One day, the bus was extremely crowded. It was difficult to get on and off. Someone wanted to get off, but a couple from out of town blocked the bus door. He squeezed hard as he wanted to get off.

I finally squeezed in behind the couple, but when the driver braked, he accidentally stepped on the husband. The husband didn't say anything, but the wife shouted at the top of her lungs, "What are you doing?"

You are crazy." A certain gentleman knew that he was in the wrong and could not speak. He remained silent and just waited for the car to come into the station quickly.

Unexpectedly, the woman refused to let go, and still shouted over and over again, "You are crazy, you are crazy, you are crazy, you are crazy, you are crazy." Mr. You endured it, endured it, and when he got off the car, he turned around and faced

The woman who was still shouting (reposted from Huasheng Forum bbs.voc.com.cn) said suddenly——————————————————————————————————————

―――――“Repeater, you!!” The whole car burst into laughter.

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2. Some time ago, I went shopping at Jiayichu Lotus. There were two foreign friends checking out in front of me at the checkout counter. At that time, the clerk asked: "Canyouspeak Chinese?", and the two foreign friends replied in Chinese, "If you speak slower,

We can understand!", the clerk then said: "Can...you...speak...Chinese?" 3. Because I have the habit of washing my hands after eating.

, do you pay attention to hygiene?

Unfortunately, one day, a classmate asked me very loudly in class: "Why do you wash your hands every time you finish eating?" I answered him inexplicably: "Wash your hands before eating and after using the toilet."

. . . "Suddenly, the whole class was silent.

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4. That was in the first grade of elementary school. Now that I think about it, it’s really... In the self-study class that afternoon, the teacher arranged for us to do homework and said: Whoever finishes the homework for the day first will win.

You can go home first! The teacher is correcting the homework on the podium!!!! I was a good student back then. The 40-minute self-study class only lasted 15 minutes and I almost finished writing because I was so engrossed in writing that I forgot that I was in class.

I thought I was at home, and I thought I was almost finished writing. (Reposted from Huasheng Forum bbs.voc.com.cn) I raised my head and shouted: Mom, I want to eat steamed sausage and fried eggs tonight (this is mine)

My favorite)! I didn’t pay attention at the time, and the teacher didn’t pay attention either and agreed: Okay! (The teacher also has a son in his family). The teacher and I felt something was wrong at the same time, and when we looked up we found that we were at school, and the two of us were

Sweat......................Then there was a wave of laughter from the whole class......So...

.The self-study class ended early, and I was laughed at by my classmates for a whole semester. 5. Once I invited a friend to dinner. After ordering many dishes, I suddenly realized that I didn’t bring my wallet at all!

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I was so dizzy, but I didn't want to say anything. The meals after that were already a piece of cake for me, and I was just thinking about how I could get through this.

Then suddenly something came to my mind. I picked up my phone and pretended to make a call. I yelled at the phone for a long time and said some nonsense about why I took my wallet away without saying a word. (At this time, my friend was already embarrassed and said that I paid.

, I’ll pay, you don’t know your husband took the wallet away, it’s okay) Just when I was feeling happy that this white lie was about to succeed, suddenly the phone rang loudly in my ear... 6

Comrades in the dormitory come from all over the world, and they inevitably talk to each other when talking. One day, a boy from the Northeast and a boy from Gansu went to buy instant noodles. The Northeast said to himself: "What does it taste like? Beef with green onions."

Let's do it!" A boy from Gansu on the side asked curiously: "What is "whole"?" Dongbei answered: "Eat, it means to eat." In the evening, the three of us went to the bathroom, (reposted from Huasheng Forum bbs.voc.com.

cn) The sewer was blocked, resulting in thousands of taels of gold inside. When the boys from Northeast China saw it, they were furious: "How can this be done!?" Before he could finish his words, the Gansu man on the side had a pale face and was retching... 7.

Last Sunday I went back to my hometown in the countryside to visit my grandparents. My uncle happened to be there too. We chatted and watched TV. When we were watching, my uncle suddenly had a stomachache. So he went to the toilet to defecate... A few minutes later

...Suddenly I heard a sentence coming from the toilet: Ah~~~~~~~~Damn it~~!!! My grandma went to the toilet and scolded my little uncle, saying: He is such an old man and he still talks dirty! Uncle!

:I’m sorry, oh my god. I was just wiping my butt. Halfway through wiping, my nose suddenly started to runny. So I naturally picked up the toilet paper in my hand and wiped my nose...! That’s what I saw

This is the most intense laughter my grandma has ever had...! 8. My girlfriend came to the hospital with me a few days ago, and I asked what was wrong. She said that her legs were a little bent, which is commonly known as O-shaped legs.

She felt that it was affecting her appearance, so she decided to go to the hospital to see if there was a solution.

Because my girlfriend has always been polite, she felt a little embarrassed. It was her first time to come to the hospital just to look beautiful, so when the doctor asked her what was going on, she said: Doctor, (reposted from bbs.voc forum on Chinese voices)

.com.cn) There is a gap between my legs.

The doctor was startled and then said: Nonsense, it’s the gentleman who didn’t meet me... 9. During the Mid-Autumn Festival when I was a sophomore in high school, my pager suddenly started beeping during class, and the teacher confiscated it.