Weekend Xiaokan talked about the survival secrets of married men. Since the headline original, Brother William has been coding on the Internet. It can be said: giving advice on ginger meals, stepping on shit and springs, and turning the shit into golden monkeys!

Wrong, it should be a big horse monkey... It seems wrong, it's a Wanhu monkey, right?

No matter, they are all monkeys anyway.

Brother William's writing is eclectic and unconventional. He kills gods when he encounters them. He kills gods when he encounters bullshit. He kills gods when he stands in the way of God. He kills Buddha when he stands in the way of Buddha. He accepts it when he stands in the way of concubine.

Astronomy, geography, history, humanities, sports, politics, food, erotica, poetry, poetry, film, television, martial arts, and everything!

Sister-in-law Wei saw what I had just coded and wrote me a comment: "What do you mean by eating? Well, recently you have been eating braised pig's trotters and chicken feet, and it seems the effect is obvious. This large amount of collagen is all on your face.

Now that I’ve done it, I’ve become thicker-skinned!” However, although Brother William’s code seems messy, there are actually rules to follow.

To sum it up in one sentence, that is: Adhere to the four basic principles of pleasing your wife!

1. Praise your wife without principles, 2. Praise your wife without logic, 3. Praise your wife without any bottom line, 4. Please refer to the first three items when there are voices that are unfavorable to your wife.

(NND, I worked hard to get four of them) Let me give you a millet seed: Yesterday, my sister-in-law bought a whole box of spinach, a whole box of beans, a whole box of green peppers, a whole box of leeks, a whole box of leeks.

Edamame beans, a whole box of chili peppers, a whole box big?, enough onions for a year, 30 plates of eggs, really 30 plates, 900 pieces, half a fan of frozen pig, 20 pounds of beef, 18 hairtail fish...

I gritted my back teeth and extended my thumb to praise: My wife is so capable!

These dishes look so fresh!

This week we will eat spinach and scrambled eggs for every meal!

My favorite is spinach and scrambled eggs!

(I spent nearly 2,000 yuan on groceries more than a month ago, and today I am far behind Weisao!) All in all, as long as you adhere to the four basic principles of pleasing your wife, you will be able to conquer everything.

, be invincible and realize the great rejuvenation of family prosperity, only then can we truly achieve: Family harmony and everything prosper!

▲Everything is prosperous when everything is in harmony @Haikou William Brother Thank you for reading.