Excerpts from humorous classic jokes 1. A good horse never turns back to eat grass, so a good horse always goes hungry.

2. It is said that women are like clothes and brothers are like brothers.

Looking back, I actually ran around naked for 20 years.

3. I thought that a bird could not fly across the sea, because I thought that a bird did not have the courage to cross the sea. Ten years later, I discovered that it was not that a bird could not fly across the sea, but that there was no longer any waiting on the other side of the sea. 4. Woman 1

If you cry, a man will lose.

5. The only knife technique that women should practice is the knife technique for cutting vegetables. For women, this knife technique is more effective than any other knife technique.

6. If you fall in love in college, you will regret it for four years. If you don’t fall in love in college, you will regret it for the rest of your life! 7. I want to fall in love early, but it’s too late. 8. You are the sun in my heart, but it’s a pity that it rains. You are the moon in my dream, it’s a pity.

Hidden by the clouds, you are the most beautiful flower in my heart. It’s a pity that it has bloomed. You are the Chang’e from the sky who came to earth. It’s a pity that your face hit the ground first. 9. I like people who are half-hearted: love me, have confidence in me, and love me.

I have a sense of responsibility; I am satisfied with what I say creatively! 10. When arguing with others, take a step back and the world will be brighter; when chasing your girlfriend, take a step back and the sky will be empty.

11. Women who want to please themselves will tolerate poverty if men want to please themselves! 12. Mom said it is best not to miss two things, the last bus home and someone who loves you deeply 13. Love me discount, free for the year! 14

.If you see shadows in front of you, don't be afraid, it's because there is sunshine behind you.

15. On September 1st more than ten years ago, I walked into school with a happy smile, a small schoolbag on my back, and embarked on a road of no return.

16. Wife, I miss you. I send you a text message to harass you. I really want to kiss you and hold you in my arms. I don’t know where you are at this time, so I have to keep it in my heart! 17. Man: I miss you every time.

A star sheds a tear, and this is how the ocean is formed.

Woman: I fart every time I miss you. This is how the ozone layer is formed.

18. Looking for a girlfriend: The personality is the same as you, the appearance is the same as you, the appearance is exactly the same as you, the cuteness is as cute as you, and I feel exactly like you! 19. Brother, I am here for a very beautiful girl

Boy, he and I are going to duel tonight! You can bring that StarCraft disk this afternoon, please.

20. If you have a pear, put it in the refrigerator and it will turn into a frozen pear.

21. Perhaps letting go now is the most considerate move, because you shouldn’t have any difficulties in loving me.

22. The requirements for a modern woman to find a husband: high income, medium taste, low IQ.

23. Instead of making excuses everywhere, it’s better to just say I don’t love you anymore.

24. I said that our love will last a lifetime, and he said that there may be a next life.

25. I didn’t say you were shameless, I meant that shameless people are like you.

Sharing of humorous and classic jokes 1. When I was a child, I thought good people would be rewarded, but now I know that good people are laughed at.

2. Falling in love makes people strong, but it also makes people weak.

Friendship only makes people stronger.

3. You all go to ride the Titanic, I am the one who is going to ride on Noah’s Ark.

4. The most wonderful thing in life is not the moment of realizing your dream, but the process of persisting in your dream! 5. To you, I am just an accident; to me, you are a love.

6. If you make me angry, I will eat the map. This is called swallowing mountains and rivers with anger.

7. You can’t stop loving some people just because you leave them, and you can forget them just because they disappear.

8. If you don’t experience Monday’s meltdown, you won’t know the value of Friday.

9. Love in the name of friendship, so you must learn to be patient.

10. Not everyone can make waves in my heart.

11. Smart women deal with men, and stupid women deal with women.

12. Love is art, marriage is technology, and divorce is arithmetic.

13. Winter is here, and people are about to turn into winter melons! 14. After staying among nervous people for a long time, I found that I am normal.

15. I am willing to trade a lifetime of love for the right person.

A collection of humorous classic jokes 1. Nowadays, taxis have a starting price, and women also have a starting price for marriage.

2. One slap cannot make a difference, and the damage is usually caused by two people.