchagin)
32. I am so idle at home that mushrooms grow , I cooked and ate the mushrooms and got poisoned. I went to the hospital and the doctor said that I was poisoned by good mushrooms.
33. When Yang Guo was poisoned, Ouyang Feng detoxified him and said to Xiao Longnu: Don’t look at me just suppressing the itch. Xiao Longnu received: Green... the green grass also becomes more fragrant for me?
34. I am a little sheep. I was sheared today and I lost my sheep.
35. Coix works as barley does, and Xiaoding does Xiaodingdang.
36. Do you like ladylike or cute style, or am I an epileptic?
37. "That girl, she has apple-shaped muscles, and her smile is natural." "What you said is that girls with Android phones have lags when they smile."
38 .I bought a piece of clothing today and I feel comfortable wearing it. Did you hear it? It’s been there all along.
39. If you forward this purple potato, the person you like will love it for you.
40. After burning firewood all day, I asked my mother what was steaming in the pot. My mother laughed and said nothing.
Could you please hand over your recipes?