While eating, the baby fly said, Mom, we are eating shit!

The mother fly glared, "My child, don't say such disgusting words while eating."

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It’s all the fault of the pig intestine photo. Let me tell you a story about my colleague first.

There is a girl in the office outside who looks like Chibi Maruko-chan. She is very cute. We also like her very much. This is reflected in the fact that as long as she has snacks, we must have them.

She especially likes snacks. How much does she like them?

On average, she has to receive express delivery twice a week, and each time it is a big box full of duck wings, duck necks, chicken wing tips, shredded squid, spicy strips... so many delicious foods, after a month of feeding,

Other people in the office gained 10 pounds "for no reason". This was calculated based on the average. One guy gained 20 pounds and was seriously disliked by his girlfriend.

On the contrary, Chibi Maruko-chan's weight remained the same and even lost weight.

So the guy could only cry and fainted in the toilet.

This guy secretly wanted to "retaliate" and finally waited for an opportunity.

This morning, Chibi Maruko-chan slowly took out a piece of bread from her mysterious treasure box. This guy happened to see it, so he pretended to cough.

This sound successfully attracted Chibi Maruko-chan's attention. She raised her head and continued eating.

Five minutes passed, and Chibi Maruko-chan had successfully finished her tenth piece of bread. She couldn't bear it anymore and coughed again.

"Do you want to eat?" "I don't want to eat." "Is your throat uncomfortable?" "I'm fine." "Oh." The guy hesitated for a long time, but still didn't dare to say that sentence. He only saw his computer

There are dozens of photos of pig intestines on the table. From production to processing, the pictures can be said to make people want to vomit when they see them.

"Ugh..." This guy skipped lunch and lost weight.

2. My friend is very calm, but I can’t eat anymore. You shouldn’t say words like “fat intestines” and “pig intestines” when others are eating, but you can talk about things like going to the toilet, right?

One day, Chibi Maruko-chan and I ate Malatang together. After ordering the good food, we spent so much time... playing with each other on our phones.

When the spicy soup for two people was served, I coughed and started to get emotional.

"Is your throat uncomfortable?" "No, I just forgot to tell you something important." My serious expression finally made her look from the food to me.

"Well, please start your performance." Xiao Wanzi continued to eat.

"I suddenly remembered a joke. There was a student who wanted to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night, but he was too timid to go out alone. He had to endure it for now, but he couldn't help it anymore, so he was going to..." At this point,

I glanced at Xiaowanzi, but she was indifferent, so I had no choice but to continue talking.

"This classmate raised a pot of cactus, so he pulled it out. Wouldn't there be an extra hole in the potted plant? At this time, his stomach started to feel upset. Just when he was preparing to make a big lattice, he laid the bed

The classmate woke up, so he pretended to play with the cactus and suppressed the urge. He saw that the classmate was quiet again, and he finally breathed a sigh of relief after it was over.

Where should I put this pot of soil and fertilizer? After thinking for a long time, he finally thought of a good way to put it in a black plastic bag and throw it into the trash can. The next morning, he secretly threw it under the dormitory.

On the third day, his classmate on the lower bunk secretly said to him, “Have you forgotten anything recently?

" "Nope?

" "Think about it again?

"Unexpected."

"Look what I brought you back?"

"The classmate handed him a black bag and said, "Your cactus!

"That person's face turned dark..." After I finished speaking, she finished eating the small balls. She took a sip of water and said, "Don't you think the fungus and chicken fillet in your bowl look very much like the black plastic bag and the ones you mentioned?"

What?" Then, I looked at the malatang in the bowl and didn't take a bite.

3. After dinner, I want to tell a joke about the Anshi Rebellion. I recently had a dinner with my colleagues.

A group of us wanted to eat noodles, and some wanted to eat white rice. In order to ensure that those who ate noodles had food to eat, and those who ate noodles had noodles to eat, we finally came to a stir-fry restaurant that had noodles.

At first, I thought the noodles were served one bowl per person like in a beef noodle restaurant, but when the dishes came one after another, the rice was also served, but the noodles were not served.

The lady boss said that the noodles are made on site and it will take a while.