I have seen many funny things. For example: poems, pictures, animals, sounds, food and so on. Now I'll share with you what I've seen related to food and what I think is the funniest.

1. first, issue you a food certificate, which is a funny beginning in itself.

2. The juicy peach is actually a fat aunt's burgundy thong.

3. It's mouth watering to carry a huge roast pig's hand on your shoulder, but it's actually a sofa cushion.

4. Can you still eat the cake with smelly feet?

5. What a miserable finger cake. Eating it will definitely scratch your stomach.

6. It's funny and looks like a trick to protect food. What do you think after reading it? Go away or eat it?

7. Plump legs and red high-heeled shoes. Needless to say, it looks very eye-catching.

8. Life, the combination of sperm and egg, actually makes the chef cook incisively and vividly.

9. When you enjoy its delicious taste, you are actually teased by it.

Life is wonderful everywhere. Funny stories are around. Laugh often and never lose money!

A female colleague criticized how people in the circle of friends were so annoying: my husband gave a gift to bask in, received a red envelope, bought something to bask in, took all kinds of selfies and basked in babies. What's there to bask in? Finally, he started talking about his husband. Although the starting point was not to discuss how much his husband earned, he intentionally or unintentionally brought it out that his husband's basic salary was more than 1,. No wonder he was willing to spend money on my son. .......

In short, listening to her talk at ordinary times is a force full of superiority, either talking about her husband or talking about her children. Most of us just want to bask in this and that, and take a selfie to bask in a baby, but we are still very afraid that someone will ask her husband how much he earns on public occasions, not to mention blowing up her husband's salary, hehe.

The point is, this kind of person can only see other people's problems, but can't see how her behavior is different from others' behavior of sunbathing in a circle of friends. If anything, she can only sunbathe in this way and to a greater extent.

I really think her behavior is quite funny, and she has no self-knowledge.

Tell me a funny thing that happened to a small partner around me.

In retrospect, some bits and pieces at that time were quite funny.

At that time, I was about 6 or 7 years old. At that time, there were no entertainment projects in the countryside (I believe everyone who lived in the countryside at our age had a deep understanding). At that time, children would look forward to the New Year because they would wear it.

At that time, everyone would break up the firecrackers they bought and put them in their pockets, and the firecrackers at that time were different from those at present. At that time, firecrackers were basically three or five products, and their power was much greater than that at present. When people were free, they gathered together and lit up all kinds of things with firecrackers, such as wine bottles, ice in the river and snowdrifts.

There was a little friend who was naughty and didn't feel satisfied with playing with these things. At that time, the toilets in the countryside were all outside the room or the yard. Everyone must have guessed what happened later. He lit the firecrackers and threw them in before he could run, and as a result, he splashed all over his clothes ... Haha

When I got home, I can imagine that this fight was indispensable ...