Part 1 of humorous sentences about the typhoon that has not come for a long time. 1. You said you would protect me, but the storms and waves that followed were all caused by you.
2. After the typhoon, the trees were bare. Xiao Zhang’s raincoat was mixed with dirt, leaves, garbage, and insects were dancing. The ground was full of broken trees. Every traffic light on the road had its own idea. , what a sad day?
3. The typhoon has made me in a bad state recently.
4. The weather is really nice today. It rains again. The sun comes out again. Another typhoon.
5. Affected by typhoon Dazzle, severe waterlogging occurred. Emergency help is rushed. May you be safe!
6. There are many things that I can’t do anything about, such as typhoons, tsunamis, the end of the world, birth, old age, illness and death, National Day monthly exams
7. A burst of heavy rain and huge wind, everything was swept up, as high as the sky, and then Flying in the sky.
8. Hello! Due to the impact of the typhoon, in accordance with the notice of the Education Bureau, the school will be closed for one day tomorrow (10.8)#
9. Typhoons may come more often, and we thank our ancestors for eighteen generations.
10. The sidewalk after the typhoon has a unique scenery
11. I was woken up by strong winds in the middle of the night, so that when I woke up this morning, I was still worried about whether I would be blown away when I went out.
12. I heard that the typhoon is coming again. If it can blow people away, I really hope to go to Mars.
13. Thanks to the typhoon for blowing away the exam papers.
14. The sky after the typhoon is cloudless and blue!
15. It’s a good time that the typhoon comes, so I have five consecutive days off
16. Even if the typhoon turns this city upside down, I still have to go back to school the day after tomorrow.
17. The wind is like a drunken person, wrapped in snow particles, bumping here and there.
18. The typhoon is coming. Put away your clothes and close the windows! ! ! !
19. After the typhoon, this morning, Peng Liqiang, a policeman from Huakou Community of Ronggui Police Station, organized security team members to clear the road.
20. My ex-boyfriend is in Hainan. Now there is a typhoon in Hainan. Should I laugh or cry?
Part 2 of humorous sentences about waiting for a typhoon that has not come for a long time
21. Typhoon, heavy rain, very boring...
22. Feeling the slightest hint of autumn on the first day after the typhoon is a short-term enjoyment for the hot and autumn-less South
< p> 23. The typhoon is fierce, and the rolling tides on the road are like hungry lions trying to swallow people up.24. Touch the breathing and heartbeat of all things. All things touch the breath and heartbeat of the wind. The feathers thrown by the wind are caught by the earth. The footprints of the wind are carried by ants. The back of the wind is dreamed by the gods. The sadness of the wind is opened by the moon.
25. I just like you. Even if a typhoon comes, I will worry about you eating. I will not rush to deliver food to you even if you are not moved.
26. Feng Congye It blew up, carrying countless wind instruments, whining, hissing, hissing.
27. The mess after the last typhoon is still recovering. The typhoon and rain are really terrible. I sincerely hope that it will be sunny and windy every day. After dinner, you can stroll around the ancient streets and listen to Listening to a concert feels like the best life.
28. Because of the typhoon, the diligent farmers who were looking forward to the ripening of rice, fruits and vegetables were destroyed by the typhoon. We had a holiday, but what did they lose! ! !
29. The strongest typhoon Usagi this year will hit the Pearl River Delta head-on tomorrow! Will cause serious damage to this area! Everyone must take adequate precautions! And don’t take it lightly! Try to stay away from billboards! Evacuate areas that are flooded all year round as soon as possible! The beach activities will end immediately!
30. Why hasn’t the typhoon come yet? My homework is waiting for you at the window.
31. There is a typhoon blowing outside and I dare not go out. Tell me what you know. I hope everything is safe, it's just a routine patrol due to unusual weather conditions
32. After a typhoon, the weather changes many times a day, from clear skies to heavy rain the next.
33. Every time I cook on the balcony, I always look outside, always afraid of danger, and it seems there is!
34. The sky after the typhoon is so beautiful~
35. How lucky I am to meet you. A cheerful and cheerful sunflower boy, a boy with big eyes and a deep smile, a calm and high-quality typhoon idol.
36. The typhoon gradually approached, and gray dark clouds drifted up from all directions, blocking the last bright sky.
37.﹌Damn, military training is coming, please typhoon, earthquake, heavy rain, hail, heavy snow,,,,,,,
38. Come quickly, typhoon, This will give you an extra day.
39. Although the morning was the same as before, there were dark clouds, making the atmosphere a little more tense.
After the typhoon, the sky will still be clear
40. Brothers and sisters of Personality Network, let us raise a toast to celebrate the typhoon attack in Japan! Let the typhoon come more violently!
Typhoon humor on WeChat
1. When everyone is in trouble, my money did not come from the strong wind. In the future, no one should ask me to borrow money or to pay back money. Sometimes it's even more difficult for you to make things difficult for me. When it comes to money, it hurts feelings. As long as you are generous to me, I will definitely be more open-minded than you. Dear ***Mian
2. The typhoon is coming and we have stopped work for a day. Last night we thought the typhoon was coming, so we were ready and waiting. One night passed, and in the morning it was just moderate rain and gusty winds. It turned out that the typhoon and Dongguan had a side effect and went to Zhongshan. Fortunately, I had a rotten life, played cards, slept, and went down to eat pork chop buns. End~
3. It was windy on Sunday night and I didn’t sleep well all night. I got up at 5 o'clock on Monday morning to go to the meeting. I wasn't particularly sleepy in the morning, but I was so sleepy in the afternoon that I couldn't open my eyes. I can even fall asleep while sitting there listening to the teacher's lecture.
4. The typhoon is coming, the bath has been washed and the luggage has been packed. credit card. I also took it with me and stood on the balcony waiting for the typhoon. Come on a casual trip and go wherever the wind blows. Please close the doors and windows. If I am blown to your house, I will not leave.
5. A typhoon is coming, and it’s not so hot here. This is the power of nature. magic. I also did a magical thing by the way. This is the artificial tornado I made.
6. Even if there is a typhoon, it cannot stop my enthusiasm to eat and talk while walking
7. When the typhoon comes, those who keep saying they are afraid of being blown away by the typhoon Yes, ask yourself, can a typhoon lift you up at your weight? ! If you were a typhoon, would you still be able to laugh? !
8. A stormy night in Guangzhou! In the morning, it was said that the typhoon was coming, but the typhoon did not come, and the storm came! Oh my god, I was so scared that I didn’t dare to sleep at night.
9. Calmness is indeed a major characteristic of my personality. Why is this? Can't sum it up. I know very well that when it comes to setbacks, what I have encountered before is actually insignificant. When it comes to experience, I have skipped a grade and transferred to another school, I have been interviewed and gone abroad, I have experienced highs and lows, I have been chased and tricked, and my family and friendship have been broken. I've been there, I've loved, I've hated, I've cried, I've never been drunk, I've had big storms, I've had small fights, I don't know why it seems to have been on a steady rise in the past two years, I'm actually quite happy. It's good to be calm and normal.
10. Some people say that this is an era when pigs can fly when a typhoon comes. However, I don’t want to be a pig, because when the wind stops, I will fall to death. I don’t expect to be the wind either. I hope I am an all-weather tree that can stay here.
11. It is said that the typhoon is coming, but it has forgotten the login password, so it is calm now
12. The typhoon is coming and you can’t go out, either way, a lot of inventory is missing It has to be digested, just this one, at noon and half the night. Detective novels are like movies. If you can’t see the ending, you won’t feel at ease.
13. I woke up from the cold in the middle of the night and found that the room temperature was 18 and the maximum wind speed was blowing hard against my bed. I felt like a typhoon was coming. The typhoon is coming, please close the doors and windows. If I am blown to your house, don’t be polite and accept it
14. Don’t dare to say more, don’t dare to think too much, one sentence after another, one thought, one feeling My nose will feel sore. The typhoon came, and it started raining outside the window, falling along the tiles and into the water tank on the stone bricks. Bang, ding, ding. The warm night wind and humid air were illuminated by the lanterns on the corridor. At this time in the past, was she looking out the window like I am now? What was she thinking? What was the past like? Now I really look like a fool who stretches out his hand into the air.
15. Life is like a ship. It has to go through some big winds and waves to leave traces of history in the hearts of the world.
16. I didn’t care about your past before, but when I became your past, I suddenly realized that I didn’t understand you so much, as if you were thinking about someone else day and night. To me, this is just a matter of getting together and breaking up. Maybe I really overestimated my status in your heart. After all, you are a person who has seen big winds and waves, so how can you care about a small wave like me? It's pitiful that I am so unsatisfactory, always Never forget it!
17. Those deep loves that are too late to be spoken, whisper to the wind. You should be happy. I will accompany you here.
18. A new month has begun. The typhoon is coming and it is said to be very fierce. Then all kinds of stops are suspended, including work, classes, and traffic. It is a quiet day at home without seeing a shadow of the typhoon, no matter what time it is, morning or evening. It rained, but this should be a good thing. It just hindered my review. This month’s plan is to spend an hour in the morning and evening to start memorizing. If you can’t memorize, study. Listen to the new round of courses. Don’t listen to one course every few days. Do the real test questions. One set or more. Break up and review each lesson.
19. I slept too deeply last night and didn’t really feel that the typhoon was coming. It is said that it is not advisable to go out. The typhoon is a natural disaster. I would rather not come but still go to work as usual ~ But I found that the one who will be most affected is I’m in the circle of friends~ It feels so good to come back to badminton every Tuesday and sweat profusely, but when I get home and get hungry, I eat a lot of meat. This feels like making the meat grow horizontally!
20. If you leave, I won’t see you off. If you come, I will pick you up no matter how windy or rainy it is.
21. When the typhoon comes, I can’t go out, and there is a lot of inventory that cannot be digested. Just this one, one noon and half a night. Detective novels are like movies. If you can’t see the ending, you won’t feel at ease.
Twenty-two, summer. The summer in my memory is the smell of the toilet water my mother put on me when I was sleeping at night, the squeaking rotation of the big fan all night, and the sound of the clouds at the door.
23. The typhoon is coming , I want to protect my tractor.
Twenty-four, the moon also hides its face and weeps, drinking alone and feeling homesick. The old man is haggard, who can sing in the strong wind?
Humorous and funny sentences about a typhoon and rain after get off work
Humorous and funny sentences about a typhoon and rain after get off work (Part 1)
1. There was a typhoon and heavy rain for several days. , the quilt smelled musty, and I always smelled musty when I slept.
2. The woods far and near roared, sometimes lower, sometimes higher, singing in harmony with each other, hula hula... chirping... - the universe's breathing quickened.
3. After the typhoon, some small trees in the community were blown down. The rain stopped and the sun came out. It came and went very quickly.
4. The typhoon is stronger and blows away the school and all the teachers.
5. The typhoon is coming and blows away my lovely homework!
6. Well, there was a typhoon here, but we insisted on putting up the Kongming lanterns. The 17-year-old left and left nothing behind. (True story, although just a friend of a friend)
7. Feeling the slightest hint of autumn on the first day after the typhoon is a short-term enjoyment in the hot and autumn-less South
8 After a typhoon, the ground is always desolate, and the danger is quite great. The power of nature cannot be resisted
9. The typhoon is coming. Put away your clothes and close the windows! ! ! !
10. I hope everyone is safe after the typhoon and can work from home today.
11. Respect nature and protect the environment!
12. After the typhoon, I hope that after the rain and the sky will clear up, all things, even the bad ones, will pass away and be good, just like the clouds and smoke, just be good and your life will not last long
13. Typhoon. See pictures of students talking about it. The trees fell to the ground. Fortunately I'm not at school.
14. It’s a good time that the typhoon is coming. I’m on vacation for 5 days in a row
15. My ex-boyfriend is in Hainan. Now that there is a typhoon in Hainan, should I laugh or cry?
< p> 16. As long as you are here, even if the typhoon comes, I will not be afraid as long as I hug you, you damn fat guy17. Please hold me tight in the typhoon, so that I will not be afraid
18. The typhoon came and went, the screen of my mobile phone fell and cracked, the bear tag on my keychain fell off, and my heart was shaken by the sound of rain falling rapidly outside the window.
19. The typhoon that just entered the country rolled over the head, like a wave of waves, roaring towards the distant horizon. The huge wave of sound takes away the murmur of the beating heart
Humorous and funny sentences about typhoon and rain after get off work (Part 2)
20. How lucky I am to meet you. A cheerful and cheerful sunflower boy, a boy with big eyes and a deep smile, a calm and high-quality typhoon idol.
21. It’s a stormy night in Guangzhou! In the morning, it was said that the typhoon was coming, but the typhoon did not come, and the storm came! Oh my god, I was so scared that I didn’t dare to sleep at night.
22. Typhoon Usagi knocked down a century-old tree and hit a family of three on a passing motorcycle, killing two and injuring one. You are still proud of Typhoon Usagi
23. Are you afraid that a typhoon is coming someday? -
24. The wind sighs softly among the branches and stirs the wet grass on the roof to rustle, with rhythmic music It broke the depressive silence between the skins. ;
25. There is a typhoon blowing outside and I dare not go out. Tell me what you know. I hope everything is safe, it’s just a routine patrol due to unusual weather
26. Where is Mr. Typhoon Hygos
27. God bless the descendants of Huaxia and they are safe and sound.
28. After the typhoon, the shore was in a mess, full of crabs and fish, and I even picked up a "sea-fixing needle"
29. The wind was fierce, like a group of crazy black giants. The dragon wants to devour the earth.
30. There will be a typhoon here tomorrow, my dears, please bless me
31. The strong wind roared loudly like a wounded beast, scurrying around.
32. The wind roared, like an army of thousands of horses, galloping towards us.
33. I just like you. Even if a typhoon comes, I will worry about you eating. I will not rush to deliver food to you even if you are not moved.
34. After the typhoon In the park, it is as quiet and beautiful as an ink painting.
35. I want to ask: Typhoon, do you dare to bring your whole family with you? I am always prepared at school! If you have the guts, destroy the school!
36. Although the morning was the same as before, there were dark clouds and the atmosphere was a little more tense. After the typhoon, the sky will still be clear
37. Typhoons, please come more often. I would like to thank our ancestors for eighteen generations.
38. In the afternoon, the weather was gloomy. After a while, the clouds gathered and it started to rain heavily.
Humorous and funny sentences about typhoon and rain after get off work (Part 3)
39. After the typhoon, it will be sunny. I hope everything is well in the places where the typhoon passes~
40. Typhoon, God wants me to tell you, it will come again every month to save those poor children.
41. The sky after the typhoon is cloudless and blue!
42. Let the typhoon eat Xuanmai forever. .
43. The typhoon is coming, let’s fly together.
44. In the chaos after the typhoon, the small trees downstairs in the dormitory were blown away
45. It was windy after work, and I rode an electric bike to Austria after a disagreement. There was no one left, so he left as soon as he wanted.
46. The typhoon came slowly this summer, the sky was blue, I saw the clouds and smoke passing by the plane, and my eyes were wet with tears.
47. I wonder why typhoons always have female names, because they are gentle and gentle when they come and always take away your house and car when they leave.
48. A few years ago, we ended school early because of a typhoon, but we still stayed in school to chat until everyone left, and then had a water fight in the school that was flooded. After that, we We also played many times, pouring water on each other's chairs and tables during class, and even started splashing water on each other after school. I was really happy at that time. Yesterday, I also played with water with my college classmates, but that kind of The feeling is not so strong anymore, maybe because I have grown up, maybe because the people I play with are different.
49. Typhoon Typhoon should come more violently to help those students who don’t like to attend class.
50. The person in charge of some crappy projects should be trembling in their hearts right now. Don’t panic, the problem is huge and there is no point in panic
51. Only parents will go up One minute he scolds you to death, and the next minute he reminds you with concern not to run around when a typhoon comes and to go to bed early at night.
52. The typhoon roared like a lion towards the deserted streets. The remaining saplings resisted the strong wind alone. The more they persisted, the more they tilted until the last second. The wind broke it at the waist and even uprooted it.
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54. Please God for a heavy rain tomorrow ~ or a typhoon, it will be more violent in Germany ~ ~
55. Typhoon coming Come to Zhejiang and don’t delay the study of students from other provinces! !
56. They say you attract wind and butterflies. Look, Typhoon No. 6 is coming.
Sixty funny things to say on WeChat Moments when a typhoon blows and you don’t have to go to work
One funny thing to say on WeChat Moments when a typhoon blows and you don’t have to go to work
1. Speechless, there is a typhoon. It rained heavily, and the Tiida wipers actually broke.
2. After the typhoon, some small trees in the community were blown down. The rain stopped and the sun came out. It came and went very quickly.
3. They say you attract wind and butterflies. Look, Typhoon No. 6 is coming.
4. Why are you still there after the typhoon?
5. The number of times you enter my space is so rare, even rarer than the number of times my dad calls me. My dad will only call when he sees a typhoon coming in this place in the weather forecast
6. Contact friends in Guangdong and be ready to live broadcast the typhoon for me. Like a little girl, he is afraid that the typhoon will not come. I'm afraid it will mess up.
7. It’s a stormy night in Guangzhou! In the morning, it was said that the typhoon was coming, but the typhoon did not come, and the storm came! Oh my god, I was so scared that I didn’t dare to sleep at night.
8. Give us Jieshi a little warmth. Typhoon Lepus has just passed, the electricity has just come, but the water has not yet come.
9. The weather was good after the typhoon, but the small park was in a mess. Branches broke, power cables collapsed, and small parks were blocked off.
10. The typhoon gradually approached, and gray clouds drifted up from all directions, blocking the last bright sky.
11. Typhoon, you can go crazy as hard as you want, but don’t hurt my lover.
12. Dear, I want to tell you that there is a typhoon today.
13. After the typhoon, the sea level began to calm down. What passed by was all the years and all the scenery passed by.
14. After a typhoon, the damaged areas must be cleaned up. Is this an aspect of the economic development of coastal cities?
15. There is a typhoon blowing outside and I dare not go out. Tell me what you know. I hope everything is safe, it's just a routine patrol due to unusual weather conditions
16. It's such a severe tornado, but it's good that people are fine. There have been too many disasters this year.
17. The south wind blows through the rice fields, making the green and soft rice seedlings tremble, like a piece of fresh and beautiful tapestry with fine needles densely woven, trembling in the wind.
18. The instructor said that a typhoon might come tomorrow. Military training is cancelled. Gone. Do you know that we prepared so many songs and sang songs, and why did we just leave?
19. You said you would protect me, but the storms and waves that followed were all caused by you.
20. There was a tornado here on July 11th, and the refrigerator in the room was blown out. It has not been repaired yet!
When a typhoon blows and you don’t have to go to work, let’s talk about the funny moments in Moments 2
21. Love is like a TV plugged in, and the picture will be wonderful from now on, love is like a typhoon landing on the coast, and it will be arrogant and crazy from now on, love is The penguin meets the polar bear and discovers his soulmate thousands of miles away. Love is when your heart comes to my heart. It turns out that there can be no distance between people.
22. The park after the typhoon is as quiet and beautiful as an ink painting.
23. Affected by typhoon Dazzle, severe waterlogging occurred. Emergency help was rushed. May you be safe!
24. [Open the window and put your homework in the window. Typhoon is here to feed you delicious food]
25. Some people in the group said that the heavy rain and strong wind made them unable to sleep, but I seemed I've never had such a headache before and fell asleep just thinking about it. It's like now that I want to sleep but can't sleep and it's too much torment.
26. I have spread out my summer homework on the balcony. You can take care of it yourself during the typhoon.
27. Give us Jieshi some warmth. Typhoon Lepus has just passed, the electricity has just come, but the water has not yet come.
28. The weather is really nice today. It rains again. The sun comes out again. Another typhoon.
29. Well, there was a typhoon here, but we insisted on putting up the Kongming lanterns. The 17-year-old left and left nothing behind. (A true story, although it’s just a friend of a friend)
30. This typhoon is too scary. It would be dangerous for anyone outside.
31. A typhoon and Lepus blew down my country house and everything was gone...
32. Always be in awe of nature, because you don’t know Will it bring you luck or harm? If it is lucky, we are grateful and take better care of it; if it is harm, we should prevent it in advance and try to minimize it.
33. The sky after the typhoon is so beautiful!
34. Any typhoon that cannot stop school classes is not a good typhoon.
35. It reminds me of a typhoon in Xiamen a few years ago. It was really scary! May everyone be safe!
36. This typhoon really seems to want to blow me far away and make me forget that person.
37. I encountered a typhoon in winter, but I didn’t meet you.
38. During the long night, the big raindrops were watering the forest vigorously outside the window.
39. The military and civilians work together to fight the typhoon.
40. The wind roared, like an army of thousands of horses, galloping towards us.
Part 3 of funny stories in Moments when a typhoon blows and you don’t have to go to work
41. Ladies and gentlemen, don’t wait until a typhoon comes to realize the importance of finding a fat person as your friend.
42. Typhoons can’t beat the monthly test, but we are destined to be beaten to death by the monthly test.
43. The sunset and sunset after the typhoon are so red and beautiful!
44. Why hasn’t the typhoon come yet? My homework is waiting for you at the window.
45. The landscape after a tropical typhoon
46. Extreme weather is so scary!
47. My mother said that the weather forecast is so bad that I have to give a name to a typhoon.
48. The typhoon came slowly this summer, the sky was blue, I saw the clouds and smoke passing by the plane, and my eyes were wet with tears.
49. The sky after the typhoon is so beautiful~
50. The typhoon is strong, I don’t want to go back to school.
51. Let the typhoon blow me away. I don’t want to live anymore
52. [I put my homework by the window. You really don’t know how to do things in a typhoon]
53. I heard that there was a typhoon in the city you live in. I would like to ask if you brought an umbrella. If you did, wouldn’t it be blown away?
54. My brother said that my tonnage can withstand a typhoon of magnitude 2. Ah, brother, are you sure I didn’t buy the phone bill as a gift from my mother? -_-#
55. Today It's windy, so it's suitable to wear a skirt. The traffic police uncle posted another note and I got angry...
56. The wind has been blowing hard during the day, and it started to rain in the evening. You see, the weather here is not going to be good if you want to leave.
57. The strongest typhoon Usagi this year will hit the Pearl River Delta head-on tomorrow! Will cause serious damage to this area! Everyone must take adequate precautions! And don’t take it lightly! Try to stay away from billboards! Evacuate areas that are flooded all year round as soon as possible! The beach activities will end immediately!
58. If it rains, it rains. Don't let the wind blow. If the wind blows, let it blow. Don't let it rain heavily. If it rains heavily, let it rain heavily, not torrential rain. If it rains heavily, let it rain heavily, but not with strong winds. It's okay now. Are your pants, shoes, and socks wet?
59. The typhoon is like a frightened big elf, running around in a hurry.
60.﹌Damn, the military training is coming, pray for typhoon, pray for earthquake, pray for heavy rain, pray for hail, pray for heavy snow,,,,,,,