1. A: Thinking of the wasted college life.

B: I think of the wasted college students.

C: I think of college students in vain.

2. Is your home tonight, my home or Home Inn?

Hanting is not bad either. That’s it. Or just 7 days.

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3. Once when I went out to play with my girlfriend, there was a pole on the side of the road with a sign on it.

When I looked at it, it said: Repair tire and pump air.

It is written vertically.

Unexpectedly, my girlfriend chanted: Abort, replenish the air!

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A car full of people fainted.

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4. Amy: Since you can’t type, sketch, or organize files...why does your boss pay you such a high salary? Jane: I can’t get pregnant! 5. The school stipulates that freshmen are not allowed to bring computers.

A junior sister borrowed my notebook.

College boys, there are bound to be some movies on the hard drive (you know).

Hide the folder in advance, and when you return it, you will find that it is "hidden and visible".

There is an extra folder inside, which contains the junior sister's mobile phone selfies in the bathroom, plus a TXT file, which reads: Senior brother, be realistic, men can't live so empty!

6. When a certain village elects a village chief, a certain silly woman angrily said: I agree with whoever does it, but I can’t let my husband do it!

7. A couple had been married for a long time and were infertile. The woman went to see a doctor on the recommendation of a friend.

Soon after, the woman became pregnant.

When the good news came, the husband was extremely happy and said: We finally have a child, you are so good!

After hearing this, his wife replied: It’s not me who can do it, it’s the doctor who can do it!

8. After the physiology class, a boy pushed the girl down and forced her to kiss her.

Afterwards, the boy said to the girl: I just wanted to do an internship and had no other intentions.

After hearing this, the girl pushed the boy down and said: If you fail, you need to make up the exam.

9. Send a text message to junior brother via mobile, saying to reply with any content and activate mobile reporting.

He replied: I don’t want a mobile phone report.

Move back: Congratulations on your successful activation.

10. There is a girl from a remote county on QQ who is always thinking about finding rich people, rich second generation and so on. She just went online and said that she has Weibo and follows many rich people, and she will succeed soon.

I asked Weibo how you can tell whether someone has money or not.

She said, "Those who send Weibo messages from the iPhone client are rich people." 11. I just saw a piece of trivia: Pigs can't see the sky in their lifetime.

I thought for a while, looked up at the sky curiously, and suddenly felt so happy.

12. A: Your family is proficient in everything, right?

B: It’s a bit exaggerated, but they all have their own strengths. My dad can play the piano, my mom can play the violin, and my sister can sing.

A: Wow!

how about you?

B: I can tolerate them... 13. When Moscow was building a subway in the early years, engineers submitted the plan to Stalin for approval.

Soon, the plan was sent out, with Stalin's signature on it. The careful engineer discovered that there was a circular teacup mark on the drawing, so the Moscow Metro added a perfect circular line.

14. A man climbed out of the window on the 31st floor and apparently wanted to commit suicide by jumping off the building. There were people standing under the building.

A JC and a doctor rushed to the window. He quickly shouted: "Don't come over, otherwise I will jump right away!" JC shook his head and said, "Comrade, the doctor asked me to ask you if you are willing to donate your kidneys after you die."

come out.