Bad evaluation of high EQ:

1. There are bugs in the rice, so thank my boss for adding nutrition to me.

2. I have loose bowels after eating, and thank my boss for solving my constipation.

3. After my dog ate it, he stood up and quarreled with me for two dishes, thanking the seller for giving the dog super powers.

4. After the meal was eaten by the dog, the dog learned to cook.

5, dogs don't eat, they would rather eat rice.

6. Kuafu ate your shredded pork and drank the Pacific Ocean dry.