While establishment-affiliated filmmakers-brothers Mikhalkov (marketed his second-rate films to super-Russian audiences with a deep understanding of the depth and mystery of the Russian spirit) and Konchalovski (his second-rate films marketed European upper-class, moderate The Russians (who package the Russian soul (light on convenience for consumption)) decided to create a national restaurant network under their own brand “Eat at Home!” The first thing they did was write a letter to Vladimir Putin.

Deputy Prime Minister Arkady Dvorkovich received an important call and gave the brothers 1 billion rubles so that they would not have to use their personal wealth.

To save money on marketing, the brothers used the free services of Konchalovsky's young wife, Yulia Vysotksaya, the Russian Masha Stewart (Martha Stewart).

Filmmakers managed to screw up business, Russia's Martha Stewart, taxpayer money, presidential guarantee and more. Now without further ado, let's take a look at Russian fast food chains that are winning the old-fashioned way: through traditional competition. Eat their food at your own risk!

Kroshka Katoska (Small Potatoes)

The baked potatoes they serve are anything but small. They are giant monsters that are cut in half and heated in a microwave. Add sunflower oil, melted cheese, and dill. We love dill.

We encourage you to complete this delicious dinner with two or three fillings: boiled sausage with mustard sauce, fake crabmeat (we export real crabmeat to you, Americans) with mayonnaise , diced cheese and ham with mayonnaise, chanterelles with sour cream.

To date, the Kroshka Kartoshka franchise ranks among the top five fast food chains in Russia, beating many Western brands. Teremok(Woodhouse)

Another fast food brand that ranks among the top five is pancake chain Teremok. Their motto is: "This is not fast food!"

This is bad! Pancakes baked in sunflower oil and filled with mayonnaise, cream cheese, melted cheese, ham, mushrooms, yogurt Oil, condensed milk, drink with beer. Their employees addressed their customers as "Sudar/Sudarinya", the pre-revolutionary formal titles were "Sir/Ms."

When I order from them, the first thing I ask is "Can you please stop calling me Soda?" and I always get the same answer: "I'm sorry, I have to." Do it or I'll get fired." That's a bad thing for me.

Planeta Sushi

Russia is surrounded by thousands of miles of coastline and thousands of miles of rivers. That’s why fish in Russia is so expensive. They had to stuff the sushi rolls with thick layers of cream cheese, mayonnaise, cucumbers and fake fish products.

Rolls and sashimi featuring real ocean fish and other seafood come at a premium because the fish comes from Norway or Argentina. Go figure out this country. Maybe not even Almighty God.

I work with a huge appetite. I'm going to get something to eat! Enjoy your meal too!