Ashes are beautiful men

Mia thinks that Gu Jue is the most manly man she has ever seen, unruly, new and bad.

He confessed like this: "The band brothers need a sister-in-law to cook. Do you want to follow me?"

When he was pursued by a beautiful actress, he said impatiently, "Miss, can you stay away from me? You are blocking me from accepting the baptism of the sun. "

When Mia was bullied, he stood up coldly: "Wow, her man is still standing here panting, so you have to hurry to die."

Even when he proposed, he simply said, "Girl, come home with me for the New Year."

mia: you ... this is a proposal?

gu Jue: I didn't ask. I'll let you know.

Falling in love with a sexy, poisonous tongue, full of Beijing movies, and 24k pure man's cigarette ash is a beautiful man, Mia said that life is such a xinghu ...

Phoenix leans over the sky

Cold, arrogant and always looking down on all beings-don't think this is the man, this is her.

Beauty, evil spirit, dark belly, and bright moon-don't think this is the mistress, this is him.

across the sky, amazing first encounter, besieged on all sides, breaking out of the knife-this time right, or through.

Crushing imperial power, conspiring treacherously, destroying the world, and stepping into danger step by step-it sounds a bit like dog blood.

cross the sky and curse God. When I first met you, I was surprised and hit you in the face. I was surrounded by songs, and I broke the knife and went out to defend the wilderness.

I'll recover after breaking the imperial power. You're too idle to destroy the thorns in the palm of your hand and climb to the top of the cloud step by step.

upper hand? I'll go. Want to die? You come;

man, I want to, want to rob? I'm going to sleep first!

This time, there is no wonderful part, only the dialogue between the father and the pit

1. "Miss Taishi, welcome to sleep with me."

"pectoralis major is too thin, biceps brachii is too weak, deltoid is not formed, trapezius is not-not qualified."

"Tai Shilan, I found for the first time that women are not beautiful if their skin beats snow ..."

"Well, men's skin beats snow too."

"Are you angry with me on purpose to ruin my rare mood?"

"mood? Don't insult your mood. I don't think there is anything in your heart except sperm. "

2. "Dare not expect perfection, but seek truth and beauty. That's what I want. Or have already met, at this moment, it is her-just so real and beautiful, I suddenly dare not expect it. "

3. "Who is not marrying you when you are nearly thirty?"

"It's none of your business."

"You're the only one left in the family. You can't run away from it."

"It's none of my business."

"You are already a pillar of the imperial court, one of the main commanders and the three armies in the world. You hold one of them. My mother has always praised your youth and is willing to betroth your sister to you."

"It's none of your business."

"… you're not still thinking about Taishilan, are you?"

"She is my elder sister!"

"Your surname is Tai, and her surname is Tai Shi. Where are your brothers and sisters?"

"She is my elder sister!"

"Taishi Dashuai will not marry you."

"She is my elder sister!"

"... is it only by shouting this sentence that you can restrain yourself and stop running around to ask for her marriage?"

"… you are wrong. I will never ask her for help in my life. She is my elder sister, which is fate's arrangement and fate's giving me the final and closest distance between me and her. From youth to hoary head, from beginning to end, there is an inseparable relationship. I feel so happy when I think about this, really, so happy. "

Jade case

Who holds three points of blood in Qingfeng, and the sword strikes the nine dragons. The soldier's armor shines brightly at night, the phoenix rises in the sky, the stars go out at night, and the broken tripod is empty and cracked.

I love and hate the snow on earth, and I don't get drunk in Wan Li. After the war, levy robes and throw them away. Water surges and mountains overlap, and a flat boat leaves a leaf, just watch the flowers fade.

chef Fang

elegant version of the copy: a copper spoon caresses heptachord, and two silver chopsticks knock on the jade bell, but the good news is blank. The suspense version of the copy: the little bully Shen Yong happily lifted the curtain of the sedan chair and wanted to help the delicate little lady out of the sedan chair. Unexpectedly, a burning stick came face to face ... The concise version of the copy: Fang Jia chef bravely captured the bully. The food is a little warm and suspenseful [1]

The queen is also enchanting-the pearl-returning colleague

was mainly struck by the new pearl-returning thunder, and wanted to set things right for the queen's coolness and give her a new life. Well, the abuse of NC and anti-Qiong Yao is not the main line, which is a romantic novel with anti-Qiong Yao vest. On a whim, I wrote for fun, but there was too much anti-Qiong Yao. Everyone thought it was ok, so I killed my eyes ...

Scene One

When Xibao heard that a new person came to the palace, his eyes lit up. Hey, the fun came and he ran to the emperor and said that this Gege is not only a pearl in the sea, but also my daughter. But how many pairs of eyes are watching the palace? Learn the rules first!

In recent years, Gan Long has already seen through her nature. She is just idle and bored and doesn't want others to be good. She just likes to watch people learn rules and has no good intentions.

Gan Long is also bored. With a wave of his hand, he said, I like this princess very much, and she comes from the people. I exempt her from learning the rules.

Xibao was very depressed when she heard this. Te Te raised her identity, saying that there was no room for unruly rules in the palace. Today, Princess Huanzhu was given a special license, and tomorrow, other Princess Huanzhu followed suit and didn't obey the rules. Isn't it a violation of the family rules of her ancestors, and she can't manage this huge harem?

when the emperor heard this, he said to himself, when have you ever cared about this huge harem, and which one was not made by others? Just nod your head! The emperor is also bored, and he also wants to watch the monkey show and have some fun. He also wants to watch Xibao jump through the ceiling and challenge himself, so he is determined not to let the swallow learn the rules.

I didn't know that he was impulsive for a moment, which led to a bleak life in the future. Whenever the swallow got into trouble, Xibao always said, Your Majesty, this Princess Pearl is your franchise, so you can have no rules and no distance, no going up or down!

Scene 2

Looking at the noisy swallow jumping in front, Xibao had a terrible headache. Before her brain gave an order, she lifted her feet spontaneously and pushed forward, and the swallow fell down from the stands.

"Oh, dear," the swallow jumped up. "Who, who attacked me from behind?"

"The Emperor ..." The queen kicked Gege out of the stands in front of everyone, and the stepmother's reputation of abusing her children was gone. This model of mother instrument was made in vain. Xibao was about to cry, and she looked at Qianlong with a pair of watery and wet eyes, which fell into the eyes of the swallow, that is, "Emperor Ama, did you kick me?"

"I ..." No!

"Emperor Ama, why did you kick me?"

Xibao's eyes lit up, and it still had this effect. That is, the emperor and queen were close together, and they all wore bright yellow suits. The Manchu officials and soldiers sat far away, and they couldn't see clearly. The concubines and girls were also watching others fight. Who would pay attention to them? As long as the emperor recognized it, she would be all right. Let's go.

"I ..." Gan Long really held his breath in his chest. How dare this queen brazenly frame him by kicking the swallow off the stage in front of all the officials?

Fish trapped in the Chamber of Secrets

This is a big story. I want to chase a small transparency across the circle and find that the other party is really huge.

A few words: She formally introduced herself as a singer for the first time, but he ... didn't understand. She also said that her screen name was "Fish in the Chamber of Secrets", but he still didn't understand it. She went on to explain that the name was taken from the trick of the head of the brigade in HunterXHunter. He ..... Don't want to listen to any more.

she thought she was chasing a handsome boy with three dimensions, but she didn't want to, but this man is an ancient legend in the e-sports circle.

※ This article is the rumor of "Fish Sleeping in the Chamber of Secrets"

※ This article has no prototype

※ This article keywords: Su Su Da Tian Da

※ Lightning rod: a little Mary Su cover god with extremely high IQ and extremely low EQ (like anime soy sauce coser), and an e-sports legend with high EQ of male host (because it is too high, it is not very good for sister creatures)