2. Why should I lose weight? It's not that I can't afford it.

3. My shoulder itches a little recently, which may be little wings's pain.

4. Hello, handsome. My name is Ledo. Do you want Yakult?

5. Drink milk tea once instead of 5 yuan, and support WeChat transfer.

6. Other girls want to be coquettish, so I just want to fight you.

7. When God closes a door for you, he will release a dog for you.

8. I am so afraid of heights that I can't bend my head to pick up money all my life.

9. I farted quietly, hoping the wind would blow it into your mouth.

10, feel my clothes and see if they are your girlfriend's material.

1 1. Thursday is the weekend, because I invited Friday.

12, Zhuge Liang said to the wind: Wind, you blow the wind to the west and say: You are like a watermelon.

13, why can't we talk about losing weight? Where else can you talk but your mouth?

14, just passed by a person, and his clothes were all scratched, and there was no spark.

15, you said you were going to steal a battery car to support me. Why did you steal my battery car?

16, I want to go out to play tomorrow. I don't know who my boyfriend goes out to play with, so he won't be beaten.

17, I send many friends who are not nutritious every day. Sorry, everyone. I'll send it later.

18, insist on doing sit-ups every day, one at night and one in the morning.

19, about to fall in love, the river god said to me, "don't throw garbage into the river."