There are some situations that I really hate.

I don’t hate selfies taken by boys, nor do I hate selfies taken by boys, but I hate selfies taken by ugly men. Those boys who are obviously average-looking or even ugly don’t even have beards. They just snap at the phone camera all day long, and then...

Post on Moments, I don’t want to see your ugly self-confidence, nor do I want to see your haggard look. I don’t care if you bought a car or a house, and I don’t care if you work overtime until late at night again.

Whenever this happens, I scroll through my Moments and take a few selfies of beautiful women to calm my nerves. After all, I am a straight man and only beautiful women can save me.

360 No Blind Spots for Sharing Babies Because of work, I added some netizens to WeChat. They all have the same identity, that is: the baby’s mother.

These women are almost all crazy about showing off their babies. Their WeChat names are all mom, mom, mom, and mom. It feels like they will live for their children for the rest of their lives.

Although I can understand how they love their children, after all, that child has nothing to do with me. I can't treat their children as my own in the circle of friends, especially those children with poor foundations, and also expose them to participate in this activity.

Why do they do that activity? They should be allowed to study early. Otherwise, when they grow up, they will have neither looks nor knowledge, and how will they find a partner?

On the night of the WeChat New Year, I checked my circle of friends.

A few minutes after Yan Xuejing's skit ended, a primary school classmate of mine who is engaged in micro-business posted a short video in Moments. The short video was cut out from Yan Xuejing's skit, with the text saying that micro-businessmen are all participating in the Spring Festival Gala.

The implication is self-evident, that is, micro-business is very high-end.

I thought she was my elementary school classmate, so I didn’t block her. She actually disgusted me on New Year’s Eve, which was too much. Since then, all micro-business people, regardless of their previous relationship with me, unless they are blood relatives, as long as they touch me

Arrive, block it firmly.

I work in new media promotion, so naturally I have some peers and colleagues in my circle of friends, including former colleagues.

As soon as I checked my circle of friends, I saw them retweeting the WeChat account I had just created. Sometimes they even pretended in disgust that I didn’t create the account. It’s really LOW. After working in new media for so many years, I learned how to harm my friends.

I really didn’t make any progress, especially my former colleagues. How did I teach them before I left?

Promote to target users!

Promote to target users!

Promote to target users!

Say important things three times!

Am I your target user?

The WeChat you make is so low, how have I ever seen it and not complained about it?

PR Harbin actually has public relations. I have learned a lot about it, but their public relations method is really amazing, which is the flash mob in Moments.

What is a flash mob?

That is to change the avatars of all employees of the company into a unified logo, and then uniformly post the nine-square grid pictures. The nine-square grid pictures are probably directly copied by the artists from the big brands, and then take screenshots and write them into the public relations report, saying how many thousands of people have been affected.

I think they are lower than Wechat Business. If Wechat Business is a small liar, then they are a big liar. They are all shameless anyway.

Rumor spreaders There are some people in my circle of friends who spread rumors about health care or gossip about politics.

It felt like they were hopeless, and maybe they knew it and had given up treatment long ago, so they continued to forward the rumors to the end.

How can I complain about them? They are no different from those who retweeted Koi. In the end, they will all be defeated by the weird light of grass carp.

So what kind of circle of friends do I like?

I like to share the real and beautiful dynamics of life, and I especially hate people who use their circle of friends as a profit tool or a performance stage.