1. Passers-by ask for directions: Hello, comrade! Gay is a term of an era, and I think we should re-examine this word. In public institutions, this word is still a respectful and serious title. But in the eyes of the general public, gay has been regarded as a term of homosexuality by default. My friend’s brother was working as a road patrolman in Panyu. One time, a man from other provinces asked him for directions, “Comrade, may I ask...” He looked confused when telling this story. “I feel it’s very strange. It’s similar to the titles of comrade and master.” It’s very common in the north, but it’s still uncomfortable to hear in Guangzhou.” 2. Leader’s speech: Let me just say a few words... This has been ridiculed by many netizens before, every time there is a meeting or ceremony. There will always be a leader who takes the microphone, and the first sentence at the beginning is "Let me just say a few words." As soon as he opened his mouth, he said that half an hour was enough to show his kindness and politeness to you. Just one or two things were repeatedly repeated and emphasized, and in the end, no one was willing to do things according to the requirements of the meeting. The rebellious mentality increased a lot, which reminded people of the saying, "Anyone who does unrighteousness will be punished." shoot". 3. Railway Station Announcement: The train is late and the specific arrival time is uncertain... Every time I hear such an announcement in the waiting hall of the train station, I feel disgusted. If it happens once or twice, it is acceptable, but if it happens too many times, it will make people suspicious or even disgusting. Listening to the apologetic voice of the station master, I always feel that it is very stiff and emotionless. I guess the train station has become numb to the common and delayed apology broadcast! Their numbness combined with the passengers' complaints and helplessness, in short, is a very annoying feeling. 4. Restaurant waiter: Wait two more minutes, it will be ready soon... I won’t go into detail about the food and crowds in Guangzhou. I often see long queues outside some restaurants in Zhengjia Plaza. Don’t think it’s for takeout, but There are all kinds of expensive Western restaurants, so in Guangzhou, it is very important to make a reservation in advance when going out to eat. But sometimes when people enter the restaurant, you still have to sit and wait. Looking at the busy waiter, you ask her: "Why is my sausage pizza not ready yet?" She will always say to you in a programmed manner, "More Wait two minutes, it will be ready soon...", perfunctory without sincerity, but you still have to sit down and wait. At this time, if the waiter stops his busy steps and says to you, "Sorry, sir, there are too many people in the restaurant. Your pizza may have to wait a little longer, I can help you add more water..." This kind of sincerity can soothe the diners' emotions better than that kind of perfunctory. 5. Parents, friends, lovers: I am doing this for your own good! Please, I know you won't kill me, but there is no need to add this sentence to emphasize it every time! If you listen too much, you will feel burdened, as if we don’t understand your good intentions. When you encounter failures and setbacks, you can sit down quietly, hold my hand, and say gently, "It doesn't matter, I understand, I understand...", which is better than pointing at your nose from the beginning. Call, "I told you a long time ago, you don't believe me, and now something goes wrong, you regret it again..." When you impatiently beg them to leave you alone, they will throw down their arms and look incomprehensible. With an expression on his face, he yelled: "I'm doing this for your own good!" 6. Talent star: Then... then... then... This sentence seems to have become a tool for all TV talent shows to pretend to be ignorant of the world. Every time they publish This sentence pattern must be used in promotion speeches or elimination speeches. If you hear it too many times, it will really disgust you, and it will remind many viewers of words like pretentiousness and innocence. Present yourself boldly, and the fear and uneasiness of entering society for the first time can gain attention, love and even sympathy. But showing your experience and sophistication maturely is even more charming! 7. Netizen: Let me come to 818: Those things about ××... It is estimated that this is how the headlines on the Internet appear. They always use this dismissive tone and indifferent headlines to attract curious netizens to ask, "Eh? What happened?" What's going on?" When I clicked on it, there was a lot of gossip. From the very beginning, there were people who claimed to be makeup artists and stylists, and then they started to cheat on entertainment stars, claiming to be true or false. Later, when hot topics appeared on the Internet, this group of 8 friends started to gossip about them, making headlines and entertaining netizens. In the end, they still didn’t know whether the incident was true or false. This way of making fun of people is really disgusting. 8. Company Meeting: What do you think? what you think? It was obviously a decision that had already been made, but I talked a lot about it at the beginning to guide everyone to support it, like 'brainwashing'. After spraying saliva for more than half an hour, I said a random sentence, how do you feel? what you think? Everyone looked at each other. If this is the way the company makes democratic decisions, is there absolutely no need to do this? Just assign tasks to us directly. Anyway, meetings are a waste of everyone's time, such as event planning, execution plans, etc. We can't taste how much oil and water is in it. If you don't agree, you can throw it at me and say: "Then you Submit a better plan tonight! "The meeting is at five o'clock in the afternoon, I will submit it tonight, forget it, I don't like to make trouble, but this formal meeting is really disgusting! 9. Title of the online post: The most awesome in history... This is really an era of awesomeness. Ever since "the most awesome" and "the most awesome" in history became popular, it seems that a lamb who likes to eat bones has become "the most awesome" overnight. The most awesome sheep in history”. Too much is too little, really.
10. Just ask your wife where she wants to go - whatever you want; ask your wife what she wants to eat - whatever... I'll leave everything to you. In the end, you'll find fault with the eggs. I'm very unhappy. It's okay for you to complain, but if you always use casual excuses, it seems that you don't care about you. No matter what you do, sometimes you really want to refer to your wife because you have no idea, but a cold attitude is not only It’s just annoying—it’s still heartbreaking!
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