Niu: Ah, Feng Gong. Feng: Yes, it’s me. Niu: Crosstalk actor Feng: It’s me. Niu: I really envy your job.

Feng: Don’t say that. Niu: Just move your mouth but not your hands. There will be no injuries on your body after the cross talk. Feng: You plan to let us see blood after the cross talk, right? Niu: My work cannot be compared with yours.

Feng: What? Niu: We were beaten black and blue every three days. Feng: Oh, you participated in boxing.

Niu: You are so old that you are risking your life.

Feng: Confrontation is strong.

Ox: The risk is too great.

Feng: Then you can see the spirit! Niu: Be worried and fearful.

Feng: Just get used to it.

Ox: Afraid of being caught.

Feng: Hide quickly.

Niu: If someone catches you, you'll be beaten to death.

Feng: Then the opponent committed a foul.

Niu: He doesn’t care about you.

Just a few days ago, six young men hung me up and beat me, cursing me while they were beating me.

Feng: Why did you scold me? Niu: I asked you to steal the wallet! Feng: Oh, you are a thief? Niu: Look at how a cultured person like you speaks so harshly, what do you mean by a thief? Feng: That should be

Call you——Niu: Pay the bill! Feng: Isn’t this different from this? Niu: I’ve had enough.

In order to steal this little thing, I huddled around secretly all day long.

Trembling and frightened, living in secret is not cool at all.

I've had enough. I regret how I became a thief? Feng: That's great if you understand: Why not commit robbery on the road? Really, if you're caught committing robbery on the road, you'll be killed, so as not to suffer so much.

Feng: Hey, let me tell you, as long as you make up your mind to correct it, I will do my best to help you.

Niu: Good sir, this sentence is all it takes.

Feng: Isn’t that true? Niu: Even if I wash my hands completely, they won’t let me go.

Feng: Have you joined a gangster gang? Niu: Who has joined a gangster gang? Feng: That------Niu: The one I joined is called the Thief Company. Feng: The Thief Company? Niu: The full name is Thief Financial Co., Ltd.

Feng: How many people are there in your company? Niu: More than a hundred people.

Feng: More than a hundred thieves? Niu: Not all thieves. We are the only two who really insist on working on the front line.

Feng: What about the other people? Niu: They are all leading cadres. Feng: Your thief company still has leading cadres? Niu: Hey, what you said: "The train runs fast, and people are led by the front of the car. The cadres take the lead, and the thieves take the lead."

If a thief is motivated and has no leader, he will definitely not be able to steal well. Either he can't steal or he can't escape. "Feng: So what kind of cadres do you have? Niu: There are more cadres, one general manager and forty-eight deputy managers.

Feng: Forty-eight people? Niu: Each one is in charge of his own stall.

Feng: What are they in charge of? Niu: Some are in charge of administration, some are in charge of organization, some are in charge of publicity, some are in charge of logistics, some are in charge of family planning...

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Feng: Wait a minute, your thieves company still plans to have children? Niu: Hey, what you said is that the whole country is in a game of chess, and we thieves are no exception.

Otherwise, everyone would have family planning, and we thieves would have children at will. Big thieves would give birth to thieves, and thieves would give birth to young thieves. The more thieves would give birth to more and fewer good people, who would we steal from? Feng: You are also doing this for the sake of ecological balance.

Niu: Of course, these are all departments from the upper level to the lower level, and the division of labor is even more detailed.

Feng: What departments are there? Niu: Take the security department as an example - =- Feng; No, wait a minute, why does your thief company need a security department? Niu: It's so necessary, more than a hundred

If thieves gather together, if there is no security department, then what is there in the company will be gone in a blink of an eye? Our company is a thief. Document No. 1 of 1990 clearly states: The more thieves are in the den, the more theft prevention must be strengthened.

Work! Feng: It’s hard to guard against domestic thieves. Niu: Of course, these are permanent institutions. If there is a central mission, many temporary institutions will have to be added.

Feng: What kind of organizations are there? Niu: There are so many. You think it’s the Spring Festival and you have to set up the Spring Robbery Office? Feng: What? The Spring Robbery Office? Niu: During the Spring Festival, the Spring Robbery Office is raided, which is called the Spring Robbery Office for short. Feng:

What about Women’s Day? Niu: Establish a women’s office.

Feng: May 4th Youth Day? Niu: Youth Day! Feng: Children’s Day? Niu: Children’s Day! Feng: Don’t miss any holidays.