I'm not fat, I'm just thin.
My father expressed his opinion about my obesity: Han Hong didn't die, but Han Hong was ill.
4. cherish the people around you who have lost weight, because I don't know which day, Ta will be blown away by the wind. Cherish the fat people around you, because I don't know which day, Ta will be blocked in the road. Cherish the present, because I don't know which comes first, tomorrow or accident. Learn to cherish and life will be better.
5. Do you think it's strange that being fat now is to store fat in winter! You skinny people are going to freeze to death.
6. Such a circle is like a football.
7. Calculate the total score of boys: boys have good hands, knife-shaped eyebrows, gentle voice, straight nose, long legs and good collarbone, can play basketball, cook, tell jokes and humor, can fight, and are handsome with full marks.
Every time I face delicious food, I tell myself that if I eat too much, I will die. But it turns out that I'm really not afraid of death.
9. The man who came face to face turned back because of appreciation rather than curiosity.
10, find a job you like, and you won't be rejected because of your body.
1 1, I am fat, but I have a collarbone!
12, the reason why I am fat is because many things are in my heart, and I am not thin.
13, fatty, your figure is really standard, fat but not greasy.
14, when winter comes, we should all eat fat so that it won't be cold.
15, after many years, show your grandson your slightly yellow wedding dress: at the beginning, grandma only held her waist like this!
Everyone says I'm fat! Actually, I just lost weight!
17, it is a woman's greatest luck to meet a gentle and affectionate man who loves her deeply. This kind of luck is better than a beautiful face and a fat figure.
18 I'm losing weight. I don't diet or exercise. I use my mind. I will be thin, thin, thin.
19, every time I talk about losing weight, I just want to scare my little fresh meat.
20. Women are water and flowers. Take care of yourself and make your beauty last. Remember, no matter how old you are, how fat you are, and how beautiful you are, the love of beauty can't disappear. Make yourself beautiful every day, and you will attract others' affirmation.
2 1, may you be greedy but not fat, may you be lazy but not ugly, and may you live up to your feelings.
22, big breasts are the fig leaf of fat people, and thin legs are flat-chested figs.
23. Girls in Shanghai now know why they are getting fat after drinking cold water!
24, losing weight is not so easy, every piece of meat has its temper.
Don't think I'm fat, you're just jealous that I eat better than you?
26. If you want to be thin, you have to pay the price. If you can't stand it, you will continue to mix in the ranks of fat people. Anyway, there are so many fat people in the world, and you are not bad.
27. I really hope there is someone who can make me miss you so much. I don't think about tea and rice, I can't sleep well, and I am getting thinner and thinner.
28. A friend told me that she would come to see me again after losing weight. I was very nervous after listening to it. Perhaps this is the most tactful farewell.
I have a heart to lose weight and a stomach to eat food. They are in pK every day. I use my hand to index. Emma, my stomach won again today.
Everyone says I'm fat, but in fact I'm just thin.
Describe your fat face.
I haven't digested the hot pot at noon, but I stuffed a pile at night. Fat legs, fat hands, fat face and thick waist. Full moon wine, 30 years old, still don't know if I like children. 30 years old, more and more naive. In the best years, thinking of a scum, moving bricks numbly. Occasionally, I think, why should I do this? Why should I be with these people? No, often. Well, I can't change it. I don't have the courage to change it.
Describe your fat face.
First, is there a feeling that you feel fat overnight and feel small in a few days?
Second, my boyfriend, I warn you, if you call me fat, a lipstick and a lipstick in the future, if you keep calling my face fat and my legs thick, I will have a meal. Think for yourself how much lipstick and meat you already owe me.
Third, I suddenly realized that I was fat when I was eating and biting my inner cheek muscles!
Fourth, I feel that half my face is swollen. Ask my sister. My sister has been watching it for a long time, and emmmm's face is not too fat.
5. Say that you are not fat, only a little man with a fat face is really cute, and he wants to bite MengMeng's bread face.
With all due respect, I don't think my photos are well taken. Why don't you go back and look in the mirror yourself and have a good look at your honor? Don't you have any pressure in your heart? I didn't see you upset when you ate Hesse. Is it my fault that you have a fat face, a fat neck and a thick waist? I told you to get ready before taking pictures. What can I do without changing clothes and makeup? Besides, I didn't use every photo until you nodded. Don't you think it's too late to talk about it when it's finished? It's almost over if you say a few words to your face. How big is your face when you talk about BB every day? I just want to reply to your inculcation: go to MLGB.
Seven, obviously found his face fat, I want to eat less, eat less, or how to go home for the New Year!
Eight, the face is fat several times, and the fat face is blessed. Try to make your life more complete.
Nine, although my face is fat, I am still very happy to be a bridesmaid for the last time.
10. I feel my face is not fat while eating (eating *n).
Xi。 My face has become fat recently. Although it is very cold in winter, I still can't stand this rhythm.
Twelve, I just used two expressions of special dissatisfaction and disdain to show respect for my fat face.
Thirteen, the face is fat and does not love, and the waist is thick and ruined. Short legs are not a disease, but thick legs are fatal. How can a woman control her life if she can't even control her weight?
Fourteen After seeing the previous photos, I am really sure that I have lost weight. Now I'm wearing a big man of 65,438+006 Jin, and my colleagues in the company say that Li Souris's face is very bulging. I want to lose weight, lose weight, at least take wedding photos and wear wedding dresses.
Fifteen, the face is fat and shapeless. Looking at myself like P, I don't like myself like this. Looking at MengMeng, being fat is worth it, but I hope everything is worth it except this one!
The weather is getting colder and colder, and I can't help but want to eat delicious food every day. Although I went dancing recently, my father, my aunt and my brother said that my face was fat.
Sure enough, I feel fat as soon as I buy clothes. People with round faces can't afford to get hurt. ﹏。 If you don't dress correctly, you look fat, so, um, it's time to lose weight.
Eighteen, I don't accept my face fat. I told myself: I look fat in front of the camera.
Nineteen, my face is as fat as my second method. I'm really tired of looking at my old hairstyle. New hairstyle and new happiness. hahaha.
Twenty, two months after returning to China, I gained a lot of weight, and my face was so fat that I felt swollen. I have to cover my face every time I take a selfie, and then I don't know how to lose weight. Ten thousand sighs are omitted here.
Twenty-one, in casinos, in order to prevent gamblers from stopping gambling when they see that they look like losers, mirrors are usually not set; Similarly, in restaurants, in order to prevent gourmets from stopping eating when they look fat, mirrors should not be set up.
Twenty-two, Emmmmm I finally wore contact lenses for the first time, and my first reaction was that my face was fat.
Twenty-three, I always feel that I am not photogenic, and taking pictures is always ugly! Now I finally understand that it's not that I'm not photogenic, but that my face is so fat that it's deformed! Although being fat will make you unhappy, at least it's not because of ugliness.
I think my face is fat, so I decided not to eat dinner recently to lose weight. As a result, my fake boyfriend with a two-hour time difference in Xinjiang poisoned me late at night. I was greedy and hungry and could only watch. Hey, what did I do as a fake boyfriend?
I find that I can eat more and more. If I continue to eat, my face will not only be fat, but also may be broken.
Twenty-six, people are taking selfies with their boyfriends, and my brother and I took selfies. Finally, Zhang Nai took a selfie by herself. Although he knows his face is fat, this pie-like face still makes me vomit.
Twenty-seven, my face has become a cake, but I still comfort myself. Hum, it's not that I'm not thin.
28. Looking at old photos, I found that I have changed a lot. The face has gained weight once or twice, and people have gained weight once. Now, as long as the light is good, they can use the filter to have the same skin color as before, and their hair is long and short, and the hairline seems to really move back. There are many old photos, but some of them are still missing. Looking at photos, some memories can still be remembered, but some people can't match the numbers. Collection lovers are also very sad.
Twenty-nine, I usually look at myself in the mirror, but I still feel quite pleasing to the eye. By comparing the photos taken this morning with those taken in high school, I realized that my face had gained so much weight.
Thirty, but after eating for two days in a row, I was told that my face was fat and I really couldn't indulge myself in winter.
Thirty-one, tidy up the computer and dig out the photos of Kenichi before he entered school. I used to feel fat in my face, but now I feel fat is very fun.
I boast that my face is fat and my teeth are white. I look forward to being the best I can be in the future.
33. I really can't believe I'm fat, because I flaunt myself as the type to eat fat. Watching a video with my mother tonight, my mother said that my face is as fat as a steamed bun.
Interesting talk about fat people 2020_ My obesity is only temporary.
1, am I fat? No, just hold it comfortably. You can't hold it. I won't take it.
If you want to catch the subway without being crowded, just get up early. If you want to eat more without getting fat, exercise. If you want everything, work hard, but only like you, I am at a loss.
I ate it quietly, just as I gained weight quietly. I overslept, but I brought a piece of fat.
4, I want to be thin into a lightning bolt, illuminating all the wretched fat people.
In the dormitory, a fat girl sat on the bed and played with her mobile phone. I took a casual look and saw a spider climb into her bed. I shouted at her: Wow! ! There are spiders in your bed! There are spiders! ! At this time, the goods got angry and shouted at me: There is only a pig in your bed! ! !
6. Who says I'm fat, and who am I in a hurry with? I'm just a little swollen.
7. [Even if you lose weight and look good, everything will be fine. People who don't love you still don't love you. Even if you are fat and ugly, people who love you will not abandon you.
8. We will still miss the past and carefree childhood, and we will still look forward to the day when we grow up. Groups of immature faces and chubby little hands are piled up in strange shapes by autumn mud dug out of the ground. But at that time, space has changed. None of you are in my world, and I am the only one left, shouting silently in an empty heart and being a childhood friend.
9. Don't look at a debt collector who is fat and shivering, but his actions are as alert as a leopard against a hunter.
10, holding a fat doll and holding a duck in his hand.
1 1, nine cold months, she turned into countless flying snowflakes and landed in the corner of the world step by step with elegant steps. The eternal pine tree was also moved by its glittering and translucent, covered with layers of silvery white, and the chubby snowman on the ground stared doubtfully at the sparkling ice flowers on the treetops, which was imitated all over the world. What a charming winter it is!
12 please, don't lose weight, let alone leave me! Don't you know, I never thought you were fat, and even prayed that you would never get thinner, but the fatter the better! I like the way you look fat, no, this is love, love from the heart! Recently, however, you
13, fat people are generally the hungriest, because there is a saying that the hungriest is the heaviest.
14, one white covers all the ugliness, and one fat destroys everything.
15, a fat woman said to her husband: What worries me is not my weight, but my height. According to the ratio of weight to height, I should be 2.5 meters tall.
16, don't call me fat, I will think you are jealous that I eat better than you!
17, the university is a hotbed of love, and pulling down the curtain of graduation has become a mourning hall for love.
18, a delicious woman, dare to face the fat body and the discerning eyes of the masses.
19, when I was fat, I was so happy that I felt that love wandered wider in my body. Later, love left and became unhappy. But now I finally lost weight, but I'm still so unhappy. Maybe I'm happy, but it really has nothing to do with being fat or thin.
20. Thin people wear everything, while fat people wear nothing.
About funny fat people, talk about two 20xx.
1, originally prepared to thin into a flash of lightning this year, brightening your eyes, but it turned out to be a wall, blocking your sight. . .
2. The sweetest love story I have ever heard: When you were thin, you lived in my heart, but when you were fat, you got stuck in your heart and couldn't get out.
People who are kind to me when I am fat will repay you when I lose weight.
4. Who says pigs have the stupidest brains? I said the pig's brain is the cleverest. If you eat a bag, you will sleep. You don't have to think about anything. You can only say that the pig's brain is well maintained and your brain is also the best maintained.
I like the constitution that I can't get fat no matter how I eat.
6. The night is already deep. I woke up from my sleep because I thought of you. Why do you always leave me quietly in the middle of the night? I really need you. Where did you drop the pillow?
7. After school starts, who will call me fat or black? I will die with this murderer! ! !
8. A male friend told me that whether a man loves you or not depends on whether he is willing to spend money for you. What can he talk about loving you? Think about it. That makes sense. This does not mean that only a millionaire is qualified to spend money on the woman he likes. A man is willing to give you his money to make you feel happy in love and satisfy your wishes within his own ability. This is to love you. Men should spend money on women you like. Only stupid women get fat in the face. Not only does she not need men to spend money for her, but she will even spend money for men. ......
9. Women are plump when they are fat, slim when they are thin, slender when they are tall, and exquisite when they are short.
Life is like a box of chocolates. I never know how much weight I can gain by eating one more.
1 1, children: My mother is short, tall, fat and thin. Teacher's comment: Your mother, is it rebar?
12, all the bad emotions come from exams, gaining weight, lacking money and having no partners.
13, people who can't lose weight are in turmoil, and people who can't gain weight are never afraid ~
14. What's wrong with being fat? What's wrong with being poor What's wrong with being non-mainstream So you must look up and show them that you are not only short and poor, but also ugly.
15, who says chubby girls are not good, and there are many benefits. It can't run when the wind blows, and it feels good to hold it.
16, ten or twenty years, when you are old, ugly and fat, I still love you, tfboys.
17, people who are most hungry are generally fat paper, because there is an idiom called: the hungriest person is the heaviest.
18, fat people eat it bite by bite. Do you think anyone can do it in one step?
19, people who can't lose weight are always in turmoil, and people who can't gain weight are fearless.
20. Honey, have I gained weight? You're full, right?
About funny fat people, talk about 20xx three.
1, [I used to be thin, and I will be thin in the future, so I will gain weight for a while now or my life will be incomplete. ]
I heard a girl singing that day: I am a stranger in a foreign land, and I gain three pounds every holiday. QQ funny log sharing with egg pain
3. A lazy cat madly pursued a mouse and finally got married. After marriage, the lazy cat took good care of the mouse, and the mouse soon became very fat. The mouse was moved and said, dear, why are you so kind to me? The lazy cat squinted and said with a smile, you'll know when you get fatter.
4. I am fat, not rough.
The biology teacher said that fat is not useless. It can relieve stress. You see, fat people will rebound when they fall.
The reason why I am fat is because many things in my heart are not thin.
7. What is wrong with being fat? Fat people can pinch their faces when it is warm in winter and cool in summer.
8, take a kitchen knife to cut the wire, all the way sparks accompanied by lightning.
9. A fat pigeon walked into the central hall from the balcony, bravely took a shit and floated away! Don't be infatuated with pigeons. Pigeons are just a legend.
10, alas, I have gained weight again, and I really want to beat myself to pieces.
1 1, the reason why I am fat is that many things are in my heart, and I am not thin.
12, your short is lifelong, but my fat is temporary.
13, don't call me fat, I will think you are jealous that I eat better than you.
Sometimes you have to pretend to smile as if nothing had happened. This is not giving up, but maturing. Sometimes, all a person wants is a hand to hold and an understanding heart. You lived in my heart when you were thin, but when you got fat, you got stuck in it and couldn't get out.
15, being fat is not a crime, but God is jealous that you will lose weight too perfectly.
16, big breasts are just a fig leaf for fat people, and thin legs are just flat-chested figs.
17, the furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but after school starts, you can't recognize me as a fat man!
18, others said he didn't do well in the exam because his goal was to get full marks. Others say that they feel fat recently, because his ideal weight is 90 Jin. Some people say that his income this month is not high, because he earned more than 30,000 yuan in the past, and some people take photos to reveal the famous brand logo, because he thinks it is a daily necessities. You stand in hell and look to heaven, laughing at their greedy and hypocritical gestures, forgetting that you are just a big low ratio of no progress and stagnation.
19 those red marshal Huang Guoguang hung on the tree, hiding behind the leaves, showing cute fat faces and welcoming Miss Qiu with a smile.
20. There is no love or hate for no reason in the world, but TM is fat for no reason.
Funny classic sentences describing people being fat
1. My hobbies can be divided into static and dynamic. Static is sleeping, dynamic is turning over? There are awesome people every day, especially today.
I don't wrestle with pigs for two reasons: first, it makes me dirty, and second, it makes pigs happy. Modern people's living conditions: attend today's class, sleep yesterday's sleep and spend tomorrow's money.
I suddenly feel that I haven't gained weight after eating so much meat. I feel sorry for dead pigs, dead chickens and dead ducks. My heart is broken and I have indigestion.
4. The most brilliant moment of Apple is hitting Newton's head!
5. Eat, I want to be thin, I want to be thin. I can't have both, so I left.
6. I only drink pure water when drinking water and pure milk when drinking milk, so I am very simple. Interesting sentences describing people's obesity.
7. I think it's good to make a phone call. Everything I say is valuable.
8. Laughter is just an expression and has nothing to do with happiness.
9. There may be several women who don't eat, but there is not a woman who is not jealous. It will be dark, people will change, and they will cheat each other.
10. When a man meets a woman, there is only one anniversary from now on, and there is no independence day.
1 1. If you want something you have never had, then you must do something you have never done.
12. The iron cock will leave some rust. You are a stainless steel cock!
13. Everyone is primitive at birth. Sadly, many people have gradually become pirates!
14. Don't say that others are mentally ill. The premise of mental illness is that you must have a brain, but you don't even have a brain. The hero is sad about the beauty pass, but why am I not a hero and the beauty won't let me pass?
15. You said you liked me? In fact, at first, I actually, alas ~ let me get this straight, in fact, I liked myself.
16. When you go out, there are no birds in the mountains and no footprints in the thousand paths.
17. It's over. You won't talk to me either. I am a dog.
18. If you don't have enough to eat, how can you lose weight?
19. I don't even believe in punctuation.
20. Life is like a multiple-choice question. It is often the many options that bother you, not the topic itself. Once I climb to the top of the mountain, people will see that I am the smallest of all mountains.
Funny classic sentence 2 describing people getting fat
1, I was going to thin into a lightning bolt this year to brighten your eyes, but I don't want to become a nut wall and block your sight.
2. The fat man's song of youth is really the adventure of meat buns.
I don't dislike my people when I am fat. I will definitely repay you when I lose weight.
Those who say I don't need to lose weight are all bad people.
5. Fat people are mortal, or heavier than Mount Tai, or Huashan, or Hengshan, or Himalayas.
6. Every big weight loss at the turning point in life has ulterior motives.
7. I think we should all star in a movie called "In those years, we girls who failed to lose weight". ...
Fortunately, I am a fat man. I can pinch my stomach when I am sad.
9. Many people understand "generosity" as "pregnancy".
10. The three most beautiful words in the world are not "I love you", but "you have lost weight".
1 1, the fat man's life is like a measuring cylinder, destined to be read all his life.
12, don't wear a green down jacket, it looks like a watermelon, and don't wear a red one, it looks like a tomato. Not even wearing yellow. Wear grapefruit or something. Don't wear white, put it on like cabbage. Don't wear black, put it on like a bear. And don't wear beige. Wear it like a potato. Even if you wear nothing, you look like a steamed stuffed bun.
13, swim in the sea with your own lifebuoy.
14, everyone lined up to weigh themselves. No sooner had someone stood up than the electronic scale rang. Please come one at a time, not two at a time.
15, the boy was chubby, his hands were shaking, and he frowned and said, "Come on!" .
16, here he comes, staggering from a distance, with two short legs and a plump belly, just like a stumbling duck. Come closer, you can clearly see that his face is full of fat and sweat. He seems really tired after walking so far. When he saw me, he immediately got worried and ran away as fast as he could. Unfortunately, he was too fat and had a lot of trouble, but his speed was not much faster. Those fleshy arms were thrown hard, and his round stomach was jumping up and down, but he ran slowly.
17, disappeared with a smile, and the two pieces of meat on the cheek kept shaking up and down with the action.
18, at this moment, I saw the door pushed open in a hubbub and a fat man came in. Turned out to be a butcher.
19, while sleeping at night, another Xiao Qiang was crushed to death in his chest.
20. My wife is eight months pregnant, and her belly is not as big as mine.
2 1, don't call others ... when you see them getting a little fat, you will swear!
22. My sister gave me a look and said, "Don't let the flesh hear me."
23. Only pants are the only criterion to test whether you are fat or not.
24. A fat man with a full stop is fatter than others.
25, the helplessness of the fat man: a list of small shirts.
26. I wanted to eat my sadness in one bite, but I ate it into a meatball in one bite.
27. Fat and haggard.
28. A fat man claimed that he was not a clown.
29. People are afraid of being famous pigs and being strong, while men are afraid of having no money and women are afraid of being fat.
A pig is an animal, but it is also synonymous with fat people.