1.

The only reason to hand in the paper early is because the people around you are no longer of use.

2.

Being single is not difficult, the hard part is dealing with those people who are trying every possible means to get you to end being single.

3.

We purchase all kinds of idle girls at low prices for a long time. There is no limit to the model. Details are negotiable.

4．

What obstacles are there that I can’t overcome? Besides, I’m so handsome and my legs are so long.

5．

I once borrowed a relative's loudspeaker and placed a heart-shaped candle downstairs in the girls' dormitory to prepare for my confession. I pressed the switch and was about to shout when a voice came from the loudspeaker: "Recycle, old mobile phone, scrapped mobile phone, change the mobile phone license..."

"6．

God, will not treat the infatuated people badly, usually, they will be punished to death.

Humorous phrases for boys to talk about their moods.

7.

A few years ago, I joined a singles group with 300 people. We agreed that whoever had a boyfriend would leave the group. Later... I became the leader of the group.

8.

After taking the English listening test, I realized a truth: some words should only be spoken to those who understand them.

9.

When I was learning my driver's license, I quietly handed a red envelope to the instructor: "It's a small thing, but it's not respectful. You can use it to smoke." Unexpectedly, the instructor said righteously: "I'm sorry, we have regulations and we cannot accept red envelopes." After saying that, he took the red envelope.

Stuff it back to me and keep the money.

10．

I don’t like people who teach me how to be a good person, I like people who work together with me.

11．

They are all good girls you only deserve to miss on your long journey.

12.

Growing up, I didn't learn anything else, but I mastered a special skill. I can sleep without sleeping pills during the day, and I can be excited without stimulants at night.

13.

I warn you not to touch my bottom line, otherwise I will have to change my bottom line again.

14.

I don’t know how to say it, but I hope everyone can stop forwarding pornographic videos in the space. I think this kind of behavior is very bad and has a really bad impact on others.

For example, if you want me to crawl out of bed to look for headphones to watch in the middle of winter, that’s too much!

15.

If I had known that this was a world based on appearance, I would have used the money from school to have plastic surgery.

16．

What kind of brother and what kind of friend? I have seen through it all. He talks so nicely. In such a cold weather, I don’t even want to borrow my girlfriend to sleep with for two days.

17.

The purpose of installing mirrors in the school stairs is to tell you that ugly people should study more.

18.

I caught the bus in the morning and when I arrived at the platform, the bus had already started.

So I had to chase and shout: "Master, wait for me! Master, wait for me!" At this time, a passenger stuck his head out of the window and said to me: "Wukong, please stop chasing me." 19

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Don't ask me for relationship advice, I'm single and I only recommend breaking up.

20.

The typhoon is coming. Please close your doors and windows. If I am blown into your house, I will not leave.

twenty one.

The sudden excitement flashed across my waist.

twenty two.

“What behaviors among your girlfriend’s friends of the opposite sex make you most intolerable?” “Live” 23.

When I was young, I had a fight with someone. I called 6 people, and there were more than ten or twenty people on the other side. I’m not bragging... I was the one who cried the loudest at that time.

twenty four.

I'm chatty because I like chatting with you. If you don't like it, I'll chat to death in a minute.

25.

You are irreplaceable and no one is as ugly as you.

26.

"What does it feel like to be a road addict?" "The king dare not let me patrol the mountains because he is afraid that I will not come back." 27.

Research has found that people with messy beds are on average 50% more creative than people with tidy beds, people who are often late have an average sense of humor that is 70% higher than people who are never late, and people with big appetites have average emotional intelligence than people with small appetites.

90% higher.

The study also found that people who are careless are more indifferent to utilitarianism, and people who like to sleep in are more compassionate.