1. I say you are a melon, but you insist on being a melon. You get up in the middle of the night to clean the courtyard, and you call other women.

2. You mother-in-law has pointy feet and can't run away when the car comes. 3. You are melon-like, fly a plane, rub your hands, ride a motorcycle (drive an Alto).

4. Your mother, the dominatrix, picks up the fork and skewers it everywhere, your dad, the Batman, flies around in the sky and crawls on the ground; your mother-in-law, the chicken-popping woman, picks up the pole and snatches it everywhere. 5. Tell me, fire the cannon, sir.

When you eat wine, you eat urine. When the master flies on a plane, you sit in a bucket.

6. Yao'er, be good, ride a horse and ride around the streets. Yao'er, be good, come and kiss grandma... (I forgot whether I was cute when I was a child).

7. When the sun came out, I climbed up the electric pole. When I climbed up the electric pole, I played with the wires. The wires released high-voltage electricity and sent me to the Hall of the King of Hell. I gave the King of Hell a cigarette, and the King of Hell sent me to heaven. After a while,

Year after year, I return to the human world.

8. So-and-so’s head is like the earth, with mountains, water, and rivers; so-and-so’s waist is like a kitchen knife, used for cutting meat, vegetables, and peppers; so-and-so’s butt is like bread, and it costs five cents, you can pick whatever you like.

9. Hello, hello. If you go to the river to take a bath, you will have more hair and less flesh.

10. The rooster crows, the duck crows, everyone picks it up and everyone wants it.

11. Pegasus Meteor Fist, farts are round/don’t pay for meals/break the kindergarten, Lushan Shenglongba, rape Athena 12. Dogs chase motorcycles and don’t understand science.

13. One, two, three, four, five, go up the mountain to fight the tiger. The tiger wants to eat people, and the black man wants to close the door. Door to door, tiger to tiger, just the middle finger and thumb.