1. I just punched a fortune teller. Because I just sat down in front of his booth, he asked me what you are.

second, the new definition of moonlight clan: at the beginning of the month, I eat whatever dogs eat, and at the end of the month, I eat whatever dogs eat.

3. It is illegal to sing out of tune in North Carolina ~ I want to know how many people are lying with guns _ (:з ∠) _

4. You think you have seen through what life is, but you just can't play with it.

5. One of the great tragedies in life is that God gave me the attribute of eating food, but forgot to give me the status of a local tyrant.

6. idolize, if you can't get him, you might as well chase me, and I

will get it in three or two.

7. There is nothing to be bothered about. A lot of things can be solved by jumping off a building.

8. My deskmate argued with me. At one time, I was at a disadvantage. In a hurry, I got up and shouted, "You're talking nonsense, I'm not stupid!"

9. Attending my cousin's wedding, I didn't know any of them, but my aunt warmly came to shake my hand after seeing me, calling my father's name and saying, "You still haven't looked old at all after all these years. -baldness at a young age

1. Life is still interesting. After all, I want to die every day for different reasons.

Xi. An old man in Beijing coaxed his grandson not to cry: It's unnecessary. You are really unnecessary.

12. I drank a bottle of milk and forgot your names, because I drank milk that I forgot my baby.

XIII. When I was a child, I loved playing with firecrackers with my cousin. I made a mistake and threw the lit firecrackers into my cousin's coat pocket (he still had a lot of firecrackers in his pocket). Then my cousin was anxious, but the more anxious he was, the more he couldn't get it out. Finally, my cousin was so anxious that he hugged me and said, "I will die with you!" As a result, our clothes were all in rags.

14. I used to have schizophrenia, but now we have recovered.

15. In the past, the mail was very slow, and I could only love one person in my life. Now the network technology is developed, and I can

green five

ten people a day.

XVI. When I went out for dinner with my dad, I met someone from my dad's company. Every time my dad introduced me to others, he used a modest word, that is, a dog ... but I don't know why he was so hot-headed today that he told others that this is my dog ...

XVII. I sold myself, and I didn't want it. Although it was cute, I was too tired to keep it.

18. You never know the answer if you don't try, but you don't know if you should try until you try.