Humorous Quotations from Friends Circle about Eating 1. Obviously, you can eat by your face value, but you have to risk your life. Brother Tom is not old and mission impossible! 2.? I heard that night owls should be poisoned late at night before going to bed, basking in food and basking in cold pets, taking a normal selfie and a B selfie. Keep a backup of everything. I want to eat supper and catch some delicious food. Good night! 4.? It's not for drying food, I really like the color matching of this tablecloth. Friends circle is basking in food every day ~ I am so busy at work that I can only bask in yesterday's overtime meal 6. Eating goods means that those who look good and those who look ugly are called fools. 7.? Is it a sin to bask in delicious food? "Why are there so many delicious things in the world?" "It's not that there are many delicious things, but that everything is delicious for you." 9. I like this sentence: I lose weight, and the less I lose, the fatter I get. 1.? I have a heart to lose weight and a stomach to eat food. They are PK every day. I count by pinching my fingers. Emma, the stomach won again today. 11.? I feel so bored when I see people in my circle of friends having a party and eating delicious food every day ... 12. As long as you are alive, you will meet delicious food. 13.? Sun food time ~ this is what I have been insisting on. As a foodie. Eating snacks is not because you are hungry, but because your mouth is lonely! 15.? Put some poison in the middle of the night. They say that drying delicious food will increase female powder [not easy]. Let me try it. In the legend, I can obviously live by my face value, but I have to rely on my strength. Is it a bit embarrassing for myself? Sun baby, sun house, sun car, sun object, sun food. You said I looked noisy but not noisy. You think I should bask in this. bask in the quilt, bask in the sun. If you are in a good mood, you can get a fucking more face! 18.? In a foodie world, there is no calorie without calorie, only delicious or not. 19.? I think it's a nice day to go home and bask in bask in the quilt 2. Which is more important, food or figure? Eating food: what is the figure? Can I eat? Humorous quotations from friends circle about eating 2 1. As soon as the food is served, the first instruction issued in the mind is "eat" rather than "take pictures", which can be called competent eating! 2.? I suddenly found that it was really a fat ruin, that's all. Anyway, I don't rely on the value of my face to eat. It's not calm again, even if the heavy rain makes the whole city fall, then it's none of my business to eat, sleep and move towards my small goal. 3.? Hairline boys are as popular as Chengdu Britney Spears, don't want to rely on their face value to eat, and refuse to enter the entertainment circle. 4.? "Obviously, you can eat by your face value, but you have to starve to death by your talent." Hahahahahahahaha. 5.? God, how come there are so many delicious foods tonight? It's okay. Am I going to have a meeting so far? 6.? People are iron, rice is steel, and eating goods is better than being stupid. 7.? Really hate this point to bask in food in a circle of friends, can you bask in your beautiful legs? A circle of friends is a pit. It's a lot of meat, and someone cares. Sun food, someone asked you to treat. Print books, and someone will lend them to you. Can you simply appreciate 9. Only food and love can't live up to it. If you don't have a lover, come and comment on the sun-baked food. Who is not a trivial matter? Everyone is basking in food in a circle of friends. I watched a circle without any ups and downs. I grew up 11. Taking eating as the highest level, you can not smoke, drink, wear famous brands, etc., and eat with good taste. As long as you want to eat, you will try your best to eat it. 12.? If you are not a real foodie, then you will never understand that there is a world of difference between "but I am full" and "I am full, but". 13.? It's nothing to bask in the house, the car, the food and the love. You can go out to bask in the sun at noon. 14.? That's right, at this point, I'm here to bask in food again ~ Are you hungry? 15.? One person eats, one person drinks and one person plays mobile phone. 16.? Who says that eating food can do nothing but eat? They also know that they are hungry. 17.? Gourmet, don't do this. Let me go. I want to lose weight. 18.? Look at the beautiful scenery outside the window, then cook yourself a favorite dinner and eat it leisurely. It's really pleasant! 19.? It's good to be a foodie, and you forget everything when you eat. 2.? I ah! Eating alone ... me. Humorous quotations from friends circle about eating 3 1. There are two people in the world, one is a foodie and the other is a person who really wants to lose weight. 2.? I eat alone, travel, and stop and go everywhere. 3.? For foodies, the only thing you can't eat in this world is loss. 4.? A bowl of rice and three dishes, eating freely but lonely. 5.? Eating goods is often made at the dinner table. 6.? For foodies, there are delicious things every day, and life will not be monotonous. 7.? Eating only three meals a day is like abusing yourself. Four meals are normal and five meals are satisfied. 8.? If you think that eating is everything in life, it is wrong, and there is still sleep! 9.? Eating food is like a train, eating like crazy. Eat like crazy. 1.? Eating by a group of people is social and lively, but eating by one person can make people face food sincerely and get along with themselves. 11.? Eating alone will be lonely, but eating snacks will not? 12.? Eating for one person is not loneliness, but abundance. 13.? People who want to lose weight every day have a mouth for eating. 14.? I am happy to eat alone. 15.? For foodies, nothing can't be saved by a bowl. A group of people should eat well, and a person should eat well, because this is the most important line of defense to protect himself and an important source of life aesthetics. 17.? Eating alone and sleeping alone, this lonely life must be accompanied by delicious food. 18.? If you think that eating is the whole life of eating goods, you are wrong, and … sleep! 19.? No matter how miserable life is, I will try to eat it. 2.? The first choice for a person to eat, some people carry pots to eat, and some people order takeout. Talking about the classic humor about traffic jams in a circle of friends

Talking about the classic humor about traffic jams in a circle of friends (1) 1. I get upset when I get stuck in traffic jams, and I want to eat when I get bored. 2. Is it miserable? Shoes and mud cars are trapped in nobody's care! 3. I never like taking the bus, traffic jams, slowness and dizziness. Still like to run away by yourself. 4. It's a tragedy. We'll be home soon. There's a traffic jam on the expressway. 5. There is a traffic jam at high speed. If you are hungry, it is called home delivery ... 6. The more anxious you are, the more traffic jams you get. Still for minutes, it's also clothing. Upset. 7. When a ray of sunshine illuminates the earth, we are involved in the high-speed traffic jam game, which is very lively. 8. Unexpectedly, someone went home last month and arrived this month. 9. As long as you start early enough. You can't catch up with me in traffic jams! 1. It rains all night, and there is always a big traffic jam when you are late. 11. The traffic jam made me doubt my life … The taxi driver sent me to the exit again … I was really worried that I still couldn't find the entrance after years. 12. Expressway, please charge! 13. I'm finally going home for the New Year, but I'm really afraid of this traffic jam. What I'm most afraid of at the moment is the traffic jam. This Du Jie process is too hard. 14. The most beautiful scenery in the world is no longer the way home. 15. Traffic jam. In the morning, I basically go up with biscuits and come down with flour, that's all. 16. Is it weird? Driving is not as fast as walking! 17. On the way home, the traffic jam is like constipation for many years, and the passengers in the car don't move no matter how anxious they are. 18. It's raining and traffic jams, and the weather is so bad. This is a bloody defeat! 19. There is always a traffic jam on the way home. It seems that the more you want it, the more tortuous it is. 2. Do you hate it? Car navigation doesn't work! Talk about the classic humor about traffic jams in the circle of friends (2) 1. Excuse me, where is the restaurant, and it is blocked at the toll gate. 2. Get used to it when it's blocked, and don't worry, hum a little song slowly. Every time I go home, I always face the traffic jam. 4. Don't worry? When will the planing and digging stop? 5. The traffic jam at home during the Spring Festival is a disaster in life. After all, people are old and their bladders are failing. 6. The traffic around the city is almost in a circle. 7. There are often traffic jams on the road to happiness, because there are too many people on the road. 8. Traffic jam, almost fainted by urine. Sum up the lesson: drink water in small sips, and don't drink too much at one time. 9. At the traffic lights in front, jam into a pot and cook it. I've been waiting for minutes, but I haven't hired half a step. 1. Dear, let's watch the sunset together. If it is blocked for a while, we can watch the sunrise together! 11. A line of egrets is in the sky, and Lao Tzu is crowded in the middle; Excuse me, where is the restaurant, and it is blocked at the toll gate. Still hiding half her face from us behind her guitar, forgot to bring instant noodles in the car; Since heaven gave the talent, let it be employed!, did not move for five hours; Cold rain enters Wu at night, watching the sunrise on the highway; The apes on both sides of the strait can't cry, and they don't live in the car at home; Roar when the road is rough, and walk the dog on the highway. 12. Get used to it when it's blocked, and don't worry. Hum a tune slowly. 13. still hiding half her face from us behind her guitar, I forgot to bring instant noodles on the bus. 14. Everyone got off and did morning exercises. There are also drivers who sneak up dogs on the highway. 15. If you drive, or don't drive, the road will be blocked there and you can't walk. 16. Going home for the New Year is the perfect way home, but perfection is always accompanied by bad experiences, and some things have no choice, such as traffic jams. 17. I am a wandering wanderer who was stuck in a traffic jam on the expressway for an hour and now climbs to Jinan at a speed of ten miles. 18. On the way home, there was a traffic jam, but my heart was not blocked. 19. On the way to work, the traffic jam is in a mess, and the red light and green light stop and don't move for a long time. 2. Go ahead, Spring Festival travel rush, or I'll lose! Talk about the classic humor about traffic jams in the circle of friends (3) 1. If you drive, or don't drive, the road will be blocked there and you can't walk. It is too difficult to go home, and the traffic jam is too hard. Don't panic in traffic jam, send a circle of friends first. 4. You are blocking, you are blocking, you are blocking. Traffic jam and the increase of non-mainstream are the prelude to the Spring Festival. 6. Wait for you at the next intersection. There is a traffic jam at this intersection. 7. Kuantan's road became jammed for a while. 8. The world is so big, why am I the only one stuck in traffic? 9. In the face of traffic jams, it highlights the helplessness and sadness of life. 1. The traffic jam makes people doubt their lives. 11. Where are you? Was there a traffic jam on the way here? 12. When there is a traffic jam, you can call your family, friends and even customers. The longer the traffic jam, the deeper the emotional communication. Some people have gained long-lost affection, some have negotiated big business, and some have also gained love … Traffic jams have really promoted the feelings between people. 13. The more anxious you are, the more traffic jams you get. Still for minutes, it's also clothing. Upset. 14. There are often traffic jams on the road of happiness, because there are too many people on the road. 15. When will this slowly move to the place? 16. There are 1, intersections and 8, ways every day. 17. Traffic jam is always a nightmare! 18. It is difficult to get on the bridge, and it is difficult to get off the bridge, and the overhead block is strict. It's difficult to get off the bridge, but it's difficult to get on it. Walk in the middle of the car. 19. Some things have no choice. Like traffic jams. 2. I have practiced, the traffic is blocked, and the mood is not blocked! Share the sentences about the hot weather humor in the circle of friends

The sentences about the hot weather humor in the circle of friends 1. Invite everyone to take a sauna for free in hot weather, lose weight together, and come on! 2. It was too hot. I bought a basket of eggs yesterday and turned into a chicken when I got home. I bought a mat and turned it into an electric blanket when I slept. The car doesn't have to start by itself. 3. Only the mother is good and the father is good. 4. The two stood in the sun, "Do I know you well?" "Well, soon". 5. Tell you several ways to relieve the summer heat quickly: besides looking in the mirror to see the balance of the bank card, and pinching your belly to see the stealth status of your sweetheart QQ. Is my heart cold at the moment? 6. My life is all given by air conditioning. 7. If you want me to die, just say so. It's not necessary to be so hot. 8. It was too hot to sleep last night. lz suggested getting up for activities, so the dormitory collectively got up to fight the landlord, and those who lost got dressed. . . Alas, it's all tears. . . . . Four down jackets. . . 9. Don't ask me how old I am, just ask me how mature I am. 1. Taking the bus in summer, I hate those who wear short skirts and cross their legs to reveal her lace underwear. Whenever I see these people, I will always stare at them with my angry eyes, indicating that I am angry! 11. You are gold and I am coal. You will shine and I will be hot. Don't piss me off, or I'll melt you. 12. The sun is so big that it is dying. 13. A wisp of yearning turns into a cool breeze, and a little bit of coolness comes to my side, a little bit of care is accompanied by drizzle, a little bit of friendship is around me, a short message is melodious, and every word is accompanied by blessings. I wish my friend you happiness every day and all the best! The weather changes, pay attention to your health! 14. Wash your face, comb your hair, put some rouge and powder on it. 15. Why do so many people say it's hot? . . Actually, it's okay. . . The latest funny sentences describing the hot weather. I always feel that the heat will get hotter and hotter. . . 16. When the weather is hot, I have less clothes, and finally I can't deceive myself. Where is the 18 kg of meat in winter? I'm going to the gym. 17. Is Hou Yi here? Could you please shoot down the sun? 18. This summer, there is only a pinch of cumin between me and barbecue, and only a garlic between me and scallops! 19. At noon, it was even hotter. People were hiding at home, turning on electric fans and blowing air conditioners. Dogs are hiding in the shade of trees for the summer, and they have made their own unique trick to dissipate heat with their tongues. They are panting like asthma patients. The tap water at home is steaming and hot, and the birds don't know where to hide; The vegetation is dejected and despondent, like dying; Only the cicada gave a broken cry on the branches; It's like a broken gong and drum cheering for the scorching sun! 2. Summer is coming, and the weather is too hot. Remember to drink more hot water. 21. Lying on a mat feels like a sizzling beef tenderloin. 22. It's really troublesome to cover the quilt at night in cold weather. 23. Summer is hot, summer tide, flies and mosquitoes croak; Don't be angry, have a good attitude, and pay attention to defense; Change clothes frequently, take more baths, and don't let the disease depend on you; Drink more water, remember, and show me joy. Have a nice summer! 24. No, no, I'm going to climb to Qingxiu Mountain in three steps, one kneeling, five worshipping, and beg for rain. It's terribly hot in Nanning. 25. It's unbearable in the hot summer, so I'll teach you a wonderful way to cool off the heat: when the sun is in the sky at noon, exercise hard in the open space without shelter, and once you get heatstroke, you can cool off the heat. This is called fighting poison with poison and attacking "summer" with "summer". 26. It's hot, keep your head down.