Collection of the shortest jokes Collection of the shortest jokes: I will accompany you until the phone runs out of battery.

More jokes are in the joke column, welcome to enjoy! Collection of shortest jokes (1) 1. A foodie is someone who is full after two bites, but you can still eat two bites after you are full.

2. The biggest worry for foodies is not having nothing to eat, but having a lot of delicious food in front of them, but sadly finding that their stomachs can’t hold it.

3. If you are not a real foodie, then you will never understand the huge difference between the two sentences, "...but, I am full" and "I am full, but...".

4. As soon as the food is served, the first command in your mind is to eat and not to take pictures. Only then can you be called a competent foodie! 5. Why are there so many delicious things in the world that are not delicious?

A lot, but everything tastes good to you.

? 6. A foodie means: when you are happy, eat delicious food to celebrate; when sad, eat delicious food to comfort; when bored, eat delicious food to entertain; when angry, eat delicious food to vent.

7. Specific manifestations of foodies in life: The teacher criticized his classmates and said: "You are a bad example."

The classmate thought: rice grains? The teacher said again: Yes, you are a typical example.

? The classmate thought again: Lizi? Collection of the Shortest Jokes (2) 1. Personally, I believe that if I can do something myself, I will never trouble others! So, I have been single for so many years.

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2. We just went on a blind date, and both of them felt good after eating. We walked along the street and happened to bump into some friends. The friends came up and said: You are really not interesting. You don’t want to call me a brother when you are looking for a little girl to play with.

3. I forgot to bring money for the meal just now, so I told my boss that we could come over next time to pay for the meal together. The boss didn’t agree, so I called a dozen brothers over in anger and managed to get the money for the meal together.

4. When I get rich, I will become a beggar and hire tens of thousands of people to line up and throw money into my bowl.

5. It’s dazzling to see these colorful colors: Muto blue, tea bitch green, brain-dead pink, stool yellow, Goodbye, Northeast Silver, health gold.

6. Marry me when my hair reaches my waist.

When your hair reaches waist length, you must brush it up. If you let it float, the smell of your hair will be unbearable.

7. I went on a blind date. It was my first time and I was a little excited. While the girl was going to the toilet, the matchmaker told me to talk more and find a topic. When I saw the girl, she came over and sat down. I thought there were many people in the men's toilet.

Collection of the Shortest Jokes (3) 1. As long as you think about what you will eat tomorrow, your life will be full of hope.

2. Facts have proved: No matter how strong your desire to lose weight is, your stomach will scream loudly when you are hungry! 3. Everyone is not a vegetarian, and they are all pretending to be vegetarians.

4. Summer is a beautiful season, especially when the wind blows.

5. Staying in bed is a disease. Boss, just make me sick.

6. He hoped that his wife would be an independent woman. After a long search, he finally married a one-legged woman.

7. When I die, I am willing to donate my body to science.

To be more precise, it is to be donated to a scientist who studies how to resurrect the dead.